this is my favorite tape!

angelica | 28 | unretired lover music/al enthusiast | pfp: raysperson

[redwinerozanova]

yuck, now you got me blushin'

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

[gipki]

got struck with vampire sickness

(also this months patreon sticker(s))

[alivedean]

this show is a comedy → 11/? bonus:

[splattercabbage]

double subway wall armand because he's sparkly. so glad to see my king talking people off the cliff again <3333

[vatilu]

The Queen, and the Fall of the Damned

[ultimatestellar]

hey girl r u from tennessee bc ur the only nine i. eight. seven. six? OH FUCK THE BOMB . I FORGOT ABOUT THE BOMB FUCK FUCK FUCK 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[kingofscoops]

2026 COLOUR CHALLENGE: June + Rainbow ↳ theme: pride ↳ challenge: let your flag fly bright & colourful this month

Ilya Rozanov in Heated Rivalry (2025-)

[clerkrard]

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[redwinerozanova]

not now kitten mommy is looking at audio spikes in capcut and adjusting clip switch timing

[str-ngeloop]

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

[redwinerozanova]

2/3 of this next edit feel weirdly solid for having thrown a full draft together in like 2 days

[redwinerozanova]

i counted and i have like 80 clips in this thing.

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[thegroovyarchives]

Vegetables Illustration From Carnation's Family Favorites by Mary Blake, 1956.