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This is getting the tiniest bit weird and that’s how I like my life, I suppose.
I have a chum handle, if you have that. But I must warn you, I may pass out on you. I’m not super-human, unfortunately, and I’m also drunk.
tyrianTedium. It's a slightly out of date handle, but I can still get on, on occasion.
Mm, you know, you barely know me, dear, truly. But I’m getting too far drunk to do anything but laugh and go along with everything.
It’s like gay chicken, but skips to the incest.
Mommy knows best. What medium do you have in mind?
Whatever floats your boat, dear. I imagine it can be very rough, I see the appeal.
As for your question, well, I’d prefer not sharing such details in public like this - not that it really matters but I suppose it’s simply a spot of embarrassment for me. This coming from the person who joked about having sex with her not-daughter…but as you assured me, it was mostly in jest, mm?
It is, and that's a large part of the appeal.
Mostly in jest, somewhat in jest...not the least bit in jest. What's the difference?
Ah, so you’re both absolutely completely human but still using the troll romance system. I’ve got my suspicious eye on you two now. I’ll be always watching, always waiting.
I’ve wooed a few women myself in my day, but I’ll still keep the amount of details of my sexting experiences to an absolute zero.
It works. I don't know that it's a relationship built to last, mind, and might just be a way of romantacizing the fact that two of us clash but greatly enjoy the resultant sex.
As for the other bit...if I were to share such an experience with you, would you be more inclined to share details?
Oh, that’s a hoot. I haven’t done something like that in…you know, it’s a little embarrassing to say, so I’ll keep that to myself.
So, is Vriska still your not-alien not-girlfriend? Or simply your not-alien girlfriend? Or was it not-alien hate-girlfriend.
Kismesis is the term, I believe.
And I've never done something like that, believe it or not. I've charmed a few girls into bed, but I've never quite done that sort of thing.
Oh, no, I’m missing out on a chance to have sexual intercourse with my not-daughter. Woe is me. How ever will I survive?
To answer your question, it’s essentially a teleporter. I think it runs on uranium, but I might be wrong. I can’t find where the power source is connected to it. Oh, well, there’s always the internet.
Very carefully, I'm sure.
That's...very, very odd.
And I suppose there is. I'd mentioned to Vriska that I'd not ruled out the idea of sexting, but there's no reason that had to apply strictly to her.
Wouldn’t he be incredibly happy since we’d be proving him right?
Rather interesting that it’s only “mostly” in jest, though. Have you had thoughts of fornicating with your mother? How very taboo of you. Humoring this line of thought, though, I do have a transportalizer, two actually, but I believe they’re still calibrated with the now defunct session I came from, but I may be able to hook one of the main terminals up to it and work some magic. It would need a receiver, though.
Mostly. I'd rather not dwell on whether not I have too terribly much, though. Needless to say, it was not entirely in jest.
That being said, I've no clue what a transportalizer is, or who I'd acquire one. So, unless you can use something else as a reciever, no luck.
My daughter couldn’t stand me whatsoever, whether I was drunk or not. This is a strange experience for me, casual acceptance of my silliness.
I feel so unsatisfied from this conversation, though, I’m certain reading about it in-depth through a book will gain me much more wisdom in this regard.
I suppose it might.
I would almost offer you the first-hand experience, though mostly in jest, but I doubt even if you were interested there would be a way for us to meet. Alas, Freud can never be truly happy with us.
And now she’s paying the price with how very clearly her daughter is going to bathe in fire upon her death! You can still be saved, my not-child.
You just have to…you have to do some shit, I honestly can’t fathom my own bullshit right now. 413 hail mary’s, and maybe drink some brand of alcohol that has angel wings on the label. Yeah, that’ll do it. This is probably the worst impression I’ve ever made in my life.
I'll be sure to begin, though I'm afraid I might accidentally do 253 too many. Better safe than sorry, if you ask me.
No, I doubt that. As I said, you remind me more of Roxy than my mother. As such, I do not mind.
Fascinating. You must spend so much intimate time with her if she has near expertise with your body. I can’t believe my not-daughter is so sexually active, it’s scandalous.
Where did not-me go wrong?!
I think her first mistake, truly, was in not taking a more puritanical stance with regards to masturbation.
Paying for a copy of her book would be a waste when you could simply ask me.
Alright, my not-daughter, how is sex with my not-daughter? Tell me of your experiences.
It's absolutely wonderful. She obviously knows her way around my body, perhaps even so well as I do.
Paying for a copy of her book would be a waste when you could simply ask me.
As long as a person is happy, and doesn’t ruin things for another, everything is fine. Everyone deserves a chance at happiness and life, even meteor babies.
I think Dave came out alright, though, and he was raised by that insane fuck. I think Rose came out alright, even if she saw everything I did as a personal attack. At least she was fiercely independent, which is a lovely thing. Are you happy?
I am, really. It took a while to get here, I think, but I am actually happy. I wouldn't mind a non-hate romantic life, but it's nothing I need per se, and everything else is good.
Everyone deserves a chance at happiness and life, even meteor babies.
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Yes. I think I’m probably one of the worst candidates for taking care of a child but when a baby is in the meteorite impact crater, you just don’t leave her there crawling around.
You also don’t ask help raising her from the owner of a porn-site but that’s another can of worms entirely. What is your sister like?
Well, the very fact you were willing to raise my alternate says a lot about how fit you are, I think. Though that second bit...that's not the greatest idea, I'd agree.
My sister...she is a very lively woman. And, truly, I love her. But sometimes I worry about the choices she makes, the fact that she's wasting away her life bartending...
Or, rather, that's what I would say were I her mother. She's doing what she loves, gets paid well for it, and is a strong woman. That's what matters.
I’m not going out there and asking those tentacle-toting fuckers anything. They can bite my well-toned ass. I’ve had to deal with those things for four years now, I am sick and tired of them.
That sounds like something I would do, though. Probably with several, several payments already paid for, maybe for the next decade. Only the best for my not-children, of course. So, in your timeline, my counterpart raised two children?
She did. Twins, in fact-I'm older by a few mintues, and, in fact, was born the day before. Turning twenty-one was hilarious.
Did you only raise the one?
Well, it wasn’t really talked through, 8ut I figured it was simply implied.
So, a little of 8oth.
It seemed implied to me as well, and then you made no effort to contact me for a month and a half.
