dream on

"You got to lose to know how to win"

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@rono: @iammarlee a nerd who likes rap. i thought i'd never see the day. nice to meet u marlee

@iammarlee: @rono isn't it a rare sight. i'm a very well-rounded music person. nice to meet you too ro

[aliens-bro]

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@jaysonaye: @iammarlee the kind who only call their selves faggots bc they r allowed 2

@iammarlee: @jaysonaye but lose yourself was such a good song

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@rono: @iammarlee u should be! there's a lot more to choose from than just band shirts and outdated meme references. btw i'm ro

@iammarlee: @rono don't forget they also sell doctor who shit. and helloooo i'm marlee

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@rono: @iammarlee ok how about i take u to a grown up clothing store sometime

@iammarlee: @rono i have never been to a grown up store i'm so excited

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@rono: @iammarlee ... honey how old are u

@iammarlee: @rono 21 why

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@rono: @iammarlee smfh why u wearing an eminem shirt in the first place

@iammarlee: @rono it was half price at hot topic sue me

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@jaysonaye: @iammarlee what kinda queer person likes eminem smh

@iammarlee: @jaysonaye what kinda human being doesn't like slim shady

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@iammarlee: I didn’t realize wearing a shirt with Eminem on it automatically made you a target for epic rap battles in the middle of the grocery store. I’m never wearing this shirt again.

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@dramaquean: @iammarlee yikes

@iammarlee: @dramaquean don't hate baton twirling can be badass when it's on fire.

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@iammarlee: I fell asleep watching Toddlers and Tiaras and now I have this weird desire to take up baton twirling

[blowmecasey]

Yeah. And some people just cry wolf about shit too. I could make up a crazy abduction story for attention too. You never know. They could find something next week.

[byemarlee-blog]

I doubt that. NASA tends to work slow as fuck. Like come on, we’ve been here for six million years and you’re just now finding this out? But if they do find something, no one will get me to shut up about it. Be prepared.

[blowmecasey]

Yeah it does, pretty sad, huh? I mean I doubt we’re the only thing in the universe but I can guarantee that they aren’t randomly abducting people if they’re out there. Yeah I heard about those. We’ll find something soon I’m sure. 

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That is true and some of the people who they abduct are usually rednecks or something in that sense. But I don’t know, there’s something cool about being abducted from aliens. I hope so too but unfortunately it would probably take more than my lifetime to get there.

[blowmecasey]

It’s a coping mechanism actually. I read about it in a psychology class actually. That and I’ve seen Mysterious Skin. Yeah… I don’t think you want to meet aliens.

[byemarlee-blog]

That.. actually makes a lot more sense just thinking about it. I just find it impossible how that in the entire universe, we are the only ones here. There has to be some other planet that can sustain life. They even found this planet similar to Earth in another galaxy. 

[blowmecasey]

That’s because most alien abductions are actually sexual assaults and that’s why “probing” is such a common indication of an abduction as well. 

[byemarlee-blog]

I think you may have a point... I also think you just crushed all my dreams of ever meeting aliens too. 

[electrickgabe]

Nah, I think she was at that point where motherhood kind of took away any kind of humiliation she could possibly feel. Oh of course, because it’s not a good argument without some clothes flying out of the window for everyone to see. Apartment life. 

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Doesn’t that happen to all mom’s? Especially after the second kid, they just seem so tired of all the bullshit they had to put up with before. Oh yes, you definitely know it’s true love when clothes are flying everywhere. 

[blowmecasey]

It’s huge though. I should remember a giant bruise like this. I think I might’ve been abducted by aliens.

[byemarlee-blog]

Did you know that’s one of the most common indications of an alien abduction? Seriously, each person who has ever claimed to have been abducted has had unexplained bruises on their body. Please contact the FBI as soon as you can. This town may be the next area 51.