All's Well, Ulala.

"At the end of the day, it's just you against the world. So, best prepare,before the sun sets, and you're all alone, cos no one's got your back anymore... And remember, guy, the name's Wolfgang." [Indepdendent Inkling OC blog]

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THIS BLOG HAS BEEN MOVED TO:

HERE

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I guess I’ll be moving everything under Abyssa’s blog @chernila

and I mean EVERYTHING, including this blog and my Pearl blog.

Stay Tuned....

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Maybe I should move all my Splatoon blogs into a more centralized blog with side-blogs accordingly.

But, which one would be the main one?

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candykraken replied to your post: .

u know i will rp with u anytime

Delta i’ll kick yourt fucking ass

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Wanted to try my hand at a uhhh simple background, I’m really happy with how it turned out!! for @blodiesel

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Hey, that’s me!

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👍, 💔, 💕, 🎀, 💲, 🍬, 😉

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?

It could really go either way with Wolfy! They’re very flexible as a person, but would rather much do it on a day off than a busy day---due to, er, their other job.

💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

Knowing Callie would never date them.

💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?

Oh hell yeah, though they would struggle with feelings of jealousy, but otherwise, they’re down for that.

🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?

Abyssa.

💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?

All the money in the world can’t buy happiness. So heck no! but maybe they’d be down for a sugar daddy.

🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?

Dom bitch with sub tendencies. Really likes power struggles.

😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?

Facesitting, crushing watermelons with your thighs, getting roughed up, they’re into choking both giving and recieving, and semi-public sex.

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15, 16, 18, 26, 50, 57, 64, 66, 54, 55

15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?

Fine cotton panties, unless we’re on duty, then we wear boxer briefs.

16. What does this character’s voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?

I’d say “take a guess.” but a lot of people say my voice is comparable to Leo P from Too Many Zooz.

18. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?

I speak a bit quieter when I don’t have headphones on due to my ears being quite sensitive. also a lot of people say i have a liSSSSSp. I don’t know what they’re talking about, we all sound like garbled chipmunks if you ask me.

26. What kind of education has the character had? 

Ah, well, I attended Juilliard, I am a graduate of the Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that,  I've seen The Exorcist about 167 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! 

(They’ve studied through elementary to high school, dropped out on their sophomore year of college, they planned on getting a masters in human studies.)

50. What do they look for in a romantic partner?

Kindness, a little roughness, unexpected kissing, powerful thighs, and maybe just please give me attention plea

57. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in their life?

Pfft, I kill people for a living, you think I have moral fiber?---I don’t, I don’t believe in any type of God, is what I mean.

64. Besides the basic necessities, what do they spend their money on?

There’s nothing better to spend money on than your music equipment and splattershot. That’s just how it is!

66. What are their interests or hobbies? How do they spend their free time?

I thought I’ve already talked about how I do nothing but like 1. shoot people for Abyssa, or 2. hang about in the Squid Sisters webpage, refreshing every 5 minutes, waiting for a reunion concert!

54. How do they feel about sex? How important is it to them?

MMMM me fuckyyy ;)

55. What are their turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?

I like either submissive, playfully naive people, or REALLY INTO IT dominant people, that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth.

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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Character Survey of Doom

Body and Appearance

1. Describe the character’s height and build. Are they heavyset, thin, short, rangy?  2. How old are they?  3. Describe their posture. Do they carry themselves well or do they slouch? 4. How is their health? Are they fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?  5. How do they move? Are they clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?  6. How attractive is this character physically? How do they perceive themselves in the mirror?  7. Describe their complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?  8. Describe their hair: color, texture, style.  9. What color are their eyes?  10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?  11. What are their chief tension centers?  12. What is the character’s wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or do they have six of the same suit?  13. Do their clothes fit well? Do they seem comfortable in them?  14. Do they dress the same on the job as they do in their free time? If not, what are the differences?  15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando? 

Speech

16. What does this character’s voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?  17. How doe they normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Do they talk easily, or do they hesitate?  18. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?  19. What language/s do they speak, and with how much fluency?  20. Do they switch languages or dialects in certain situations?  21. Are they a good impromptu speaker, or do they have to think about their words?  22. Are they eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change? 

Mental and Emotional

23. How intelligent is this character? Are they book-smart or street-smart?  24. Do they think on their feet, or do they need time to deliberate?  25. Describe the character’s thought process. Are they more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?  26. What kind of education has the character had?  27. What are their areas of expertise? What, if anything, are they interested in learning more about?  28. Are they an introvert or an extrovert?  29. Describe the character’s temperament. Are they even-tempered or do they have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?  30. How do they respond to new people or situations? Are they suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?  31. Are they more likely to act, or to react?  32. Which is their default: fight or flight?  33. Describe the character’s sense of humor. Do they appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?  34. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how do they deal with them?  35. What moments in this character’s life have defined them as a person?  36. What do they fear?  37. What are their hopes or aspirations?  38. What is something they don’t want anyone to find out about them? 

Relationships

39. Describe this character’s relationship with their parents.  40. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?  41. Are there other blood relatives to whom they are close? Are there ones they can’t stand?  42. Are there other, unrelated people whom they considers part of their family? What are their relationships with them?  43. Who is/was the character’s best friend? How did they meet?  44. Do they have other close friends?  45. Do they make friends easily, or do they have trouble getting along with people?  46. Which do they consider more important: family or friends?  47. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Have they been married more than once?  48. Are they currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?  49. Who was their first crush? Who is their latest?  50. What do they look for in a romantic partner?  51. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how do they relate to them? If no, do they want any? 52. Do they have any rivals or enemies?  53. What is the character’s sexual orientation? Where do they fall on the Kinsey scale? 54. How do they feel about sex? How important is it to them?  55. What are their turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits? 

Beliefs

56. Do you know your character’s astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well do their fit type? 57. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in their life? 58. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?  59. How do they regard beliefs that differ from theirs? Are they tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?  60. What prejudices do they hold? Are they irrational or do they have a good reason for them? 

Daily Life

61. What is the character’s financial situation? Are they rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?  62. What is their social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected them?  63. Where do they live? House, apartment, trailer? Are their home their castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Do they share it with others? 64. Besides the basic necessities, what do they spend their money on?  65. What do they do for a living? Are they good at it? Do they enjoy it, or would they rather be doing something else?  66. What are their interests or hobbies? How do they spend their free time?  67. What are their eating habits? Do they skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods? 

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Wolfgang blows a kiss, unabashedly, to compliment the shyness of the other with their own bold power move. “why don’t ya come closer?” they said haughtily , beckoning Sal with their index finger

Oh it was for him, for sure — as if there was anyone else it could’ve been for.

He goes ahead and follows their request, sliding over to sit next to them. He places a hand down behind the two of them as he looks over at them. “Hey there, Wolf. You wanted something?”

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They lean over as soon as sal is within reach, ever so carefully leaning towards their ear, and simply whispering into their ear

"Slorp"

They grabbed the nautilus' hand, chortling to themselves about how massively stypid that was.

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*Wolfgang blows kisses at Sal, giving a wink” yoo-hoo loverboy

Sal points at himself questioningly. He?

He rests a hand on his cheek abashedly and holds up a hand in that classic ily gesture.

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Wolfgang blows a kiss, unabashedly, to compliment the shyness of the other with their own bold power move. “why don’t ya come closer?” they said haughtily , beckoning Sal with their index finger

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nautalass replied to your photo: hm.

they…

*Wolfgang blows kisses at Sal, giving a wink” yoo-hoo loverboy

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hm.

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