TheStoryBus

My Life in Relatable Memes & Writing Promts. What else is there to say? Background photo is taken by me. :)

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They’ve got the same jawline and really similar eyes…

Shiro’s husband’s eyebrows look like Adam’s when he’s kissing Shiro.

Their noses can be very similar at certain angles.

Either Adam’s alive and faked his death (maybe lived on a tropical island for a bit and got that tan) and Shiro knows and married him or Shiro has a type.

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What’s the difference between a hormone and a chromosome?

You cant make a hormone (whore moan)

—my geography teacher

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So my best friend just started The Death Cure. And she just asked me if anyone died. I wanted to laugh but at the same time curl up into a ball and cry. Instead I just told her no.

Am I a horrible person? Yes. Am I just waiting for her to call me, in tears, in the middle of the night? Also yes.

Update: I made her cry on Christmas! Haha sorry bestie, no regrets ;)

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There’s a difference between happiness and being distracted from sadness.

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Writing prompt 3

“Haven’t I seen you some place before?”

“Yes, that’s why I stopped going there”

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Writing prompt 2

“You-your crushing my spleen!”

“You don’t even know where your spleen is!”

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Belly buttons are like excuses. Everyone has them. They’re all different and all Useless.

-My gym teacher

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Writing Prompt 1

This Was A Mistake!!

A Mistake That We Will One Day Look Back And Laugh At!

Yeah, But Not Today!!

No, Definitely Not Today. Today Is A Mess.

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I call it fashionably late. My mom calls it tardy but really that’s just a difference in opinion.

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No one is perfect

I am no one

Therefore I am perfect