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I think I just wet the bed from laughing
This is basically how my coming out went
Brb I’m learning this.
I love haim
who is she? does she have a contract? she got bars
“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
I’ve got this…
“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“
“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.
Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.
He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.
Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”
Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.
“My Lord?”
“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”
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i found it im crying
At a School reunion like
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Me:
I was curious as to exactly how Barbie’s face has changed across the 56-year span she’s been around.
Personally, I think the molds they used from 1987-1995 are the cutest, but then I was still a little girl playing with Barbies at that time, so I may be a bit biased.
dermatologists hate her
the 1979 though
Okay, not usually something I would reblog, but 1959 barbie is having exactly none of your shit and I’m kinda here for that.
Also, just so you know, your boyfriend hit on 1966 Barbie. His body is buried in the swamp.
Yeah and im pretty sure 1980 barbie is actually possesed with a demon.
It was the 80′s darling, we all had demons.
Forget that, I want the 1983 Frankenstein Barbie!
Oh my god! I didn’t even see that.
1967 barbie woke up
1967 totally looks self aware. Like she’s just discovered that she’s actually a doll.
Every time this post rolls by on my dash the commentary just gets better and better. I love it.
When I was in middle school, I did a social Studies project on the history of Barbie and the social impact she had on girls and women. I read a book called Forever Barbie, and I realize looking back that it was probably a little too over a 12-year-old’s head, but I remember it being one of the most interesting books I read for research. It talked about Barbie’s origin as being inspired by a lewd joke doll manufactured in Germany (I think) whose sole purpose was for drunk men to lift up her skirt and peek at her plastic parts. It talked about how the development for Ken was stymied because they couldn’t give him a package, but had to put something there so his clothes would lay right – leading to his painted on BVDs…and a slew of phallic props, including a baseball bat, a fishing pole, and his first car – a Hot Rod, naturally.
It also talked about how the shift from side-eye Barbie to looking-at-you Barbie was significant. Averted eye contact meant she was passive: conceived as a fashion doll, she was mostly supposed to be a prop. If you notice the shift of her gaze from the side to straight-on comes in the 1970s, which given the political and social climate of women’s rights at the time, is no mere coincidence. Sure there was still a fixation on fashion and the unrealistic proportions endured, but then Barbie also went to space and became president, so there’s that, too.
I also notice she didn’t really start smiling untli 1976 and for the most part they haven’t gone back. I’m not sure what it means, but it’s interesting.
i just want to know what happened in her life from 1976 to make her so damn happy