Burrito was walking around town and saww... TACO!! He was wandering around the town as well and he looked bored, also a lil' bit tired. Currently he had his resting bitch-face @taco-anon-official
TACO !!! BROSKII
Sup amigo!!
Oh, BURRITO!!! MY BROCHACHO!!
He hugged him and then pulled back
Sup!! Whatcha doin' around here, dude?
I was walking through here and then I saw you!!
Wanna do something?
Of course, broski!!!
I saw a store with shopping carts outside!!
You are thinking what I am thinking?
...I know whatcha thinkin' of, brochacho. Let's do it.
He smiled mischievously
*He did the same*
-5 minutes later-
TACO RUN
THAT STORE GUY STILL BEHIND US
GET IN THE CART AMIGO!!
He quickly jumped into the shopping cart
GO, GO, GO!!!
*Burrito ran pushing the shopping cart and then grabbed into the part he was pushing putting his feets in the metal things that are usually adove the wheels of the shopping carts*
You can see he?? *Burrito was trying to avoid the shopping cart from falling or crash so he was too focussed for turning his head back*
*They were going downhill*
I don't see him anymore! We've gotten away!!
...
.. However we are going downhill at this current moment.
I know I know
*burrito made the shopping cart dodge one obstacle that was on the way*
What we gonna do??
I say we just out of it on the grass beside us and roll down the hill, that's kinda safer, broski!!
Yeah it's reasonable-
IS THAT THE FUCKING STORE GUY IN ANOTHER SHOPPING CART??!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! OKAY, CHANGE OF PLAN!! WE RIDE DOWNHILL ON THE SHOPPING CART AND THEN WE FLEE!!!
GOOD PLAN
RETURN THE SHOPPING CART
OR I WILL HAVE TO FIGHT YOU FOR IT
*Store Guy throw a pull churro to taco and burritos cart*
*Burrito dodge it*
THE FUCK THIS GUY COME FROM
OKAY WE'RE CLOSE! JUMP OUT WHEN I SAY SO!
OKAY!!
*store Guy starts trowing more pull churros*
*Burrito dodges them the best way he can*
HOW THE FUCK YOU HAVE SO MANY POOL CHURROS
MY STORE SELLS THEM
Ahh , makes sense
Yeah, it actually does make sense!
NOW, JUMP DUDE!!
He jumped out and landed on the grass, however a quiet crack was heard. He rolled a bit before stopping
*Burrito also jumped after him*
*the shopping cart stopped when hitting a wall that was near*
*Store guy turned his shopping cart the oposite way as them*
I WILL CATCH YOU ONE DAY *then he goes away*
.....
At least we still have the shopping cart
*Burrito turn his head to Taco for one sec*
TACO ARE YOU ALRIGHT BROSKI??
Basically Taco rn
He then awkwardly showed a thumbs up
*Burrito grabbed taco princess style and then he placed he in the shopping cart carefully *
You think you need to go to the hospital? *Pushing the shopping cart *
He chuckled warmly, his glasses were slightly cracked
No, no need dude!! I'm alright!!..
*Burrito smiled (blushing a bit)*
Well , you wanna do something else?
Hmmm..
You up for some mexican food, brochacho??..
He asked with a warm smile
ALWAYS BROSKI
Where are we going?
Sick, dude!!!
Maybe to the local mexican restaurant in a few turns from here? I remember their food was totally tubular!!!
KAY KAY
VAMONOS
*burrito pushed the shopping cart heading to the mexican restaurant*
I hope we don't meet again with the store dude
That guy was crazy
For real, he's totally crazy!! I mean, one shopping cart won't ruin the whole shop's reputation??? Likeee.. complete dickhead, broski!!
Yeah!, Right?
*burrito anon laughed*
Yeah!!!
He laughed as well, AUDJEHDHSHSHSJS
Oh look we are here!!
*burrito stopped the shopping cart*
Awesomeness!!..
He was gonna get outta the shopping cart, but maybe he'd need help..
Ya need help?
..uh..
