Simply Distorted

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, ‘Why, why, why?’ Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand." -Kurt Vonnegut

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“Dillhole” 😂

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HOT FUCKING DAMN

READ THIS EVERYBODY

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bug

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Me: How do you keep your skin smooth and bright what products do you use?

Person: I just drink a lot of water and avoid fried food, I mostly eat fruit and veggies

Me: Okay…….. that sounds fake but alright

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We tried to fight back but they were too strong.

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[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

[mickeysphilharmagic]

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

[mickeysphilharmagic]

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

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[mielparaoshun]

I wish this was longer

[xojustdae]

Amazing

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Who knew The Tongue was the ultimate supervillain?

[freespiritspiritfree]

The tongue is is the strongest muscle in the body so of course his the ultimate supervillain

[skellydun]

hell yeah: the sequel

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

the TINY “I’m not even gay” at the end lmao

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Grizzler the Border Collie is the World’s First Canine Photographer

[the-fuckboy-whisperer]

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

[timeforsocialjustice-blog]

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

[wintervvood]

This Artist Experiences Sound As Colors And Paints What Music Looks Like

Melissa McCracken, a painter with synesthesia, explains what it’s like to see your favorite songs. [x]

“Karma Police” — Radiohead

“Little Wing” — Jimi Hendrix

“Gravity” — John Mayer 

“Imagine” — John Lennon

“Joy in Repetition” — Prince

“Since I’ve Been Loving You” — Led Zeppelin

“Life On Mars?” — David Bowie

“Tonight, Tonight” — The Smashing Pumpkins

[ovadiah]

Makes me laugh far to hard, I think I need a new spleen

[millstreams]

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[mayahan]

Illustrator, Tim Doyle,  Re-Imagines The Simpsons’ Springfield As A Gloomy Desolated Town

[forevrdreamingofbetterthings]

wow, i love this!

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Natasha Lyonne photographed by Stephen Stickler, 1999

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