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TOTAL DRAMAS (plus Cody's) NUMBUH 1 FAN!! she/her| CODYSEXUAL (I'm actually Pan but that's literally the same thing :/)

[c0derra4lyfe]

i do in fact have a job so thanks. back to the original topic though, my whole point exactly is that mlm is NOT an interest? and neither is wlw?

*eats potato chip*.... *BUUUUURRRP*

Idk what youre trying to achieve because you're honestly wasting your own time trying to be morally correct to someone who doesn't actually gaf about what you're saying. Go work your shift, you employed bore igbol.

[c0derra4lyfe]

So I dont have my driver's license yet #awkward so I have to bike or walk to codys house whenever I wanna see him.. not complaining really my calves are like a soccer players heh... but when I woke up and packed my sierra things to start my journey to codys house... the horror when I seen my precious bike STOLEN. Thats right I SEEN IT HAPPEN... with my two big beautiful SIERRA EYES... these two disgusting old men were in my backyard grabbing anything valuable... sniff sniff... i would of ran out there and stopped them but by the time I ran downstairs and unlocked my back door they were GONE.

Now I have to walk in the cold wet street... alone... no bike... all my things on my back... BUT ANYTHING FOR CODY!!!!!! @codybussy9 I will reach you even if I have to walk 500 kilometers.... dont worry boo <3

[c0derra4lyfe]

it looks like you dont have basic reading comprehension skills cuz you're clearly not listening to me

1) im not shaming you for being? a minority? i dont see how this has anything to do with the topic at hand, and doesnt help your argument at all so lowk it might be time to lock in and read a book lmao. and 2) gay OR straight men shouldnt be fetishizing yuri either so before you go and assume its a sexism thing, its literally asking for decent human respect for mlm, as well as wlw.

gay people are simply that; people. just like anyone else. and its really demeaning when fujos like you turn a literal sexuality into a form of entertainment

Omgg... maybe you should lock in and get A JOB because why are you still trying to argue with me ANONYMOUSLY on TUMBLR XD

Like ;_; what makes you think that im gonna change my ROTTEN gal life (MIKUUUUU)

I like yaoi... I like yuri GET OVER IT!!! a girl like me will NEVER give up her beautiful unique interests because some tumbling gave me a whole essay on why its bad -_-

Now if you'll excuse me, im getting ready to meet my beautiful TWINK (does calling cody a twink anger you too? Should I stop referring him as twink? Maybe write me an essay on Google docs on why the word twink is awful IJBOL) cody because... I HAVE FRIENDS AND A LIFE OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR :33

Anyways. 9am, cody is still asleep... my life is good <3 @codybussy9 dont bother unlocking your door, I can always just climb through your window x3 #STRONG # NTELLECTUAL #UNIQUE

Bringing your favorite, CHEESE BAWLZ ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[c0derra4lyfe]

you being a minority has nothing to do with it lol? dont get how that makes me racist, considering i not only didnt even bring up the topic but im a minority as well...

it doesnt matter if you support lgbtq or not. i myself am lgbtq, and like i said, there is nothing at all wrong with enjoying BL and GL! BUT! there is a definite difference between bl/yaoi and gl/yuri, which are also fine to enjoy, but you are taking it past the point of fetishization.

you arent a gay man, but you're obsessing over yaoi and making it your whole personality... which is gross. you are not a "yaoi queen," you are someone romanticizing gay content. the term fujoshi quite literally translates to "rotten girl." fictional characters or not, you have no right or reason to be proud of this

Okay so... Youre a minority shaming other minorities? Wow I thought we had to stick together?? So much for Woodstock... :///// Woodstock brought us together right?? I dunno im just naming events XD

But whatever you said wont change how I feel about seeing boys kiss on my screen/page LOL!! Like I said im #LOUD and #PROUD

LETS GO CANADA!!!! WOOOO!!!!

Even if I was a gay man I would have someone like you flaming me for liking gl so like what's the point :/ let a girl like what she wants and have hobbies.

Maybe this is considered SEXISM??? Omg I cant rn this is too much ;^; and dont even TRY to dethrone me. I am the yaoi QUEEN and Thou shalt bow before me and let my yaoi servants will bring me new yaoi and yuri for me to read and enjoy in the comfort of my kingdom without pawns like you trying to start a revolution when all you have in your angry mob is like 3 other people probably :/ embarrassing...

So light your torches and wave your pitch forks all you want but this QUEEN will never stop being true to herself ✨️

Hmu if you have any yaoi and yuri recs btw guys ill read whatever unless its taboo <3 srry mama dont swing dat way #NOT dat freaky <3333

PS I lowkey farted and it sounded like a sound effect... ermm.... tmi? LOL!

[codybussy9]

If I dress up as sans do you think she’ll want me?

Gwen I know what you want and I can give it to you. I swear.

[c0derra4lyfe]

This is old... but... I hope you realize how much this hurts me til this day....

[c0derra4lyfe]

Hello all... this post.... is my formal apology... Its been hours and days and weeks and months since my last real post... the truth is... me and izzy got arrested for manslaughter... SIKEEEE!!!! But fr izzy got my devices confiscated because she took my laptop and started googling some #suspicious things relating to axes body bags and hydrogen peroxide :/ what was she thinking!! They have plugs for that probably-- i mean if I had an illegal yaoi plug

(rest in piece brad... rabiez will never hurt you again.)

