Thoughts, Opinions, and Incoherent Rambles
*Spoilers and a lot of yapping ahead, HR psychosis running rampant - this is so long - don’t take anything I say too seriously, this is all in good fun*
Ilya partying it up and then the scene cuts to Shane reading in bed, I said oh I’m sure
Shane in glasses supremacy
Actual hockey?🤨 No actually, doggy style😳
(We need to circle back b/c those glasses have me in a ch0kehold, we’re only 5 min into the ep)
“You want to get me pregnant too?” Shane😮💨 you’re lucky hockey players are so heteronormative (sarcasm) b/c you almost just outed yourself as a bottom to Hayden with that line
[In Russian] “It’s so fucking boring I almost fell into a coma.” he says while his eyes are GLUED to the TV
“Ginger ale cold enough?” yeah so he bought it recently just for Shane 🥹
The post-nut clarity hit Shane like a gd truck
“Does that mean too white?” (Clock ittt 🤏)
Shane looks shattered after Yuna tells him lying isn’t like him/who he is
Ilya out here fists clenched, toes stubbed
(only 4 SOG in one period is abysmal - everybody in boston fighting demons not just Ilya - but hey at least the montreal goalie got a shut out)
🎶all the things she said🎶
Turning to the dance floor in dread
The strobe lights were a paid actor
Shane followed Rose up those stairs like he was being held at 🔫 point
Staring directly into the camera is crazyyy
1x05 I’ll Believe in Anything
Man in the Crease pod being Scott’s biggest opp yet again
Someone get Shane a massager, this man is so tense
Flashback montage, whateverr *ugly sobbing*
Rose #1 ally, what a queen
[In Russian] “You know he’s gorgeous. And you know he’s good.” clock it Svetlanaaa 🤏
Ilya’s so enamoured with Shane that he can’t help but call him pretty even when he thinks Shane’s about to end their situationship
🥹🥹 Actually obsessed with us getting to see silly, carefree Ilya who messes around with his friends and is amazing with children 🦈
(The way the first time I watched the show I was so entranced by the actors’ performances that I did not realize that the sunset was a screen)
“Would you want to be, if we could?”
Crying into your situationships arms and then pounding him so hard all the blankets on the hotel bed end up on the floor is wild 😮
ohmygod that balled up posture with his 600 pillows around him while facetiming is the cutest thing ever 😭
Ilya’s family is truly the worst☝️🙂↕️ (but not Irina, never Irina)
[In Russian] “Who puts food in your mouth and c*ke up your nose?” absolutely read him to filth
The concept of calling your little brother a slur and then wiping your tears and leaving like you’re the victim (if Alexei has no haters, I’m 💀)
Soul-wrenching, 5 page monologue 🫡
High Shane is just him without anxiety fr
Episode 3 was necessary so that you’re invested in the Skip kiss on the ice
Shane was g@gged- not like that
“It’s exhausting. It’s a nonstop effort. And it’s also really, really lonely.” (Scott Hunter haters stay away from mee)
Shane being so anxious and then sounding so incredulous the second Ilya gets into the car 😭
Ilya styled his damn hair before getting on that plane to Ottawa and Shane put on a button-up instead of comfy sweats when he knew he’d be driving for 4 hours
Shane is so playful and goofy when he’s comfy
Ilya who used to be the biggest playboy getting jealous over Shane’s singular (1) public relationship LOL (don’t dish it out if you can’t take it!)
“By accident. She accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of pills.” the line delivery - the ‘lack of emotion’ that feels sooo bitter b/c he’s been forced to call it an accident for so long
I just noticed that Shane starts massaging his fingers through Ilya’s curls 🥺
“I won’t touch you.” Liar, liar pants on fire 🥵
D3@th glare immediately followed by tearing up
Shane Hollander overthinking final boss
Shane deserved to hear Ilya say ily first (I love Ilya and his character development, but I’m willing to 💀 on this hill)
He’s IN the cookie, and he still wants it so bad the greedy b@stard (affectionate)
“She would’ve loved you. Like I love you.” oH 😭
From too scared to share any affection with Shane (“We didn’t even kiss.”) to the most loving, supportive partner - Ilya Rozanov thank you for letting your walls down 🥹
“I forgive you, Mom. I love you.”
“We just want… a future, I don’t know.” (Why have I never seen anyone talk about this lineee 🥺)
The face grab right before the footage cuts 🥹
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