oh, honey

A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman gaius ♥ basil apt. room 1 {affiliated with toshi city}

[martymulders]

[staff]

Have a good weekend, Tumblr

[c4ndystripper]

(( I'll get to replies/maybe post a starter by tomorrow night!! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）))

[idiotglasses]

stripper puns || hidenori & gaius

Without him directly knowing, Hidenori had developed another complex separate from his own that was also vying for control of this city. However, their methods seemed to differ. Hidenori had the Ghosts to do his bidding; Ladynori, as he dubbed the mysterious form Sundays bestowed upon him, had… a strip club. 

And Hidenori was in the office of that strip club. In the office greeting a new employee. Lollipop was his alias, but it seemed like his real name was Gaius. Somehow, it felt more fitting than it should have, considering the application in his hand with description, more unnecessarily detailed than usual, that expressed all his talents.

But, as a professional, a business owner, Hidenori could not express his personal opinions. Besides, a paper was always more deceptive than actual people. 

"So, uh, Lollipop," he began, clearing his throat, "what kind of candy puns do you have?" 

Very professional. 

[c4ndystripper]

Gaius had been enjoying his time working at Toshi Strip. It was a respectable establishment with morally acceptable rules and ran streamline fashion. He had racked up a considerable amount of admiration for his employers, those two young ladies with the sharp tongues and killer business skills.

Now, sitting in the office of his current workplace, Gaius stared across the desk. The person sitting in the seat looked very much like one of his bosses. Sharp. Clad in glasses. That same serious gaze, lined with humor. Yet now she – he – they also looked slightly confused, and very much lacked the femme fatal charm they usually boasted. He shifted in his seat, languidly crossing his legs as he got more relaxed.

“Well, honey,” Gaius began, his voice as smooth as syrup, “What kind of sweet puns are you looking for?” He paused for a tick before narrowing his eyes. “But, first– what happened to those sugar lumps of yours?”

[c4ndystripper]

(( i need more gaius threads! if your muse wants to chat at the bar or see a strip show :') (or get even funkier) like this and we can discuss a thread! disclaimer: my endgame with gaius is with chrom, but that doesnt mean fooling around is off-limits \o/ it is his job, after all ))

[toshiboard]

☁ toshi drabble sunday !

Message any of these for a drabble!

Narcissus: As a symbol for rebirth, write about your muse changing after self reflection took place. What caused this to happen? Perhaps some recent social development?

Hyacinth: How cruel, for our muses to make each other jealous. Write about an event that involves them and their jealousy. What caused this jaded feeling to appear?

Rose: Roses can mean many things, but they’re mostly associated with romance. Write about one of your muse’s loves that didn’t go well!

Hydrangea: It’s a rainy scene and our muses are together, getting drenched. It just so happens that amidst the sea of hydrangea, they found a body. Write about their reactions towards it.

Gypsophila: Weddings! Write about our muses attending a wedding together— or even having their own! Who is the best man and maid of honour?

Iris: Seeking wisdom, your muse has decided to visit the library. Write about our muses going there and discussing their favourite genre of books— unless, there is something more interesting they could talk about, of course.

Clover: You’re in luck! Write about our muses winning the lottery together and having to share the prize. What did they win? A trip to the hot springs!

Cosmos: Relaxation is a good thing for the soul. Write about our muses doing something together to blow off steam. Shopping? Reading manga together? Catch a movie? Anything is fine.

Tulip: Money makes the world go round! Write about our muses having to go shopping at a busy market district. Show off how much you can bargain for a good price, yeah?

Cherry Blossom: It’s a sign of a new beginning. Write about why exactly your muse decided to move to Toshi City. What made the decision happen? (Alternatively: if your muse has been in Toshi City all their life, write about how they’d feel about travelling the world.)

Forget-Me-Not: After having been apart for 10 years, write about our muses reuniting again. Do they still recognize each other?

Daisy: Caring and loyal… write about my muse nursing yours (or vice versa!) after they have fallen sick. Please recover soon.

Basil: Write about your muse and their full-fledged bachelor(ette) life! Even if they are dating right now, tell us about how they felt about romance and dating before falling in love.

Zinnia: Think of me, even when you’re gone. Write about how your muse still keeps in contact with people they knew outside the city.

Seed: Free drabble request!

This meme has been made with a love for flowers by one of our local plant geeks. Got any other great ideas for Meme Sunday? Feel free to submit anything to our trusty inbox!

[frommemetoyou]

Send me "Kiss me, quick!"

and I’ll generated a number from 1-25 to see where my muse will have to kiss yours:

Lips

Palms

Back of the hand

Cheeks

Inner elbow

Forehead

Nose

Eyelids

Thighs

Jaw

Knees

Old scars

Behind the ear

Nape of the neck

Any bruises

Collar bone

Shoulders

Wrists

A wound

Chest

Stomach

Hips

Every birthmark

Spine

Fingertips

[c4ndystripper]

Starts to hum--

I know a guy who's tough but sweet

He's so fine, he can't be beat He's got everything that I desire Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy, I want candy

Go to see him when the sun goes down Ain't no finer boy in town You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy, I want candy

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon I'll make you mine, Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy, I want candy

[c4ndystripper]

Sugar Daddy ☆ Chrom and Gaius

He'd seen the likes of them before. Dragged in by needling friends in the hopes to embarrass and tease the stoic of the group. There they would sit, tight lipped and uncomfortable as the people around them hooted and whistled, nudging and cackling in an attempt to get them to join in the fun.

