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Viago gave a resigned sigh and a roll of his eyes. He knew he wasn’t going to be able to get Deacon to just do his chores, simple as it sounded, because Deacon was and always will be a petulant child. So, his best bet here would probably just be to make a compromise. “And Vladislav and I don’t remember you doing the dishes.” There was a small pause. “I’m pretty sure even Petyr had his turn more recently than you. So, let’s just make a deal – we’ll both do the dishes, ja?”

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Deacon squinted and wrinkled his nose, but eventually he put down his knitting and managed to drag himself out of his chair. (This whole sequence of action was underscored by loud, frustrated groaning, that increased and decreased in pitch at random.)

“Fffffine. We will do the stupid dishes. But you have to let me wear that cool pair of shoes that you have. For a whole day. You know which ones I mean.”

#viagovonbaselitzin

murdercapitalking:

David’s brows arched as he reached up and wiped his chin off with the back of his hand. He’d started to nod his thanks, but now he drew back, the bloodied hand in the air.

❝Little too close for comfort there, buddy. I’m not too big on sharin’, anyway.❞

“Okay, fine.” Deacon spits, adding “jerk” under his breath afterwards.

“Sharing is caring, don’t you know that? Asshole.”

#deacon u filthy freeloader #murdercapitalking

viagovonbaselitzin:

“The chore wheel says you’re a liar.” He pointed, rather accusingly, to Deacon’s section of the wheel. “Besides, Vlad did the dishes the week before last, then I did them the next week.”

“Maybe someone has moved the chore wheel. Maybe the chore wheel is a liar.”

Deacon narrows his eyes and gives Viago a look while finishing a row of stitches.

“I actually definitely remember doing the dishes... I don’t know, recently. Very recently.”

( It was last month. )

#viagovonbaselitzin

Welcome to Hell (sentence starters) pt1

"Hey, hot stuff, you see somethin' you like?"

"Ugh... I think I lost my appetite..."

"Why are you still here?"

"I think the more appropriate question is why are you still here?"

"Because you suck at your job."

"I...I suck at my job? ___, do you really think I suck at my job?"

"Well, old friend. Never thought I'd find myself at your business end."

"Welcome to Hell! Would ya like a hand?"

"This is my office! Have a seat."

"Do you know why you're here, Mr./Ms. ___?"

"Yeah, well, I'd kill my parents to if they named me ___."

"Where's all the brimstone and fire?

"Why am I not being tortured as we speak?! Suffering for all eternity!"

"Oh, don't sound so desperate, kid."

"I'm currently in the process of having hell renovated."

"Everyone's off the hook right now."

"The only one suffering is ME."

"Would you look at this place? It's a freaking mess!"

"So, what's going to happen?"

"I'm going to make you an offer."

"Oh, you mean like a deal with the devil."

"I already have your soul. You think I'm going to challenge you to a fiddling contest or something?"

"You remind me of myself."

"Okay then! Let me just pull up your file."

"You know, you'd think being on a separate plane of existence and all we'd have something a bit more sophisticated than a file cabinet, buuut you'd be wrong."

I wish there was a way to make sideblogs be the main blog b/c I’ve archived Camille but I’m keeping this account for Deacon. and I really wish I could make Camille’s archive be the sideblog and Deacon the main y’know??? y’KNOW???

#i hate the tungblr #outofsketti