Dank Memes Daily

My name is James and I post random stuff that I find on the Internet. Some of it may be offensive but if it's funny I don't really care :) (Also ignore the daily bit, I'm lazy)

[poolboydivision]

found an old birthday card

[littlexfairytale]

please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

[caffeineisaddictive]

This will never not be funny.

[sleepyreyrey]

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

[rampyourvoice]

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you masturbate while high, is it weed whacking or high jacking?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Incognito mode on a browser should close the tabs after 5 minutes of inactivity, in case you die masturbating.

[caffeineisaddictive]

I'm black

I mean back, or do I? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[simsgonewrong]

my sims only friend is his kitchen counter.

[animation-s]

[caffeineisaddictive]

[notlindsay]

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

[thecommonchick]

Me 

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[timid]

ok but where is my summer romance 

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[divaneee-deactivated20160604]

Sunset at the Pyramids, Cairo

[geekpicturez]

This is just… Incredible

[jewsquats]

repeat after me: i can and i will. i may not get there right away. i may fail multiple or even hundreds of times. but i am going to pick myself back up and eventually get to the point i want to be at in my life.