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[caspianjupiter]

Hello everyone,

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Thank you.

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RWBY & RWS Theories and Headcanons caspian's first brain child. ⭐🌟💫💥🔥🇨🇦 "𝔉𝔩𝔶 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔠𝔨." ['97 M ♠🐘⚪💜] ♐ Autumn/Winter-born 𝔸

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mostly rwby because that shit is rotting my brains, dawg. either Dialogue-based shit posts or full stories here. caspian's other brain child

Caspian Jupiter

⭐🌟💫💥🔥♐ Fly me to the moon and back. [24 M ♠🐘⚪💜] ♐ Autumn/Winter-born Amateur Singer and Voice Actor DM for business enquiries, also find me

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[howlingday]

Student: Wait... Who's this? The blonde guy in this picture?

Ruby: ...Hah. Well, I guess you're going to have to find out eventually. His name was- is Jaune Arc. He was a huntsman, and a team leader. But then one day...

Ruby: HE WENT ROGUE.

------------------20 Years Ago----------------

Jaune: (Opens bag) Oh boy! Oatmeal raisin! MY FAVORITE~!

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Unbased, Ruby. Oatmeal Raisin is superior to chocolate chip

[arc-misadventures2]

Introduce me to your Parents

Pyrrha: Jaune, now that we're dating... Don't you think it's time you introduced me to your parents...?

Jaune: No. Hell no. Absolutely not! Grimm take me before that!

Pyrrha: Wha... why? But, you know I've always wanted to meet them?

Jaune: I know, but the first thing they'll say is; 'Is she really your girlfriend? Did you lie to her? Did you blackmail her?' Or worse, they'll tell you you can do better, point out my many flaws, like my looks, my attitude, my school grades, my interests, my singing. Make fun of my bunny onesie, and they they'll belittle my existence. They'd probably sit you down on a couch with some hot tea and cookies and tell you all of this, while they forgot about me outside the door, and probably locked it on my face. Again. Then my sisters would get involved, they'd find new ways of belittling me, talking about all the pranks they played on me, the dresses. God forbid, mom would bring out the photo album and show you the photo real that is my life being the mess it is. Then, they would...

A wide eyed Pyrrha is hugging her boyfriend against her chest as he slowly looses his mind in a depressive spiral as he describes what would happen if Pyrrha ever met his family.

Ruby: Well... Now we know where Jaune's self doubt issues stem from... That's something, I guess...

Weiss: And, I thought I had family problems...

Jaune: Oh, and then they would talk about my many failed attempts at relationships and go through a check list of the reasons they failed, horribly, in their opinion...

~~~

Pyrrha: I have a craving for violence now...

~~~

Later one, Jaune reluctantly lets Pyrrha meet his parents.

Juniper: Wait, you're Pyrrha Nikos... The Pyrrha Nikos?

Pyrrha: Yes I am, but please, just call me Pyrrha.

Achieus: Wow, I can't believe Jaune's partnered with you.

Pyrrha: Most people can't either, nor the fact I am his girlfriend.

Juniper: So how did you two become teammates?

Acheius: Yeah, teammates, how did that happen.

Jaune: Oh, didn't see that coming... They refuse to acknowledge you're my girlfriend... That's somewhat better. 'You can do better in,' 3, 2, 1...

Achieus: You could probably get a much better teammate then Jaune. Maybe you should... GRK?!

Pyrrha punches Jaune's Dad unconscious.

Pyrrha: Violence...

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Juniper: ACHIEUS! Come on, he was only being-

Pyrrha: He can keep his garbage opinions to his garbage self, I didn't ask in the first place.

[notmaplemable]

Support

Jaune: We here on team JNPR always support Pyrrha with her competitions.

Nora: I support Pyrrha by pushing her hard in the training rooms!

Ren: I support Pyrrha with mediation to make sure her mind is as sharp as her body is fit.

Jaune: And I support Pyrrha by... braiding her hair?

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Pyrrha: This one *drapes her arms around Jaune's shoulders* is my comfort person. *Nuzzles him affectionately*

Jaune: *Blushes red as a tomato*

Nora: *Whoops and cheers*

Ren: *Approving nod*

[howlingday]

Cinder: Jaune, tits or ass?

Jaune: I... I prefer a woman's personality.

Cinder: ...I can't fix my personality, so please, pick one of the other two options.

[nerdlydelicious]

Jaune: “I’m into women who don’t stab my friends.”

Cinder: “I thought boys loved it when their girl violently murders any man stealing skank-whore who dares come near him 🥺”

Jaune: “First of all: you are NOT my girl. Second, you need to stop watching so much anime.”

Cinder: “Psh, please. I don’t watch that crap.”

Jaune: “then why-“

Cinder: “I prefer hentai.”

Jaune: “Hate you. Hate you so much.”

Cinder: 🥰

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Jaune: Besides that, I thought women were wary of men who threatened their nefarious plans.

Cinder: *Rolling her eyes.* Oh, come on, what threat could you pose to me? *Draws her blades and moves to attack.*

Jaune: *Effortlessly pommel strikes her across the nose.* I could be asking you the same thing. *Flares the aura he's been farming since being in the Ever After.*

[wu-gang-writing]

Jaune: I have so much to do tomorrow.

