the pharaoh

Sticks and stones won't break my bones and neither will words, love. I'm Cairo Jafari aka Mr Invincible aka king of the party scene, 21 year old student at Braxton Academy. Bradford Panthers represent! *This RP blog has no affiliation with zayn malK*

[taylorwilde]

guys do you ever just do a thing, so your hair does a thing too. 

[cairographics-blog-blog]

I feel you man, my hair is always doing things. It’s always looking so damn flawless

[cairographics-blog-blog]

You can't be dead, you're invincible!

You’re right about that, anon! It was a, uh, what’s it called again? A figure of speech, yeah? ‘Cause I’ve been away and that

[cairographics-blog-blog]

You still look like a 12 year old with a beard.

What a rude way to greet someone who just rose from the dead. 12 year olds don’t have beards, anon, but you tried!!

[daisyhammondd]

That’s assumin’ my powers decide to work, which normally they don’t. And great thanks, that makes me feel loads safer. I’ve always wanted a knight in a soppin’ wet scuba suit, or whatever they’ll make ye wear.

[cairographics-blog-blog]

You’re welcome, any time! So is this a yes, then?

[taylorwilde]

[TEXT] : Aww thank you Cai. You’re so nice.

[TEXT] : …. not sure. But I can’t just leave him to fend for himself, especially with his little paws

[cairographics-blog-blog]

[TEXT] : Just telling it like it is bro [TEXT] : true dat! its like animal cruelty or somethin!!

[cairographics-blog-blog]

favorite childhood cartoon?

Spongebob, always spongebob! I still watch it sometimes all the time!

[daisyhammondd]

Eem, about that…

I think I might get eaten or somethin’ if I went swimmin’ with sharks. Hate to break it to ye, but ye’re the indestructible one here, not me. 

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Oh come on, you can always teleport out of there if things get tough and I’ll use myself as bait. Besides, we’ll have those trained professionals with us, come on we won’t be in any real danger! I’ll keep you safe, promise!

[royal-h-deactivated20190412]

Cai, please. Do you really want to start this? I’m not in basketball and volleyball for nothing!

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Hell yeah, I do! You seem to forget I’m in wrestling and boxing!

[ringaroundthisrosie]

That’s not even a word, Cai! Which just further proves how big of an idiot you are! 

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Whatever, you still got what I meant anyway!

[daisyhammondd]

Wait, do ye want to go swimmin’ right now? Where are ye even thinkin’ of? It better not just be the pool, because that’s too borin’ for a proper adventure.

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Nope, I’m thinking maybe we go somewhere where we can swim with sharks, you in?

[cairographics-blog-blog]

[TEXT] I've found cat and I'm keeping him. and his name is Dog. And I don't know how to cat.

[TEXT] : you’ve got a cat…[TEXT] : named dog?[TEXT] : have i ever told you that you are legit the coolest person ever???[TEXT] : fuck idk how to cat either dont you just like pet them?? they don’t do anything anyway

[taylorwilde]

[TEXT]: Yes, his name is Dog. And no I don’t think so, but thank you very much. 

[TEXT] : He likes to jam on my head. He’s a hat-cat!

[cairographics-blog-blog]

[TEXT] : Do you realise how truly epic that is? Like people will expect dog to be an actual dog but then PLOT TWIST he’s actually a cat! mind blown! you’re about to fuck people up, Spence! [TEXT] : He’s cute is what he is! Are you allowed to keep him??

[cairographics-blog-blog]

[TEXT] I've found cat and I'm keeping him. and his name is Dog. And I don't know how to cat.

[TEXT] : you’ve got a cat...[TEXT] : named dog?[TEXT] : have i ever told you that you are legit the coolest person ever???[TEXT] : fuck idk how to cat either dont you just like pet them?? they don’t do anything anyway

[eight-nine-ren]

So long as you don’t teach them to jump off buildings and set themself on fire. Really Cai? Did you only pay attention to one thing in sex ed? Like freezing my eggs? You know?? 

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Honestly the only thing I listened to was the whole ‘sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener’ thing it was hilarious because i’m pretty sure Josh was eating a hotdog during class at the time so I think it’s safe to say by that point I stopped paying attention because I was laughing too hard. For future reference you should just say freezing your eggs :)

[daisyhammondd]

Tell ye what, if we ace this project we’ve been workin’ so hard on, I’ll teleport us somewhere fun so we can go on an adventure for the day. Maybe the woods? D’ye like hikin’, or should we keep it someplace urban?

[cairographics-blog-blog]

You lost me at ‘project’ but had me back at ‘adventure’ LET’S DO THIS DAISY. Do you know how to swim because I’ve got an even better idea!

[ringaroundthisrosie]

I’m not. You’re just an idiot. 

[cairographics-blog-blog]

My idioticness didn’t seem to stop you before.

[eight-nine-ren]

We can’t just give our baby to Daisy what kind of parents would that make us?? Why put all our responsibility on her? We should just freeze our zygotes and sell them for lots of money, that’s a thing, right?

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Daisy can be the one who disciplines and our kid will see us as the fun parents, we’ll still look after the kid, too! Problem solved. Uh, what’s a zygote?

[ringaroundthisrosie]

…

I’m gonna throw a chair at you the next time I see you. 

[cairographics-blog-blog]

Woah, I didn’t think you were into that sadomasokistic saedomasocistic sadomasochistic stuff, Rosie. I’m surprised. 

But whatever floats your boat!