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Emma | 27 | she/her

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200 pages into Wind and Truth, my predictions thus far:

-Kaladin is going to become a herald

-Szeth is going to attempt to sacrifice himself and become a herald in Kaladin’s stead to save him but will be unsuccessful due to a terminal case of The Plot

-weird random spren, as a show of solidarity, will try to start bonding with people and showing Navani how to make new fabrials. Most are useless and it’s for comic relief

-Adolin is ABSOLUTELY going to die just before saying the 1st words Ehlokar style but his horse will become a radiant in his place. This is not for comic relief.

-Tonally jarring Dalinar/Taravangian doomed yaoi backstory arc that takes up 8 chapters

-Shallan is going to attempt to sacrifice herself and make Radiant the only remaining personality in the heat of battle bc Radiant is more capable, but by some quirk of her magic this will fail and make Radiant a completely separate human person.

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By talos this can’t be happening

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200 pages into Wind and Truth, my predictions thus far:

-Kaladin is going to become a herald

-Szeth is going to attempt to sacrifice himself and become a herald in Kaladin’s stead to save him but will be unsuccessful due to a terminal case of The Plot

-weird random spren, as a show of solidarity, will try to start bonding with people and showing Navani how to make new fabrials. Most are useless and it’s for comic relief

-Adolin is ABSOLUTELY going to die just before saying the 1st words Ehlokar style but his horse will become a radiant in his place. This is not for comic relief.

-Tonally jarring Dalinar/Taravangian doomed yaoi backstory arc that takes up 8 chapters

-Shallan is going to attempt to sacrifice herself and make Radiant the only remaining personality in the heat of battle bc Radiant is more capable, but by some quirk of her magic this will fail and make Radiant a completely separate human person.

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I’m halfway through Golden Son and don’t get me wrong I love this series but Darrows utter shock at the worst human being you’ve ever met betraying him not once but multiple times is so fucking funny. These people are the pitch smeared depths of humanity manifest and he’s gonna win them over with the power of friendship. God bless.

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Huge fan of how “he killed and ate 20 people” doesn’t even crack the top 5 reasons for why everyone else in Darrow’s hype squad keeps telling him not to trust the jackal

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I’m halfway through Golden Son and don’t get me wrong I love this series but Darrows utter shock at the worst human being you’ve ever met betraying him not once but multiple times is so fucking funny. These people are the pitch smeared depths of humanity manifest and he’s gonna win them over with the power of friendship. God bless.

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I went down a waluigi and wario rabbit hole and it’s lead to some of the wildest pieces of internet literature I’ve ever read

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There’s like 100 named characters in the first Red Rising book and every single one of them can be sorted into one of two catagories