I’m Evil To My Core 😈

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[cafesandwednesdayys]

Promoting my AO3 because… I Want To

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[cafesandwednesdayys]

updated a fic for the first time in three years let’s hope people read it

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

Listen, if Toph had went off on her own for a while in Ba Sing Se there is no way she wouldn't vibe with Zuko.

"Welcome to Pao's Family tea shop, I'm Li, waddaya want?"

"Chaos."

"Understandable. Sadly, that's not on the menu. Would you settle for a cup of Jasmine tea?"

"Sure."

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

Jet, bursting into the tea shop: THOSE TWO ARE FIRE BENDERS! Toph, interrupting Zuko who is about go attack this mouth wheat boy: And where’s your proof? Jet, suspiciously: I saw the old man with a hot cup of tea right after he complained that it was cold? Toph, about to cause some chaos: Then clearly, you need your eyes checked. Toph, gesturing to Iroh: This man is a Water Bender.

[smolfrogi]

THIS MAN IS A WATERBENDER

[tiredalexanderr]

wait i wanna add to this - so toph can tell when people lie, right? so she can probably feel zuko's heart racing when jet accuses them of being firebenders. also, she would've met iroh by this point

so im imagining she's like "okay. 2 firebenders. in a shop in the earth kingdom. but the old man is nice and wants better things for his nephew so honestly this checks out. yeah im gonna meddle"

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

That is 100% the thought process

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Jet tries to argue that he heated his tea again.

“I know a waterbender and she can turn water into ice, who says they can’t make liquids hotter too?”

Jet has no argument.

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

He doesn’t have an argument cuz he knows the Water Bender Toph knows and has FELT her turn water to ice

Terror fills his body as he realizes that if Toph, who knows Katara, is friends with Li, then KATARA must be friends with Li TOO.

Toph can feel his fear, and she is living for it

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

@ultranos

[counterpunches]

#i love the implication here that katara is the scariest thing jet knows @ultranos​

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Accurate conclusion to draw.

[cafesandwednesdayys]

I watched ISWM for the first time on stream with my friend yesterday and I died like ten times because I kept fixing it from the outside and jumping back in

[fictionalsownme]

The fact that Damien canonically carried us to bed because we were too drunk to stand lives rent free in my bisexual head aghshhshshnsls 🥲💞

THEY WERE UNIVERSITY-MATES, YOUR HONOR (ft. my self-insert DA to illustrate the concept 😌💞)

You saying that got me thinking that Damien is so bisexual coded idek how to explain it okay. Obviously the fact that the DA is all of us, aka any gender, aka all genders, makes him queer if you believe he has feelings for us (which like HOW COULD YOU NOT) but it doesn't even matter your gender okay... boy is yearning this hard in the 1920s as the MAYOR?? for his DISTRICT ATTORNEY?? Closeted behavior, I feel. Hehehe ANYWAY--

I'm making a Markiplier Ego Discord!! Idk how interested people are but I thought it'd be fun to try! For now, just let me know if you want to join a taglist for when it's ready (soon!!) and give me name suggestions (please ;;-;;)! 🥰

[rotating-pebbles]

who up missing him

[hadesisqueer]

Enough 'Lee from the tea shop' jokes in the fandom, I need more people considering 'Kuzon from school' jokes. Like the scenario is funny as hell. This kid shows up out of nowhere. Says he's from the colonies. Talks back to the teachers. He's super nice. The school bully tries to fight Kuzon and he effortlessly humiliates him. The school bully's girlfriend and a bunch of other girls like him and he doesn't even care. Kuzon then organizes an illegal party. He shows off some moves and teaches them how to dance. He dances with a very pretty girl they don't know. The school principal and some cops turn up to arrest him and bam, he's gone. All that in like, two days. I bet he became a legend in the school, so imagine if one day he sees one of the kids again and he's recognized and he's like 'Actually my name isn't Kuzon, I'm Avatar Aang 😄' and they're like 'damn Kuzon from the colonies is the Avatar?'

[audible-smiles]

honestly it is sort of charming to me that the ATLA fandom has been hung up on the same imaginary teenage love triangle for fifteen years...personally I feel like it is NOT my business if Katara and Aang want to get married too young and have like a million children. godspeed to them, or whatever. but Sokka and Suki should definitely absorb Zuko into whatever they've got going on, mostly because I think it would be hysterical for two non-benders who can pass for straight if they do not open their mouths to have a regular third who is the hereditary monarch of the fire magicians. can you imagine. there's just a king in your house sometimes, rummaging half-naked through your fridge for snacks and complaining about how people keep trying to have him assassinated, and you can't tell anyone about it. hilarious dynamic.

[umptious-bumptious]

"Oh that guy? That's just Lee. We met him at a tea shop. I guess he does sort of look like the Fire Lord now that you mention it."

[xuberfanx]

One thing I appreciate about Wicked: For Good is how important and savvy Chistery was.

In the No Place Like Home scene he kept the other monkeys from reacting.

When they were freed he was the one who confirmed it and then showed Elphaba where the other animals were imprisoned.

He led the monkeys when they teamed up with Fiyero in the woods.

He helped Fiyero rescue Elphaba from Munchkin land and Fiyero trusted him to get her to safety. I assume Chistery was the one that knew how to lead Elphaba to Kiamo Ko.

He delivered Fiyercrow's note to Elphaba and then he and Elphaba exchanged a look and a nod showing he was in on the plan.

He showed Glinda the bottle and gave her a look showing he knew who originally owned that bottle.

He helped Glinda secure power from Morrible.

Chistery has my vote for the new leader of Oz.

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[wizardnaturalist]

apect of the new superman I havent seen spoken about yet: how lex's misogyny is directly responsible for his downfall. he didnt believe that his blonde bimbo arm candy was capable of cogent thought, and so never bothered to restrict where she was allowed to take photos. she's just a silly woman, so it doesnt matter if shes talking selfies in his ops room full of his top secret documents and military plans. and!! even when she was caught sending all of her photos TO AN EMPLOYEE OF THE DAILY PLANET lex still didnt think anything more of it than that she was cheating on him! sending selfies to another man!!

[astro-can]

best part of the Superman movie was when Mr Terrific just soloed everyone at that camp while boss music was playing and Lois was watching with the most terrified expression ever like

[cafesandwednesdayys]

oh my fucking god

[sillyname30]

I started watching The Irrational season 2 yesterday and today I learn Curt Mega is in it. I love these coincidences. And I love to see the Glee cast pop up unexpectedly. I haven't reached his episode though.

[ivafakename]

Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[florina-fae]

[pizzopaps]

[nalooksthrough]

Nathaniel "Nate" Buxaplenty aka Remy's younger cousin! :)

I love when characters have obscure relatives and when I learnt about Nate I just had to draw him.

What do mean Remy has a younger relative who greets people with "ahoy ahoy", makes ship puns, has a writing team that writes said puns, gives names to each of the many dollar bills he is carrying around at all times, pays people to be his friend but then later decides fuck friendship, I want a pony???

Granted the only sources of information I have about him is from the wiki or a reel I saw on the actor's Instagram account. So I may have missed stuff. But I don't think anyone will care.

I like to think of Nate as Remy's annoying baby cousin who he sometimes tolerates.

[cafesandwednesdayys]

in my head Nate ends up with Juandissimo as a fairy godparent

[stuckinapril]

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[stuckinapril]

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question