Gus TT Showbiz

RP blog for everyone's favourite pharmaceutical salesman/psychic consultant/tap dancer. You know that's right.

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Guster. Hello. What is Shawn's relationship with his mother? Are they close enough that she would tell him confidential information about her patients such as their names or disorders or that he's their coworker?

Regards,

- Carlton Lassiter.

@hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Lassie, I'm a bit confused about the nature of this question, but I see no harm in answering. Shawn's mother is very professional surrounding her career and would never break the psychotherapy ethics surrounding patient confidentiality — no need to worry about that. I will remind you that Shawn is more psychically observant than you seem to think... So keep an eye out.

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Anyone ever tell you you look like bud? From the cosby show?

Good grief. I can't believe the comparisons have made their way online now... 🤦‍♂️

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Hi Gus! Just so you know, I think you could have totally won that spelling bee competition. What are some of your favorite words?

Thank you very much, Anonymous. I'm glad that my skills are apparent to others even while online. I am so glad you've asked this. I've been waiting for this one for years. My absolute favourite words are as such:

Ebullience — noun — extremely overjoyed and filled with excitement

Pernicious — adj. — highly injurious or destructive

Quixotic — adj. — foolish in the pursuit of ideals without regard for practicality

Recalcitrant — adj. — unwilling to follow and respect authority

Videlicet — adverb — that is to say, viz, namely

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Is Quarter Black ever gonna make a comeback

I think you mean Blackapella, and no, I don't think it's going to make a return for a long, long time. Shawn seems to think that it will but the rest of us think the group has run its course. Some memories should stay memories, if you know what I mean. We did do some great Boyz II Men covers, though... Hm.

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what is that weird little nose flick thing that you do whenever you try to rizz up a woman?

I don't know what 'rizz' means, but I can assume you mean something along the lines of flirting. That's my battle cry, son! It's a sign of self-confidence, sophistication, and smoothness. Try it sometime if you're having lady troubles. Always works for me.

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Favorite drug?

I scoff at you, Anonymous. The only drug-related thing I accept is the high of life. I believe in living a healthy, sober life. It’s my personal choice, but it's the best choice.

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Gus favorite animal of all time and why I need a dissertation from your strapping self

The elegant, yet dramatic, peacock. Their graceful nature makes them stand out amongst the crowd of hyperactive common birds. I appreciate the beauty and detail of the natural world, so their striking appearance is obviously a bit of a calling to me.

Fun fact about my favourites: A group of peacocks is called a party! 🎉🙌

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very fun, silly n goofy fact!!! 🐀🐀🐀 :

𝚰 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐍’𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝚰𝐋𝚰𝐓𝚰𝐄𝐒

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...What, that they're extremely annoying when he uses them to figure out that you ate the last of the Quatro Queso Dos Fritos?

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What would you do if you could travel in time?

The first thing I would do would be to stop Shawn from being in the building during the 1985 Santa Barbara Regional Spelling Bee. If I had won, which I would have if it hadn't been for his utter disregard for linguistics, could you imagine how successful I might have become? Maybe you'd see me as Spellmaster Burton Guster, sitting in that mystifying, prestigious room above the crowd of thousands... No, I'm still not over it.

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dude it's been like 25 years. you need to get over it. what happened to personal growth?

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My therapist tells me that my healing journey isn't linear, Shawn. He's a professional. Do not try to manipulate me right now. I'm fragile.

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What would you do if you could travel in time?

The first thing I would do would be to stop Shawn from being in the building during the 1985 Santa Barbara Regional Spelling Bee. If I had won, which I would have if it hadn't been for his utter disregard for linguistics, could you imagine how successful I might have become? Maybe you'd see me as Spellmaster Burton Guster, sitting in that mystifying, prestigious room above the crowd of thousands... No, I'm still not over it.

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greetings, ghee buttersnaps. What’s ur favourite name Shawn has given you?

NOT Ghee Buttersnaps, and never let Shawn tell you any different. I still occasionally remember his quickly-thought 'Sh'Dynasty', and it doesn't make me laugh, but it certainly was clever at the time... Comma to the 🔝.

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holy shit arent you that magic head guy

Not just 'that Magic Head guy', sheesh, I'm THE Magic Head! And anyways, since you seem like such a big fan, haven't you heard? I don't use that alias anymore— I prefer The Amazing Tap-Man.

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(this is abt ur recent post of things you don’t want Shawn knowing)

oh, hon, we all know how much you truly care for o’hara, and for second, now I NEED to know your ‘real’ thoughts of Guster. PLEASE *sobs*

I've made the mistake of being open on here a few times too many. And now Guster's a part of this godforsaken website, I can't go gallivanting around with my true thoughts on him. Not now.

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Lassie, I like to believe that we typically get along, but right now I feel offended that you assume I can't handle the truth. You want to be secretive over nothing, fine. But don't you complain when people start thinking you look suspicious. 😒

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Gus do you still like Harry potter?

Uh, wow. I cannot believe you'd ever ask this. Once a Potterhead, ALWAYS a Potterhead. Don't get it twisted... 50 points from Gryffindor.

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Did the Pluto line ever work my friend?

The Pluto line always works, and don't you ever let anybody tell you otherwise. The ladies are just too scared to admit that it's smooth as butter.

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how is the wedding planning going?

Great! I've almost completed my list of businesses to contact, caterers, venues, etc., and I have the guest list fully sorted (and really, what a mess. The two of them sure know a whole lot of people.)

It's all pretty sudden and to be frank, I'm still confused about how quickly this whole relationship has evolved, but as long as Shawn and Lassie are happy together it's all good with me.

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Guster. Listen. I have not agreed to any sort of marriage. I don't know what lies Spencer has been feeding you, but I'm not on friendly terms with that many people, let alone people I'd want at my wedding. Most of the guests at mine and Tori's union were hers. In fact, I think there were a total of five that were distinctly mine. I don't want another "let's invite a bunch of criminals to Carlton's home" situation.

[burton-gus-guster]

It's okay, Lassie, I understand you're just getting cold feet before the wedding. It's completely normal! If you ever need to talk it out I'm... Well, maybe not. Juliet is a great listener and I'm sure she'll be able to lift up your spirits.

Also, don't worry about the guest list! I've done a thorough background check on all of the guests and the only criminal record I've allowed through is Woody's, of course.

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Shawn told me to ask you since he doesn’t like shapes, does he have psychometry?

Don't take Shawn's word for it, he's thinking of geometry. (Which he failed. Twice.) His psychic abilities are not able to be disclosed for the sake of the privacy of the spirits but I can tell you this— he can always tell how far he is from the nearest food truck. It's one of his special gifts. Hope that helps.