ButlerBarbs

greetings, human. I am Barbatos, Lord Diavolo's faithful steward.

[butlerbarbs-rp]

ah, hello there little lamb~ <3

OOC: (hiii! Main is @i-never-grew-up, dni on that blog is the same as here. Please keep in mind that the mod (Apollo, it/xe/they) is 16 years old. Yes, yes, I know, fetuses in the OM fandom, what a tragedy. I also ship Dia/Barb/Luci so if ya don't like that then go ahead and block #RoyalCocaineTrio or block me all together if it makes you more comfortable. Yes, I know it's a toxic dynamic, that shit has amazing fanfic potential.

Anyways, enjoy the shit show!)

Tag system:

#ButlerBarbs Answers - answering asks

#ButlerBarbs Speaks - random tidbits about OM or whatever, mostly barbs centric if u can't already tell

#Mod Apollo Speaks - out of character posts

[butlerbarbs-rp]

Heh...

[ID: a picture of a grey rat. End of ID]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*sprays with rat spray*

SHOO! SHOO! GO AWAY!

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[ID: a picture of venti from genshin impact. He has dark blue hair that's in two braids and fades to a light blue towards the ends and green eyes. End of ID]

What universe is this child named 'Venti' from?

They remind me of my baking student...

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Barbatos, what is life?

Well, I believe that life is a wonderful thing, my dear~

The ways in which a soul can exist and explore this divine world are beautiful to witness <3

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Hey Venti🌼

Who is this 'Venti' you speak of?

I think you are looking for someone else...

[butlerbarbs-rp]

Guess what

*sets all the tea on fire*

*le gasp*

How DARE you!!

OOC: (sorry i took so long to answer this, Tumblr is terrible with ask notifications for side blogs)

[butlerbarbs-rp]

“I suppose the human realm has been around longer..”

[The cookie shifts to lean against a bottle which sat on the desk.]

“..Just as long as that ‘Beelzebub’ doesn’t find me I’ll.. be fine.”

[He seems content.]

*Smiles and carries you to somewhere safe*

OOC: (sorry i took so long to answer this, Tumblr is terrible with ask notifications for side blogs)

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if you HAD to choose between making eclairs or macarons the rest of your existence, which would you choose?

Macarons, of course! They're one of my mosr favourite things in all three of the realms!

Eclairs are lovely too, but whenever i make them, the young master makes rude jokes about them >:(

[butlerbarbs-rp]

Greetings everyone!

I apologise for my long absence, for I have been very busy at the castle.

If you would like to converse with me, you are more than welcome to do so!

[kittyflavoureddepression]

Going on hiatus indefinitely for personal reasons.

I might be back, I might not.

Goodbye for now, it's been fun...

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

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I do apologise for my long absence

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The young master is being too nice to me again. Please, make it stop.

[kittyflavoureddepression]

Gonna have a break from Tumblr for a bit due to a combination of things going on irl and the fact that Tumblr is making me feel even shittier for some reason

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His butler, horny for a personification of a computer

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“I’m.. much older than I look, thanks..”

[The cookie seems somewhat content just chilling whilst being carried]

(I forgot and now I’m back to torment >:3)

Oh really? Well... so am I!

I have been alive since well before this world was created 10 million years ago!

Yet I do not look one minute over 20!

Isn't that just wonderful?

*places you on a table*

Stay here, I have things I need to get done.

*walks away*

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(please excuse how inactive I have been on this blog as of late, I've been dealing with some shit behind the scenes and I just need someone to wrap their arms around me and tell me that I'm alright)