Ruby: You could do some of it today.

Jaune: No.

Ruby:

Jaune: I won’t let a tomorrow ruin a perfectly good today.

[caspianjupiter]

Ruby: Hmmmmmm . . .

Weiss: What is today if not yesterday's tomorrow?

Ruby: HMMMMMM

Jaune: . . . Girl, I know you did not just use a SpongeBob quote on me-

[littlelewdmable]

Playlist

Yang: This is worse than the time I found Ruby's "Song's To Ride Jaune To" playlist.

Yang: And you want to know the worst part?

Yang: IT WAS JUST FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF COVERS OF "LIFE IS A HIGHWAY"!!!

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Yang: ONE OF THEM WAS BY ME, AND ANOTHER ONE WAS BY HER! WE DON'T EVEN SING!

Yang: I've never been so ashamed . . .

[wu-gang-writing]

Jaune: There was that viral question going around. Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear? But here's a twist. Would you rather talk about your feelings with a woman or a tree?

Ren: Fuck man.

Sun: I don't know... A tree wouldn't judge me.

Neptune: It has to be tree. Right?

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

RWBY: *Offended.*

Pyrrha: *Resigned.* We've earned our lot. The question about men and bears is race and sexuality bait as well.

Nora: *Giving Ren a very meaningful look.*

[glowsticks-and-jesus-deactivate]

Here’s your sign to drink water 🥰

Go on ☺️

Do it. 🙂

Get a drink. 😐

Go. Drink. Water.

[christian-zelda]

@ahanarhorse, @sunset-peril, @aikoiya, @artistworms, @nevermatchandscpsradadventures, @sweeet-caroline, @caspianjupiter, @individualperson8756, @callmecreative, @screwtornadowarningsimsouthern, @hopefulmillennial, @baygeethefirst, @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons, @she-is-amused, @friedwritinggamingghost, @c4ts4ndstuff, @unterwaesche, just giving you all a vaguely threatening reminder.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

No need to hold me at gun point for something I always do everyday.

But I'm happy to pass this on to others.

@jboy44 @danurso @theconstitutionisgayculture @howlingday @notmaplemable @decreare @itsouttherenow @meadowindreams @mean-scarlet-deceiver @misterlazer @rwac96 @weatherman667 @mdk20 @midnight---express @itsupermanti @sharkman-jhones @howi99 @linkman447 @blakebow @n6918

[arc-misadventures]

Telepath's Woes

Jaune: Good gods...

Ren: Is something wrong, Jaune?

Jaune: The woes of the telepath...

Ren: Oh, what happened?

Jaune: Uhhh...

~~~

Jaune: Hey, Yang what's up!

Yang: Oh nothing, Jaune. Just thinking about things I want to do.

Jaune: Oh, about what things?

Yang: Ohh... You're a telepath, you tell me~!

Jaune: Okay...?

Yang:

Jaune: AHCK?!

Jaune: Y-Yang?!

Yang: Well~? Are you going to do me, or what~?

~~~

Jaune: Yang's abusing my abilities as a telepath to 'tease' me again...

Ren: Oh, so it was, Yang this time? I thought it was the other girls turn to tease you.

Jaune: Turn? Other girls?! What?!

Ren: Oh, what's this? I've got to get going! Bye, Jaune!

Jaune: No wait! Ren?! Come back here, and explain yourself! Ren?! RENNN?!!

[c-jay-s-head-canons-only]

Jaune: *Chases after Ren, looks into his mind, and sees at least three other girls who like to tease him. Aside from Yang, there's Weiss, Coco, and to his shock, Pyrrha.* WHAT THE FUCK?!

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Pyrrha: *Working out her legs in the Beacon gym, just finished doing heel taps*

Jaune: Hey Pyrrha, why are you working out your legs again? It's like the fourth day in a row? Why are you training them so hard?

Pyrrha: *Pure concentration as she drops to the mat a starts doing leg swirls* I lost my thigh gap. I’m getting it back.

Jaune: Haha… wha?

Pyrrha: My thigh gap Jaune!

Blake: It's nothing to joke about!

Jaune: *Looks behind him*

Blake: *Finishes doing a frog pose stretch before getting up and starts to do squats slowly while glaring back at Jaune* Thigh gap loss is a serious issue!

Yang: *Suddenly appearing out of thin air next to Jaune, staring right at Blake's rear* Yeah. Super serious...

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Jaune: . . . but . . . thigh gaps aren't, like, injurious to health . . .

Yang: *Not taking her eyes off Blake's ass and not really paying attention.* Mhmm, how'd you know?

Blake: *Still stretching.* You don't know shit about thigh gaps!

Jaune: *Bewildered.* Uh, I do actually.

Pyrrha: *Curious.* How do you know?

Jaune: *Shrugs.* One of my sisters is a fitness instructor. Apparently it doesn't matter if you have a gap or not.

Pyrrha: *Very interested.* It doesn't?

Blake: *Still stretching and fuming.* Don't talk like you know anything just because you have sisters!