This time, it was a blue haired man - a hair color Gaius appreciated, reminded him of his boss, and he always had a soft spot for odd hair. He first noted the stranger by his high attire for a night of clubbing. Sure, it was an establishment classier than most, but that still didn't call for leather loafers and a cashmere shirt. Gaius laughed to himself as he mixed another whiskey and coke. He better still be here while I have my show.

Popping a new lollipop in his mouth, Gaius went about his shift at the bar. Taking orders, engaging in idle chatter, watching the club, giving glances to the bouncer on duty if things got too rowdy. 

"Oh?" Gaius saw the stoic stranger get up and head his way. He saw the fatigue on his face, and the definite need for a drink. He got a glass ready and began wiping it down.

"That bad, huh? What, was the country club closed for the night?"

[gekkoin-deactivated20150814]

☾Sweet tooth ☾ @c4ndystripper ☾

☾”I could have sworn it said it was somewhere around here…”

A sigh as he adjusted his glasses. This wasn’t fun at all. He had heard from some classmates of his about this new candy shop that opened up in the city. However, it seemed that Tsukishima had gotten lost in his search for this new store that opened up a while back.

"Annoying…"

He went alone, figuring that it would be better this way. Not many people really knew about this acquired taste he had for sweets, and he didn’t feel like he had any reason to tell them. Besides, it makes things easier, he could by as much candy as he wanted.

Too bad the guy was lost.

"Uh, excuse me…"

At that point he gave up trying to find it on his own. Luckily for him, there was one person still around. He figured this guy would have know where to go.

"So… There’s this store I’m looking for…"

[c4ndystripper]

Gaius was making one of his bi-weekly trips to the candy store. It was on these days that he felt a little happier, giddier, maybe even swaggier (if that was possible). Just thinking about being surround by so many choices to pleasure himself with made his mouth water and his nerves tingle. He tried to philosophize why going to the candy store gave him such a rush. Che, maybe it's because I get to choose, and for something that's all to make me happy. But, there was no use in complaining about his job. He did choose that after all. 

As he walked down the sidewalk, Gaius saw a rather tall boy looking lost. He sized him up with his eyes. Athletic, serious, ooh- what Gaius wouldn't give to loosen him up. But, alas, he looked young. Too young for his morals.

He passed by the stranger, his thoughts drifting back to the candy. He was a few feet away when he heard the blond call out to him.

"Huh?"

"A store? What kind?"

[c4ndystripper]

(( my chrom senses are tingling ))

[c4ndystripper]

☠, ❥, ❤

☠: My biggest fear

Running out of candy. "That, in the end, I won't feel satisfied with my life. Yeah, it's good so far and I like who I am, but it doesn't have anything special in it, not yet.

❥: What I honestly think about you.

"You're a pretty good boss, BB. Could be prettier, but your talent at banter and business skill make up for it.

❤: Most romantic thing I've ever done.

"Romance? It's not really in my line of work."

[c4ndystripper]

Send me a symbol and I'll answer;

★: If I seen a shooting star, what I would wish for over anything else.

☠: My biggest fear.

✈: Where in the world I'd most like to go on holiday.

♠: What I would say to you if I were to die tomorrow.

❤: Most romantic thing I've ever done.

♔: What I would do if I ruled the world for a day.

☾: Am I/Have I ever been scared of the dark/monsters.

♧: An item I keep that I think brings me luck.

❥: What I honestly think about you.

[antisuperwholock-deactivated201]

"What’s so great about candy, anyways? Don’t you ever get sick of it? I know I would."

[c4ndystripper]

"Get sick of candy? Is that even possible?"

"Oh, I get it. You were joking. Good one, BB."

[antisuperwholock-deactivated201]

"I’m just teasing you. You’re fine, don’t sweat it."

Plus, you happen to bring in more clients than a lot of our other entertainers combined.

"I don’t know why you’d need much more money, though. You’re already earning your keep and a little extra."

[c4ndystripper]

"Money equals candy, BB."

Crunch crunch crunch.

[antisuperwholock-deactivated201]

"You said it, not me."

Snap and sizzle.

[c4ndystripper]

"W-wh... What is it? Am I getting fat?" He stares at the half eaten doughnut in his hand. "Man. I can't give this up..."

[c4ndystripper]

✿ ~

“Of all the beautiful curves of your body, your smile is my favourite.”

His cool facade starts to crumble, and he laughs. "More like the only curve on your body is your smile."

[c4ndystripper]

✿ B)

“Put down that cupcake, you’re sweet enough already.”

(( I CANNOT BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE WHAT A COINCIDENCE ))