coffin sleeper

1900 years old. he/him. vampkin

[duolc123125]

I.. don't hate my human body, not any more at least

But I wish I could have something else too. I won't go into too much detail rn but I wish I could have like a more monstrous and scary from I could shift to whenever

and it kinda sucks that I don't

[bigtiddiebarbie]

ray lovers: my personal hero who rescued me from the streets and gave me the shirt off his back

frank lovers: i’m hurting him in ways unimaginable to the human mind

gerard lovers: she’s hurting me in ways unimaginable to the human mind

mikey lovers: MIGEY

[badymaru]

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania February 25th, 2007

Buenos Aires, Argentina February 1st, 2026

[mcrhands]

[paracosmosly]

i'd be a nocturnal creep for ya. always watching ya sleep and shit

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[c0ffin-sleeper]

every day i make myself a special concoction of cherry kool aid and dr pepper and it looks like blood and its so yummy

[vamphellsing]

[vampashes]

I'd be so powerful if I could have fangs all the time

[scabsinlockets]

hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs

[imqueerandadeer]

imagine being a casual fan and then you get to the venue and the band is rping a dictatorship, the lead singer is doing a terrible accent the whole time, then when you think it can't get any weirder they start launching 4 metric tons of pyrotechnics into the air during what you think is that last song, and then of course there's the fucking stabbing

[kiataika]

Anything for the Gentleman

[catfoodgravy-deactivated2026031]

It’s so fucking insane to me that I am able to see sooooooooo many pictures of the same person aging over 25ish years. It’s so beautiful and it genuinely brings tears to my eyes.

[c0ffin-sleeper]

what's stopping me from casually telling people i'm a vampire as a fun fact about myself

[m0th0er]