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REN | BRADFORD | ADOMOPATHY real life copy cat at your service. anything you can do? I can do better. bummer, huh? more often than not you can find me doing flips and tumbles over at the gym. though i have known to indulge in the video game club whenever i'm feeling especially bad ass. *roleplay blog with no affiliation to alex steele

[eight-nine-ren]

Final words to each of your friends before you go?

Daisy: I love you so much and you’re the best wife I could ever have and I’ll try to text you and write you whenever I can. You know you can always teleport out here whenever you want (if you can!) Everytime I see a lamp I’ll think of you :(( i don’t know who i’m going to talk to while i’m there or who i’m going to have fun adventures with all the time (and BAKE WITH). no one will be there for me to get food whenever i want it. I already know I’m going to go through Daisy withdrawal. I have like 20 pictures of us on my phone already and I’m going to tell everyone what a great roommate you are and if anyone ever gives you problems just threaten them with me :D i’m going to miss you so much and ty better take good care of you and if anyone else doesn’t just tell me. i didn’t watch fightclub and nauroto for nothing! <33333333333333333t

Walt: Even if you have like 342 drawn up plans of murdering me (I’m still wary that you might) after I accidentally reveal your secret that’s okay because you did all my laundry and that’s v sweet. I’m sorry for killing you in that FMK and you still are at my #2 even after the janitor gave me a puppy (see look how sweet i am). i hope you don’t poison anybody or any puppies (YOU BETTER NOT POISON MY PUPPY) while i’m gone. I also hope you and Miles don’t graduate to “study husbands” because I want to be there. Also i expect to find your conditioner in my suitcase as a going away present. that is all.

Ty: I hope you take good care of Daisy while I’m gone because I don’t want her front flipping into other lamps the wall. As much as pain in the butt you’ve been over the past few years you maybe have grown on me, just a little (a little). We may not always get along but somehow it works??  I know you still can’t do a front flip to save your life and I don’t think you ever will be able too. I hope that you continue to address me as queen and goddess upon my arrival back home. I’ll make sure to send you some Cali sand or something when I mail Daisy stuff. IDK what you’d want from there. wtf why didn’t i ask you more about cali.

Lola: I’m sorry I have to leave you in Bradford with all this testosterone, but I know you can fend for yourself. Also sorry that I won’t be able to show off my new “moves” once in a while. Keep my yoga mat warm when I’m gone okay? But seriously I’ll miss having you around. If I see Landon I’ll make sure to keep him in check ;D

Josh: I’m still better than you at football and I hope you don’t do something stupid while I’m gone Party hard, bro?

Everyone else: Have fun #bradfordever (get it?)

I love you all ~

Much hugs don’t miss me too much <33

[toxikinetic-blog]

Hey, don’t take it personally. I’ve plotted everyone’s murders at one point of another.

I mean where do you think this collection of skeletons came from?

[eight-nine-ren]

I’m not sure if you should be openly admitting this? If you ever murder me I have physical evidence. I don’t know what to believe you look very cuddly with that skeleton. I’m screen capping all of this and it will be the first evidence police will get if I end up dead sometime or something. So don’t like, kill me in my sleep. Because I really do, need my sleep. Not all of us can wakeup with such flawless hair like you.

[tykasterly]

Yours is very unavailable with Dumbo and all. And Daisy needs a hug, like seriously. She’s not stopped crying. 

Perhaps we merge them, my queen?

[eight-nine-ren]

Like a cuddle Daisy chain? That works. Why didn’t I have you call me that earlier? It’s refreshing. Anyways, I suppose we can merge our kingdoms for the sake of Daisy :D

[tykasterly]

Olaf tho.

i’d never do anything like that to die-see. She’s my little buttercup. I gotta protect her. 

[eight-nine-ren]

So would you rather share her bed or? Because I have to go to bed soon and dumbo and I don’t want to lay here and listen to confess your undying love. 

[eight-nine-ren]

toxikinetic replied to your post:FMK: Walt, Ty, Lola

Wow Ren, wow. Killing your number two. //shakes head

I think I’m more concerned over the fact that you didn’t deny any of my accusations?? That’s normally what people do. “No Ren I haven’t plotted your murder.” “You have nothing to worry about Ren I haven’t already buried you a grave.” “Of course this cookie is poison free why would you ask such a silly question?” Getting the vibe? And I mean I don’t want to step on anyone’s *coughmilescough* feet. 

[tykasterly]

I guess. Not a big deal. It’ll be bigger and more luxurious than yours, if I want it to be, you know? Then again, I could just leave it there for you…. to deal with afterwards.

[eight-nine-ren]

Well Daisy would have to also have to deal with it afterwards, moreso than me. I suppose I can offer to share my bed, but Dumbo always gets number one cuddling priority. No if, ands, or buts.

[eight-nine-ren]

girlonfire-lola replied to your post:Except for Daisy, who among the Braxton students...

I’m going to miss you too. :( No one here has the ‘moves’ like you. Keep in touch okay?

It’s a gift and a curse...but mostly a gift. I’ll miss you too! I’ll try to keep in touch, but we’re only allowed to use our phones on Sundays. Maybe I’ll get into letter writing or something. That calligraphy shit looks pretty easy to copy.

[eight-nine-ren]

Do you have a crush on Walt?

…No, what would give you that idea? I would never like someone who would even think of poisoning a puppy.

[eight-nine-ren]

Except for Daisy, who among the Braxton students will you miss the most?

The only one I’d happily admit is Lola. Though I guess I’ll be nice and mention Walt, Ty, and Josh.

[eight-nine-ren]

I might have gotten the janitor to turn one of his dusters into a puppy so Daisy and I can cuddle a cute puppy and forget that i have to wake up early tomorrow and leave for the summer :(

[eight-nine-ren]

FMK: Walt, Ty, Lola

Fuck: Ty (because if I kill him Daisy will be very upset but if I marry him that means I have to share him with Daisy, and that’s already super exhausting.)Marry: Lola (no explanation needed)Kill: Walt (sometimes i think walt plots my murder and i’m pretty sure i can’t keep a secret forever so might as well kill him before he kills me.)

[tykasterly]

Goddess? I sleep only on beds, not floors, chairs, or mats, what’s your next order of business?

[eight-nine-ren]

Mmm, perfect. Can’t you just draw yourself a bed or something? These beds are tiny enough you’re going to make me share on my last night here? 

[tykasterly]

The day you’re leaving you decide to be nice to me and want me to treat you like my queen/goddess? Might as well, right?

[eight-nine-ren]

Hey, hey, hey, I’m leaving tomorrow at like 5am in the morning. You should address me as such until then. Sleep over if you must.

[eight-nine-ren]

hairy EVERYTHING or no eyebrows?

No eyebrows, I could just draw them on or something. Don’t quite fancy being a werewolf. 

[tykasterly]

really Ren?  like reeeeallly? no take-backs.

[eight-nine-ren]

Yes? Why would I ever get tired of hearing that? Might as well get my fill of it before I leave tomorrow.

[eight-nine-ren]

So, if you, like, sucked up my powers, could you teach me how to actually hit the target?

Not really? I can’t suck up people’s power, I can only copy people’s actions. I could watch someone really good at archery though and teach you? 

[tykasterly]

WHA… you heard of OMG? yes. i don’t believe in it. it’s: “oh my Vishnu”. besides, you’re QoS aka Queen of Sheba.

[eight-nine-ren]

Okay now I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about? I mean I’ll take you calling me queen or god though. That’s how you should always address me now.