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skullvis

Once more, with Clarity.

thegaymertrainer

A magical squeak indeed.

lieutenantjeneral

pharmacy school RA boards be like..

wheresonichedgehogwnt

Good news: I got all of these right! This is probably because I have an extensive knowledge of Pokemon, but shhh! We’ll overlook that!

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

tchaikovsky is proud

tinker-tanner

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

vulix14

emilianadarling

holy fuck you guys

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER.

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST.

oddballwaterfall

I love little foreign confusion things like this

ixhadbadxdays

I mean, I see those bricks of butter at the store too, but IDK who buys them here in the deep South. I’ve never seen anyone take one.

A premeasured stick just makes sense.

The rest of the world needs to get on our nitpicky level.

dare-i-say-asexual

itsdansotherblog

theinturnetexplorer

femputations

mewtwo is savage

idktimdrake

I need more pokemon shaming

perceptionsofabrokenreality

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

butchbellaswan

why is my biggest goal in life to be the Cool Lesbian Aunt™ with my Really Gay Wife™

stillhereyeah

Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS.