nope

put my finger on your tongue 'cause you love the taste.

[survivewhatyoudontwant-deactiva]

Hey!

[survivewhatyoudontwant-deactiva]

Not much, just hanging out with my sister before she goes back to Uni. You?

[byewes]

That's cool. I'm just chillin' trying to find something to do. Fun, right?

[halstonschrxge]

It’s October. Someone be spooky with me.

[byewes]

It's too early in the month though.

[okdemi]

You guys just don’t understand how excited I am for Gone Girl and it’s not just because I get to see Ben Affleck’s fun toy.

[byewes]

You sound a little thirsty, want some water?

[survivewhatyoudontwant-deactiva]

Hey!

[byewes]

What's up?

[fallforkeaton]

[okdemi]

Come on, no. I have more theories. 

[byewes]

Only because I want to laugh at you, let's hear them.

[werdbro]

You delusional.

Yeah, never been better. Why?

[byewes]

You're jealous.

Nah, I'm dead serious. What's up with you?

[fcksel]

Nothing to hate on.

[byewes]

Yet, you're still hating.

[okdemi]

Could’ve been the wind.

[byewes]

Do me a favor, shut up. Please.

[fcksel]

Shut the fuck up. You’re not funny.

[byewes]

I'm hilarious, don't hate.

[benzo-monster-deactivated201410]

That sounds intense.

[byewes]

You can't tell me that shit isn't scary, imagine that happened to you.

[werdbro]

Alright, now I know you trippin’ lil bitch.

Nah, why? You know her? She one of your friends? Don’t do that shit.

[byewes]

You stay hatin' shut up bitch boy.

Seriously bro, are you feeling okay?

[werdbro]

You just want me to die. I get it though, you’re just jealous. You’ve always been jealous of my hair. 

It’s weird as fuck, then she gets mad and calls me an asshole ‘cause I don’t know her. Debby, I think. It’s not only her though, a lot of people bro.

[byewes]

My hair is better than yours, chill bitch boy. It's soft and sexy.

...Are you fucking with me?

[werdbro]

I’ll pretend I don’t know English, fuck with me. I’ll be on his side, help him kill. Probably used someone else, starting to think I have a twin out there.

There’s this girl, every time she see’s me, I swear I can feel the hatred. Always telling me I’m her boyfriend, like the fuck? 

[byewes]

If I have to kill you myself, I'll do it. Fuck with me. Like I said, you're coming down with me.

Aw man, that's hilarious. What's her name? 

[werdbro]

And I bet you I’ll be the only one to live. Probably even change his mind about killing. You probably staged some shit.

But nah, wanna hear something crazy?

[byewes]

Bullshit because if I die, I'm making sure you're coming down with me. How can I stage your dumb ass falling?

What?

[werdbro]

It’s not my fault people don’t like being educated anymore. I’m trying to help you people out. You trippin’, stop.

[byewes]

I can see you trying to get Jason to leave you alone by telling him how we're all infinite beings. Okay, you need to see the video.

[werdbro]

All you, lil bitch. I’m telling you, you gonna be the first person to die because of some dumb shit though. Probably die by mistake. When? Don’t make shit up.

[byewes]

No, you'll be the first to die because you'll just be talking about the universe or some shit and annoy someone to the point where they'll kill you. Don't make me pull out the video.