[but-why-though-friend]

I'm back.

Fairly certain no one knew I was gone... ha!

[but-why-though-friend]

I have decided my period is coming because of the unprovoked panic attack yesterday and all the freaking zits on my chin. That's right, zits as in many. Oh life you weird mean jerk

[but-why-though-friend]

That feeling when you wake up and immediately start the day with the tinge of panic.

So let's breathe and stretch and figure this ish out.

[but-why-though-friend]

My esfp feelings have been damaged and now everything is pissing me off. Every tiny thing. And I am so fabulously done.

[but-why-though-friend]

Husband, making sexy face-You should go put those things on I like

Me, freshly showered- you mean my eyebrows?

[but-why-though-friend]

Stress is BS

Stress is BS

(I feel like there is a chant or song in there, but it's not quite coming to me)

[but-why-though-friend]

I want to eat fired chicken that gives me the Hershey squirts and shave off my eyebrows. I may be on the edge of 07 Britney Spears episode.

But I am wearing underwear so that's a plus.

[but-why-though-friend]

I should go to bed, but if I go to sleep, then I will eventually have to get up, and I already don't want to get up.

[but-why-though-friend]

I am very much over this day. Just super duper over it.

[but-why-though-friend]

I'm sad but tired. I also feel like a major mom fail. I don't think I really am, but I could be better. I want to be better. But I am so sad and so tired.

[but-why-though-friend]

Maybe I'm intimidating to other ladies? Maybe I am just annoying? Why don't people invite me places? Why don't I have friends?

I'm not crying, you're crying.

[but-why-though-friend]

I am inexplicably grumpy today. But I ate some fried chicken because why the heck not, so maybe that will help. You are beautiful.

[but-why-though-friend]

High of 84 today!

But I also just ran out of deo for my bo, so stinks to be me!

Ha! Look at the puns on that one!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via vampiregaI)

[taquito]

tomorrow is a day

[yassmines]

allegedly

[but-why-though-friend]

Hello gorgeous.

Ok beautiful, you need to let this go! This has nothing to do with you! You are a good person. Let this go. Even though you have been pulled into this situation it is not yours to fix. You are beautiful and sparkly.

[but-why-though-friend]

Tfw you're hungry but it's only 11 am, so you eat hot sauce on feta because you're an adult and you can do what you want