Then there HAS to be someone out there who provides items for tree cuttin'

... which is weird because why did the police come over and said there was suspicious activity on a device in our location ummm what else would she use an axe for? Cutting a tree, hydrogen peroxide for a splinter, and a body bag... for putting the trees in?!!?? PIGS!!! #punk

Anyways they gave it back after I pleaded everyday. Unfortunately izzy sent me a letter saying they sent her to an institution. #bummer WHATEVER... i guess I can hang out with eva when i get bored... poo... im nervous around lesbians because they are strong and I wonder if eva has ever felt like she needed to throw me out da window... hoping that never happens...

Anyways im with cody now and he keeps trying to play some Zelda game like IM RIGHT HERE!! Let's cosplay i can be the girl and he can be Zelda #couplescostume

[c0derra4lyfe]

Whats ur mbti

She/her ❤️

[c0derra4lyfe]

your blog has GOT to be satire bro

its cool to enjoy BL and yaoi and whatnot, but fetishizing and obsessing over it as someone who isnt mlm is not okay. being a fujoshi is not something to be proud of

Not satire ❤️ I am a proud cis woman who dabbles in lesbianism when I feel like it ❤️ i am a proud supporter of the LGBTQIA2S community. ❤️ I am proudly obsessed with yaoi AND Yuri. Do not try to shame me for I am a minority which makes you racist too so like dni lowkey @joelzimmer please do something about this. @semataryyyy help

[c0derra4lyfe]

My divine Sierra... When I look into your almond eyes, I do not see the girl I am, but the woman I must become to possess you. I want to take all of the pain from your soul, and, in the passion factory of my heart, transform it into functional joy. I want to take your hand by the Cheremosh River and, with all Ukraine as witness, take you as my wife. And we shall sing, and dance, and drink... And then I shall whispеr in your ear, "Let rivers run wild or lеt them be damned." My perfect Sierra, I lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood.

Thanks.

[c0derra4lyfe]

nobody wants ur man trust

I WISH!!! I know that HERPES filled BITCH named GWENTH does... she says she doesn't... she pushes him around... THATS CALLED BEING A TSUNDERE!!!!! and I wont let that stand... CODY IS MINE AND GWEN CAN KEEP HER DIRTY PAWS OFF MY CLEAN PRISTINE WHITE BOY. @GWEN LEAVE ME AND CODY ALONE YOU JEALOUS BITCH.

[c0derra4lyfe]

Hi! Sorry, I’d normally never interact since I do enjoy Alenoah and you also said you won’t reply to more Alenoah asks, but I wanna know where your hatred comes from. I understand the enemies to lovers not being great or liked and how Noah hates him, but would it be okay in AUs? I personally have a ton of AUs with Alenoah, but I’m also a *sucker* for enemies to lovers.. 😭

U answered ur question I fear ;_;

it will never be okay and if you think a simple au can change dat then maybe youre a little slow and need more time on tests. Don't persuade me... for I am the yaoi queen and I determine whether a yaoi is worthy of my time, i am the golden Goddess of yaoi. You pawns will never EVER have a spot on the podium of preeminence for alenoah is the scum of ships and those who praise and worship trash belong in the dump it was born in. #hate #alenoah #girlsagainsttrash

[c0derra4lyfe]

What does codybussy9 mean bruhhhh

@codybussy9 ask him yourself

[c0derra4lyfe]

Cody keeps talm bout some nettspend. Tbh i dont even care about whoever yhat is... smile and nod aha... these rappers ain't how they used to be!! MOM SPAGHETTI- xD

[c0derra4lyfe]

Guys it's 12am and I snuck out ;-; I'm running away for the night... I can't deal with my white Christian Albertan uncle... And NO I'm not hating on Christians. I love you guys god blesses you all. ANYWAY

I'm off to Izzy's home because Eva's parents don't let her have girls over since she's a lesbian :( how sad... I'M THE VICTIM RN DNI EVA AND HER PROBLEMS. Cody won't let me over because he's with Alejandro and Noah :// don't care for them I hate them a lot.... And Heather is out of town for the summer.

Sigh

I packed my big jar filled with cheese balls and my pack of iced tea into my backpsck then I filled up a plastic walmart grocery bag from 2018 (RARE) with Yuri and yaoi and some metal from my stove to feed Izzy #SHECRAZY love her <3

He will pay for ruining my peace... May God forgive you but I won't...

FYI @codybussy9 I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE LIL DARKIE I WON'T BE "TAPPING IN" u can stop sending me links now :)

[c0derra4lyfe]

Mama is making a straw page ✊

[c0derra4lyfe]

YAYYY UR BACKKK IM SO HAPPYYYYY :D

Also what are your thoughts on heather?

YAYY I'M GLAD!! X3

Letz just say i were a lesbian my heart would be HERS ✊✊✊ butt 🤰 Cody hasn't said any racial slurs yet so he's still my numbuh 1!!!! #BOOYESH!!!!

[c0derra4lyfe]

please tun lesbian😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lol! I'm lowkey thinking of it 😂 lesbians are like so cool like shout out girl kissers or whatever. But I am CODYsexual and idk if I'll ever stop being codysexual.