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// I love the hell out of TWWW, but their lack of love for Donna is palpable and disappointing.
❛ LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR: I did not do that. Except yes, I did that. ❜
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This is taking too long. Isn’t this taking too long?
DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS: PT2.
“If they catch us, we’re dead.”
“… There’s no signal out here.”
“Where’s the money you owe me?”
“Have you ever done this before?”
“Did you bring what I asked?”
“I saw you steal that…”
“I think I dropped my weapon.”
“This is the last time I ever do this.”
“Shit, the cops are coming!”
“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”
“We shouldn’t be doing this.”
“The cops are looking for us.”
“What the fuck is that?!”
“You’re gonna get hurt.”
“Next time, I’ll kill you.”
“It’s my first time doing this.”
“You’re gonna get us caught.”
“You seriously got high without me?”
“You seriously got drunk without me?”
“I’m never doing this with you again.”
“How’d you get all this money?”
“What are you doing out here?”
“What if something goes wrong?”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“I’ve never gotten high before…”
“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”
“What the fuck did you do now?”
“Let’s go and do something bad.”
“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”
“So are we getting high, or what?”
“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”
“It seems like you’ve done this before.”
“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”
“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”
“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”
“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”
“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”
“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”
“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”
“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”
“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”
“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”
“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”
“The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”
You feel, I believe, because you’re quite addle-minded, that this job was my second choice. Hey, I’m just grateful we were your last choice.
Eli Attie was talking about how having one drink was like the equivalent of a huge romantic moment on The West Wing - only on The West Wing. By that measure, Donna tying Josh’s bowtie in this episode is basically a sex scene. – Hrishi Hirway
this is the most explicit thing i’ve ever seen on television and they’re sitting three feet away
// I’ll be going away on a business trip starting tonight through TUESDAY, MAY 23rd. So, obviously activity will be low. ‘But, Skye! You’re already as slow as molasses!’ Well…. yeah. But I have an excuse this time! It’s entirely possible I’ll be on a bit in the evenings when my work duties are done or lurking during downtimes, but don’t expect much in the way of productivity. See ya on the flip side!
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“From the meeting on the Hill.” Sam nodded his head toward the chocolate croissant as he handed it over. “The pastries, not the information- don’t say I’ve never done anything for you.”
He shot a similar look at Josh’s door. “Amy Gardner’s will be here in an hour. Don’t tell Josh. The meeting on the Hill might have involved a discussion on Planned Parenthood funding that doesn’t seem to be going our way. Amy will blame Josh because, well, I don’t plan on being here. And they have that thing where they yell at each other. So I’m saying, don’t tell Josh, or he’ll leave and she’ll just wait until I’m back. Take lunch. Enjoy your pastry so much you miss her walking past you. Suddenly lose your voice.”
Her excitement over the free pastry is quickly squashed by the mention of Amy Gardner. For about the millionth time, she takes a quick millisecond to beat back the instinctive squirm of jealousy that twists in her stomach whenever her name is mentioned along with Josh’s. Luckily, she’s gotten really good at hiding it and her expression barely falters. Without missing a beat, she nods and takes a bite of the croissant. See? Casual!
“Right. But there’s a snag in your brilliant plan,” she says, still chewing on pastry. “If she tracks him down, that means I have to deal with Josh AFTERWARDS. And y’know I’d almost prefer the yelling?” She smiles sweetly. “So, I’m gonna need an extra sweetener, there Sam.”
❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ? ❞ (from Jed ofc! & I have no clue what he's talking about)
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“Don’t believe everything you hear, sir,” she says, a -- slightly embarrassed -- smile on her lips. “I think Josh is just AMAZED when I know what’s next on his schedule... I might as well be predicting the future...”
codenameprinceton:
“Yikes.” The corners of Sam’s mouths pulled outwards, baring his teeth in commiseration. He checked his watch, dodging the sleep question. “I’ve got 15 until my next meeting that I’d be happy to spend doing anything that doesn’t require me to be near Toby. Need some help?”
“So, the Asia-Pacific speech is going well then?” she jokes, sympathetic note in her voice. Donna looks back at her desk, neat stacks of files labeled to-do laid out across the surface. Those are a no-go. She loves Sam -- but she’s NOT letting him disrupt her system. Instead she goes for the boring make-work task she always offers Josh. “Wanna sort mail?” she says weakly.
❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞
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She narrows her eyes at him -- trying to suss out just what INFORMATION he has. Whatever it is, the fact that he’s come all the way over to her desk ( on the pretense of pastries no less ) means it’s something good.
Donna shoots a quick glance towards Josh’s office. His door is still closed and even the most casual listener can hear him yelling at at some congressman over the phone. Good, she thinks. He’ll be DISTRACTED for awhile. Leaning in, Donna holds out a hand to accept her share of the baked goods. She’s an easy bribe, really.
“Okay. I’m listening... Spill, Sam.”
AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS
episode two - the secret of spoons. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )
❝ can you hear me ? ❞
❝ you want help ? fine. ❞
❝ let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a man got fucked. now, how is that for a story ? ❞
❝ let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. ❞
❝ and all for what ? ❞
❝ and i ain’t even started yet. ❞
❝ this guy gets it. ❞
❝ angry is good. angry gets shit done. ❞
❝ you’re already dead, asshole. at least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. ❞
❝ let. the motherfucker. burn ! let it all burn. ❞
❝ were you shot at ? ❞
❝ well it depends on who you ask. ❞
❝ i don’t know what the fuck you speak of. ❞
❝ how was the funeral ? ❞
❝ you wanna come in and talk about it ? ❞
❝ mmm-mmm-mmm. what a little asshole. ❞
❝ oh, you know him ? ❞
❝ they don’t have a fucking clue. ❞
❝ i don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a fucking clue, i want one ! give me a fucking clue ! ❞
❝ good. compact amended. ❞
❝ your first bed as a free man. enjoy it. ❞
❝ an assault on you is an insult to me. don’t think because i didn’t lose my temper i am not angry, or am lacking a plan. ❞
❝ i didn’t mean to wake you. ❞
❝ they told me you died. ❞
❝ you were just having a bad dream. ❞
❝ you going to miss it ? ❞
❝ too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. there’s a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. ❞
❝ what i say has got to be said, so i want you to consider my words very carefully. ❞
❝ say it. ❞
❝ you are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long. ❞
❝ let there be beauty where there can be. ❞
❝ plan is, we will be meeting with a number of people preeminent in their respective fields, and then we will rendezvous in one of the most important places in the country. ❞
❝ i don’t like dropping in on friends empty handed. ❞
❝ you can’t look out for yourself, how the hell are you gonna look out for me ? ❞
❝ not so fast. we need to talk, [ … ] . ❞
❝ funny how things supposed to make you look good only make it worse. ❞
❝ the fuck is this ? ❞
❝ i’m all sorts, [ … ] .❞
❝ i’m the one they sacrifice to. then till now. ❞
❝ time and attention. better than lamb’s blood. ❞
❝ i hate that. i hate that they were hurting you, [ … ] . i would never do that to you. ❞
❝ i want you in my camp with us. ❞
❝ look at it like this: we’re the coming thing. we are already here. ❞
❝ i was impressed with how you dealt with him/her/them. ❞
❝ who’d have thought you had it in you ? ❞
❝ he/she/they were underestimating you. they all are. not a mistake i’ll make. ❞
❝ i can give you so much more. you name it, honey. what do you need ? ❞
❝ don’t fight gravity, [ … ] . i’ve been at this a while. ❞
❝ i’m trying to help you. ❞
❝ keep your neck out of the belt. ❞
❝ that went as well as can be expected. ❞
❝ i think i’m losing my mind. ❞
❝ oh, like the rest of your life is sane. ❞
❝ at times, the universe does seem to have singled you out for unique abuse. in these moments you have to ask yourself, would i rather be ignored ? ❞
❝ always better dead than forgotten, and no one is ever going to forget you. ❞
❝ it’s a sudden onset of strange. fair cause for consternation, unless strange is a new language and what we’re doing here is vocabulary building. ❞
❝ you may have to consider that you didn’t see what you saw, or you did. the world is either crazy or you are. they’re both solid options. take your pick. ❞
❝ when you decide, come and tell me. but don’t rush into it. take your time. difficult decision. ❞
❝ there are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad. ❞
❝ you wanna know the secret of my success ? the secret is charm. ❞
❝ i only come when matters are vital, as they are now. ❞
❝ god, you are gorgeous. you have not aged. ❞
❝ the truth is not what people want to hear. ❞
❝ prettiest woman, prettiest lies. ❞
❝ black as night, sweet as sin. you take coffee, then i read your future. ❞
❝ he does not know our world. ❞
❝ i’m easing him in. ❞
❝ you are the worst man i have ever seen. ❞
❝ nice to see you, old friend. i brought a gift. ❞
❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞
❝ i’d be happy to help. ❞
❝ oh, he is nobody’s husband, and i am nobody’s wife. ❞
❝ family is who you survive with when you need to survive, even if you do not like them. ❞
❝ i am not a good cook. when i was younger there were servants to make meals. here there are no servants; there’s only us. ❞
❝ learning is beneath me. ❞
❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ? ❞
❝ that bad, huh ? any good news ? ❞
❝ you brought that madness into my life once. never again. ❞
❝ you know me. you know what these hands have done. ❞
❝ you don’t want me, you want [ … ] , and he’s/she’s/they’re not here. ❞
❝ it will be glorious, win or lose. ❞
❝ i am tired of glorious. ❞
❝ everyone thought he/she/they must be the good one. so i became me. ❞
❝ time passes. now i am gray. ❞
❝ i think in the old country i am forgotten, and here, i am like a bad memory. ❞
❝ i know the killing. ❞
❝ to give a good death is art. ❞
❝ every man’s an equal. ❞
❝ is good ? ❞
❝ first blood is mine. so you’ve lost. game is done. ❞
❝ i just started. ❞
❝ ten thousand deaths made right here. ❞
❝ it’s your move. ❞
❝ he’ll take that shot. no joke, no boast, no half-measures. how good are you ? ❞
❝ it’s your decision. ❞
❝ when my voice breaks on this song, remember old love gone. ❞