Gods Disapointment

My humor is just an evolved form of “RANDOM x3”

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Every single Blood On the Dance Floor song sounds like dahvie vanity masturbating to shitty EDM music.

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God prepped me for this

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I just love it when cis people try to tell trans people what being trans means?

like, ah yes, thank you enlightening me! i, a trans person, had no idea what being transgender meant despite being out for well over a year!! thank you SO MUCH for informing me!

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I’m not religious, but you cannot convince me that girls were NOT made by a divine being.

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DISCUSSION.

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Regardless of your opinion on teenagers trick or treating, don’t refuse them candy or call them out it’s really fucking mean.

don’t be THAT type of karen.

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Life is a lot like BDSM

Bottoms and subs have no rights.

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Suicide:

sad, kinda bums the mood, depressing.

Post birth abortion:

quirky, interesting, upsets the conservatives.

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All 80’s cartoon female characters look like lesbians

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Gloves are just hand condoms

think about it, medical gloves specifically protect yourself from getting infection or possibly spreading it in a medical setting.

and you can blow both of them up into silly balloons.