la la

so won't you take a breath and dive in deep... because i came here so you'd come for me.

[conlucatio-blog]

Nice Blood

[riverender]

[fuckyeahpilesofdirt]

[fuckyeahpilesofdirt]

[burstrate]

Ok so get this my life is kinda stressful rn but i will produce events every weekend I promise

[burstrate]

OK SO

[matchmaqer-blog]

closed lol

[burstrate]

matchmaqer:

You could be a supervisor. …Right, my name is Q by the way. 

...Q? As... in the letter..? ...Is that maybe... short for cupid..?

[burstrate]

diiseur:

I’m…young-looking for my age! And short. Right now. But I’m gonna get taller…so…how young are they?

...I have no idea. I’ve... never been very talented at guessing ages.

[matchmaqer-blog]

closed lol

[burstrate]

matchmaqer:

I guess so. In that case, let’s pretend I came over here to introduce myself and ask you if you’d like to help me bake a cake.

...I have no clue how to bake. ... ...I suppose I could... encourage you..?

[burstrate]

riverender:

Couldn’t she have a back-up, though?

...If... we’re being honest, the AI did say that... she could... access any monitor in the world, making it... completely impossible to stop her.

[burstrate]

diiseur:

I’m not treating it like a joke! I thought maybe it was a joke, but, uh, I mean, it’s definitely not a joke. So. Anyway. Are there, um, really no other kids? I haven’t met everyone yet…so…

... ...Sadly, there are two others. ...They don’t look nearly as young as you, though..?

[burstrate]

riverender: 

Pifft, that would be hilarious! 

And how funny would it be if a plane or island came up and we got rescued before there was even a single murder. What a hoot!

Not so sure how they would arrest an AI, though.

...They could probably just... sink the ship once we’re all off of it..?

[riverender]

Everything that AI says is so…contradictory. I suppose that it is best to roll with the punches, and hope some idiot doesn’t murder you.

And if we’re lucky, she’ll get so bored that she will have to release us!

[burstrate]

... ...That would most likely be the best solution. ...Can you imagine if she kept giving motive after motive... but nobody ever acted on them..? We’d probably just... start treating this entire thing as a joke, most likely. 

[burstrate]

ill upd8 the masterlist hold up

[prodijious]

So, she, uh, wasn’t kidding about the…killing…thing. I kinda hoped she’d…you know…wait ‘til the end of a week or so and say hey! Just kidding! I’m not a mean robot…person…like in that Avengers movie…I’m a fun cool robot! I also rented a bouncy castle and…a…laser tag arena…okay.

Uh, forget I said anything…

[burstrate]

...Treating this like it’s a joke... I envy your carefree attitude. ...But... you... why are you here? They really shouldn’t have... children... on this boat...

[burstrate]

...So... she says she wants this to be a perfect place, but she also... wants us to kill each other..? And... will even give us multiple incentives..?

I guess trying to understand this situation really is... a lost cause. ...I don’t... I don’t get it at all.

[brutalixer-deactivated20151222]

@kaia

Did you really think people would be so homesick that they’d kill someone already? It hasn’t even been a full year yet. You’re really impatient for a computer, you know? Did you miscalculate how much food it’d take to feed this many people for a full lifetime? Honestly, if you’re going to guarantee something like taking care of our needs for the rest of our lives, at least make sure your supplies last a week. And, you know, maybe you should have picked something that you could reasonably expect to be able to restock, instead of a boat in the middle of the empty ocean? I don’t know how you expect to manage an entire Utopian civilization when you can’t even manage a short trip. You’re probably super buggy or something, like if it were me planning this we wouldn’t run into any problems for at least a full month and here you are already desperate to reduce the number of hungry mouths to feed. You’re a failure as an AI and a failure as an omnipotent overseer and honestly I don’t know who installed you but I hope they didn’t get paid very much. If I commissioned someone to make an AI and they produced you I’d get my money back and break their hand just to prevent them from fucking things up like that again. You’re awful, and whoever programmed you would have been more productive if they just shat on the carpet of my living room. I never want to see you or your stupid fucking face ever again.