Jaune: *Shakes his head.* Nope, that's just a thing put to the world on social media by lingerie companies.

Yang: *Finally taking her eyes off of Blake's ass.* Woah, for re- *Thinks about it for a moment.* Actually, that tracks . . .

Pyrrha: *Who's been asked to model for certain clothing brands in the past.* Hm . . . I won't lie, that is familiar . . .

Thigh gap - Wikipedia

[wu-gang-writing]

Jaune: The only thing I’m fucking is up.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Ruby: That was such a good movie!

[meadowindreams]

Early surprise: hoodie

Once Saphron arc has recovered from the fact that her baby brother has become a man, for about a few days, she was once again at the door of her little baby brother. Terra who was already both tired and concerned for her wife and her antics.

Terra: Babe are you sure this is necessary

Saphron: I'm sure of it

Terra: I know but you were really startled by how you met that Coco girl

Saphron: How do you know her name?

Terra: Jaune told me over scroll

Saphron: Why didn't you tell me

Terra: Because when i did you just started crying

Saphron: Oh yea

Terra: Im jjust saying thast its a little rude to come in unannounced without telling him before hand

Saphron: why would it be an issue

*knock*

*knock*

*knock*

Terra: Saph....

Saphron: Hush dear its fine

Terra: Not for you

Saphron: i cant want to hug my baby brother again

They waited for a while but no one has answered

Saphron: huh i wonder why its taking so long

Terra: maybe theyre not here or theyre just sleeping, we should go

Saphron: Nonsense

However much to Terra's dismay and Saphron's delight, the door open, revealing someone that isnt Coco but isnt Jaune either

Saphron: Jaune! Im here to see my baby bro-

Reese: Sorry it took me so long, my legs are sore, and i think i pulled a muscle

Saphron: Who are you, Miss?

Reese: Reese, and you are?

Saphron: Jaune's sister, is that... *points at the hoodie*

Reese: Oh this? yea, sorry i currently occupied and idnt have much time to put on anything,

Saphon.exe has stopped working

Reese: Miss?

Terra Hi sorry about my wife, she is just trying to process the fact that Jaune is seeing someone

Reese: I wish

Terra Wait what?

Reese: Cant talk i need to go the bed is calling me

Jsts like that Reese, close the door while Saphron is mentally buffering anf frozen in place,

Terra: Saph?

Saphron wasnt responsed as she was using all the mental processing to take in infomation

Terra: Come one Saph we need to go home, your mother is watching over Adrein.

Saphron was then dragged away by her wife, as Reese enjoy some quality time "sleeping"

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Saphron:

Terra: Babe . . .

[madmanwonder]

“Talk shit about my boyfriend and girlfriend again and I will shove this pole so far up in your ass that you will be tasting your own shit for one month straight.”

Pyrrha Nikos to toxic entitiled fan after he/she insulted her two lovers

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Jaune: There's the door, bitch! *Points the exit out to the toxic, entitled fan.*

Ruby: Yeah! *Offers Jaune a low five.*

Jaune: *Takes it.*

[meadowindreams]

Jaune: Babe you can't fuck the self hate out of me

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Bleiss: That doesn’t mean we can't try!

Pyrrha: My body is ready!

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *staring*

Blake: …what? Never seen a Faunus before? 🤨

Jaune: Actually…no…? 🤔

Blake: Oh…

Jaune:

Blake:

Blake: …how do I look?

[howlingday]

Jaune: You look...

Jaune: ...Nice.

Blake: ...You're not used to talking to girls, are you?

Jaune: Other than my sisters? No. Not at all.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Blake: You got a lot of them?

Jaune: Seven.

Blake: Oh . . .

[meadowindreams]

Chad Jaune vs Virgin Cardin

In the cafeteria, the team, RWBY _NPR and CE_N were all sitting together and “talking” with Jaune walking happily towards them until….

Cardin: well well we’ll look who it is

Jaune: leave me alone Cardin

Cardin: Or what? Jaunie boy

Jaune: I’ll fight you

Cardin, laughing getting the girls attention, while making them pissed and everyone else: Hey everyone Jaune said he’s going to fight me

Jaune, looking annoyed: Cardin

Cardin: laughing think he’s joking: get a load of this guy

Yang: CARDIN WE HAVE AND DO EVERYDAY. WHY DO YOU THJNK WE’RE ALL WALKING FUNNY?

Silence, with Jaune blushing walking to the table of girl with few blushing

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Ruby: *Clenching her thighs, blushing giggling like an idiot, and beaming.*

Blake: *Shuddering.* Unff, please don't remind me . . . I can't go another round . . .

Pyrrha: *A blushing mess, but slightly miffed that someone would say something like that about her partner.* You sounded like you were having the time of your life.

Blake: And I was, that's the problem!

Yang: *Blushing, but smug.* I dunno what you're talking about, that was the best I'd ever had!

Nora: *Was there to see everything.* You were the blushiest virgin I ever did see~

Yang: *No longer smug.* D- Shuddup, you!

Ren: *Sighs with his head down.* Nora . . .

Weiss: *Refined, but also blushing.* I understand what Blake means. The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Cardin: *The man was too stunned to speak.*