Nothing gets me more worked up than a bear affair... especially when overalls are involved.. So there's a little carnival set up at a near by Park right now and apparently it's there every year but I sure as shit didn't notice until today! No one can stop me from going on questionably-assembled rides that look like Final Destination scenes waiting to happen heather was hesitant to go on any rides because she "values his life" (or so she says) but once 1 had bought 10 tickets, once I had bought 10 tickets, who can really say no to a jarring bout on the Sizzler? Oh but tumblr
GUESS who was in line to go on the Sizzler with
us? This beautiful androgynous short brown-
haired geeky 16-year-old boy wearing baggy blue
jeans and a yellow T-shirt that was have two stripes coloured red and green. It was layered over a tan coloured button up his
lip-injected fake-blonde-haired mother who looked
like a older and womanlyier version of him. UUNNGH HEAVEN ADOPT ME
Occasionally I get instantaneous infatuations
with strangers that can only be described as
"overwhelming" or ...annoying" depending on
how patient you are with me. heather was nice
enough to follow this poor boy around the small
carnival with me as I tried to sneak photos
(none of which turned out well). I knew that my
heart would be forever in turmoil unless I at
least TRIED to talk to him. Oh GOD if only his
mom hadn't been there.
light of heavenly inspiration shown down on me when 1 realized we had 2 tickets left, which leaves 0 options as far as rides. The two tickets had to be disposed of. Perhaps into the hands of an awkward skinny-jeaned
adolescent game stop customer? I marched over to the HAWT mom and her elven boy, sitting cross-legged on the grass eating a candied apple. I bent down to give her the tickets (I'm creepy but I'm not THAT creepy. I'm not
gonna talk to her son while she's there) saying "We have two extra blah blah blah where's your car so I can follow you home blah blah". She was really nice and said I was "so sweet" etc. and I watched my muse push his BEAUTIFUL Brown hair behind his ear, exposing EPIC eyebrows, apple still pressed to his lips, he says"thank you" and smiles. FUUUUUUUUCK THIS WAS THE BEST DAY EVER WHY AM I SO CREEPY #awful #codyphile #"GPOY"
