Confused Cacti

Hello! I am cacti (he/him). The brain rot never stops.

[cactiisconfused]

ʜɪ ʜɪ ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴀᴄᴛɪ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ) ✥ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ. ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ✥

!DNI!- ʀᴀᴄɪꜱᴛ, ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ, ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ, ᴢɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛ, ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴍᴀɴ, ᴀʙʟᴇɪꜱᴛ, ᴘʀᴏꜱʜɪᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ. ✨ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴏꜰꜰ✨.

⦉ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ꜱᴏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴀᴘ ᴀᴡᴀʏ!⦊

ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ:

✨ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ- (ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ 2022 ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀᴛꜱ, ᴀᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅꜱ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ).

🔆ᴍᴄᴄ [ᴍᴀɢɴᴀ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴀ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʟ]- ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴜɴʜᴏʟʏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ (ᴅᴇꜰɪɴᴇᴛʟʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ 13ᴛʜ ᴛᴏᴘ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴇʀ ɢʟᴏʙᴀʟʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ 16,969 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴀʟꜱᴏ ɴᴏ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ.)

🛡️🗡ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴢᴇʟᴅᴀ- ʙᴀɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ, ʟɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴇᴍʟɪɴ.

✦ꜱᴛᴀʀ ᴡᴀʀꜱ (ᴍᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴄʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʙᴇʟꜱ)- ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏɴᴇꜱ, ᴏʙɪᴡᴀɴ, ᴀʜꜱᴏᴋᴀ- ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ. ʜᴏɴᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ʙᴅ-1 ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ.

☽☾ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴛᴏᴋᴇɴ- ᴏᴋ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜꜱ ɴᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜʏ ɪꜱ ɪᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.

𓆝 ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴇ ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢʏ- ꜱʜᴀʀᴋꜱ, ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰɪꜱʜʏ ɢᴜʏꜱ, ᴏʀᴄᴀꜱ, ᴄᴏʀᴀʟꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ.

⭐ꜱᴛᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ- ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀʀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅɪᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜɪʟʟ.

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Below is my old writings and stuff, though it's mostly for COD, which as much as I love it, it's no longer much of a hyperfixation anymore and the writings may be a bit dated by now but it's food so yes yes.

My ao3

Not Even Death Can Do Us Part: John 'Soap' Mactavish was K.I.A by Makarov a few months ago and Simon mourns his death. Little does he know he need not mourn for much longer as Johnny will always find his way back to him.

I'd Like To Know Why You Are Alone While I'm Lost At Sea: Ghost's POV to the last fic.

Awake Would Only Prove The Fantasy Made Lucid Sense: Soap is on leave missing ghost, then ghost shows up at his door bleeding.

You Shine Like The Moon and The Stars In The Sky: Soap hasn't been sleeping much, Fluff ensues.

(There are more but I don't feel like tagging all of them :|)

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Other writings:

Vampire Ghost: pt1 | pt2

Ghost gets turned into a kid: Here

Random ghoap angst and comfort: Here

Brainwashed Soap: Here

Scp monster Soap idea: Here

Legend of Zelda Botw Ghoap: pt1 | pt2

Late night Ghoap: Here

[charlies-a-thief]

I need to bite him

[bebellsoterel]

Cross posting again with Instagram!

[bluemuffin-draws]

Dancing (centrifuging) with you

Alt versions

[emhidesart]

The beautiful wives <3

[teafromthemicrowave]

Look whom I found at pride today

[the-pigeon-queen]

Stress Relief

Bro requested some Terzo/Omega so I drew some Terzo/Omega :]

[toniinfante]

Ocarina of time!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/18684182

[inertiaafk]

you will be remembered a hero.

(click for better quality)

[ghostcrypte]

Saw this image and said oh. That’s them

(Click for better quality pls)

[ngnt-writes]

This man was always skedaddling off to somewhere.

[gh0ul-dinner]

“Top 10 Unbelievable Cryptid Sightings Caught On Camera”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[pomidaea]

Just wanted to share some illustrations I did for my creative illustration class. The prompt was to take 3 lines from a book, so I chose Fahrenheit 451 🔥

[ratbreadd]

think about it long time

[w-inter]

the third piece to my breath of the wild paintings 🤤 i hope to open a tictail shop soon~ 

[axelartsink]

GONST ANIMATION??

got the chance to paint and animate this piece for a ghost cover uvu hope y'all like it

[nameless-art-ghoul]

[fibsyy]

Saw this movie in theaters 4 times

[kabukiaku]

latest batch of kofi commissions, thanks to everyone for their patience and support! 🖤💜✨

I may have gone overboard with the colors on the last one, I mean come on! It's Ghost x Star Wars!!