Welcome to my world, enjoy the ride:)

Colleen/33/☀️Cancer/🌕Scorpio/⬆️Gemini/Art therapy major/Art enthusiast/Body modification enthusiast/Mary Jane smoker/Hufflepuff/Living life to the fullest/Anxiety/Eclectic witch/Ask if you wanna know more:)

[c0lle3n]

I just want attention🥺

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Partial taxidermy by The Eldritch Emporium

[onomattopoeia]

Yearning is such a sweet name for something that makes me feel like an addict who can't get a fix

[thememedaddy]

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[c0lle3n]

Me when I grind through different sims aspirations

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]