Introduce me to your Parents
Pyrrha: Jaune, now that we're dating... Don't you think it's time you introduced me to your parents...?
Jaune: No. Hell no. Absolutely not! Grimm take me before that!
Pyrrha: Wha... why? But, you know I've always wanted to meet them?
Jaune: I know, but the first thing they'll say is; 'Is she really your girlfriend? Did you lie to her? Did you blackmail her?' Or worse, they'll tell you you can do better, point out my many flaws, like my looks, my attitude, my school grades, my interests, my singing. Make fun of my bunny onesie, and they they'll belittle my existence. They'd probably sit you down on a couch with some hot tea and cookies and tell you all of this, while they forgot about me outside the door, and probably locked it on my face. Again. Then my sisters would get involved, they'd find new ways of belittling me, talking about all the pranks they played on me, the dresses. God forbid, mom would bring out the photo album and show you the photo real that is my life being the mess it is. Then, they would...
A wide eyed Pyrrha is hugging her boyfriend against her chest as he slowly looses his mind in a depressive spiral as he describes what would happen if Pyrrha ever met his family.
Ruby: Well... Now we know where Jaune's self doubt issues stem from... That's something, I guess...
Weiss: And, I thought I had family problems...
Jaune: Oh, and then they would talk about my many failed attempts at relationships and go through a check list of the reasons they failed, horribly, in their opinion...
Pyrrha: I have a craving for violence now...
Later one, Jaune reluctantly lets Pyrrha meet his parents.
Juniper: Wait, you're Pyrrha Nikos... The Pyrrha Nikos?
Pyrrha: Yes I am, but please, just call me Pyrrha.
Achieus: Wow, I can't believe Jaune's partnered with you.
Pyrrha: Most people can't either, nor the fact I am his girlfriend.
Juniper: So how did you two become teammates?
Acheius: Yeah, teammates, how did that happen.
Jaune: Oh, didn't see that coming... They refuse to acknowledge you're my girlfriend... That's somewhat better. 'You can do better in,' 3, 2, 1...
Achieus: You could probably get a much better teammate then Jaune. Maybe you should... GRK?!
Pyrrha punches Jaune's Dad unconscious.