..Yeah, help would be great right now, dude!!..
*burrito carries taco like he did before to get him out of the shopping cart*
Can you walk?
He chuckled warmly, blushing slightly
..Uhh.. I think so, yeah!!..
Great *Burrito help him stand up carefully blushing a bit*
What you wanna eat?
Hmm, let's go look at the menu first, broski!!!..
He took his hand, going inside of the restaurant and leading him to a two-person table by the window
Take a seat!!..
*he blushed a bit when he took his hand*
Okay!! *He sat down*
*A lady cames to their table*
Hello muchachos this is the menu of today *she hand them a paper*
Also there is a Taco and burrito combo if you are interested
Tell me when you are ready!
*the lady goes*
Ah, thanks!!..
...Jeez, these cracked glasses won't let me see properly..
He took em' off!
*burrito blushed but he turned quickly his head to the window*
I think I have other glasses , you want them?
*burrito searched under his poncho* *then he taked out other glasses*
Oh, of course!! Thank you, dude!!!..
He smiled warmly at him
*he smiled back giving him the glasses*
You thought about something to order yet?
He put on the glasses
Maybe let's order the taco and burrito combo? Oor if ya feel like getting something else we could get whatever ya want, I don't mind choosing what ya want for you, broski!!
*Burrito blushed a bit for this comment(not so much for being highly notable)*
The taco and burrito combo sounds good!!
You thougth of something else?
Or you think the combo would be enougth?
I think the combo will be enough, brochacho! (B
Kay Kay! 👌
Señorita!
*the lady comes back*
You alredy decided?
Yes , the taco and burrito combo please!
Estupendo!
Something to drink?
Maybe just water please?
Same for me
Okay!
Wait here until your food is ready!
It won't be much time!
Okay , thank you!
Taco was now just looking at Burrito with a soft smile
*Burrito smiled back* *a little bit flustered(not easy to see)*
So you thougth about something to do next?
Like now we own a shopping aaaaall for ourselves
... I've got an idea.
He smirked.
How about we ride eachother around town?
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!
And also so much fun!!!
But also let's try avoid the store of the shopping cart and the downhill...
You almost die there *burrito chuckled*
Yeahh, let's..
He laughed warmly, then sighed
.. It's so cool to spend time with you, dude!!
Yeah same!! *Burrito smiled warmly*
Doing this kind of stuff is only fun because I do it with you!
Doing this alone won't be the same
For real!! Doing this alone would be like.. so boring. With you it's much better!! Plus you're awesome!!!
Same !!!
(You heard some people speaking in the bar table)
MATILDA VE A ATENDER LA MESA CINCO!!
NOO que arruino el yaoi
LA COMIDA YA ESTA LISTA Y SE ESTÁ ENFRIANDO
Déjale dos segundos q quiero ver que pasa
NO VE YA , NO VES QUE ESPERAN , Y LUEGO LA MALA RESEÑA ES PARA EL RESTAURANTE
Porfa Mariaaa
*she stares deathly*
*sigh*Espera un segundo voy a por algo
DATE PRISA!!
*The lady cames to the table with the food you ordered and a plate with nachos*
Thank you!!
....
Oh ,Excuse me we didn't order the nachos
Don't worry about it , Invita la casa!
(It's free broski) *wispering*
(..Oh!! Sick!!)
*the lady goes* *she seems to be giggling* *the other lady shakes her head when she sees her acting like that*
*Burrito gives a warm smile to taco*
Taco smiled every-so-warmly
*burrito gives back the same smile*
*Then he gets a burrito and starts eating It*
Taco got a taco! He started eating too!
(fuck I forgot to change the account TvT)
This is really great! *He also tries the nachos*
It's alr :33// Yeahh!!.. He also tried the nachos, chewing properly.
*eating nom nom*
Nonnomnonomnnomnomm he's very silly looking while eating nomnomnom...
*Burrito giggles*
Swallow
Hmhm?
Nothing , you are just cute (FUUUUUUCKKK , I SAID THAT OUT LOUD?????) *dying inside*