)(-ELLO!!!

((Dependent RP blog for Savescumstuck's Feferi. 18+ Kink Centric, but open to sfw interactions too!!!

[calamaricondition]

Oh Fef~ I hear you're back in my neck of the woods~ What all has your royal self been getting up to lately. Anything "the aristocrats" worthy? ;p

Omg Roxy! )(iiii!!!!

)(onestly not)(ing TOO exciting! I've just been trying to enjoy myself )(owever I can.

)(ow about you?? Anyt)(ing neat going on in Lalonde La-land?

[totallygnude]

Well that won't do! You should come hang out at the lab, gill~ We can get up to all sorts of nautical nonsense~

...

Cause Yeah, I'm not doing anything either >3>

[calamaricondition]

38D omg i'd love to!!! it's been WAY too long since we've )(ung out!!!

do you need to get ready or s)(oald i pop strait over?

[totallygnude]

[RoxysPad.txt]

Coords sent~ Pop over whenever you get the chance~♡

I'm always ready~ Perks of having your wardrobe attached to you. ;3

[calamaricondition]

s)(ell yea)(!!! i'll be t)(ere in a sec babe!

It takes a few minutes for Feferi to get ready- Finding some clothes that still fit, finishing the food she'd been snacking on, taking a little while to pose in the mirror to ogle herself, all the usual stuff. Before long Roxy's transportalizer flashes, revealing the bubbly fuchsia standing atop it.

She looks the same as ever, really, but she still cuts an impressive figure. Eleven feet tall, as plump and curvy as you'd expect given her lifestyle, framed by a mass of hair just as big as the rest of her, and dressed in an outfit that'd be revealing even if she weren't too big for it.

As soon as the flash is gone from her eyes, she starts looking around. It's been a hot minute since she's been in Roxy's place.

[calamaricondition]

Oh Fef~ I hear you're back in my neck of the woods~ What all has your royal self been getting up to lately. Anything "the aristocrats" worthy? ;p

Omg Roxy! )(iiii!!!!

)(onestly not)(ing TOO exciting! I've just been trying to enjoy myself )(owever I can.

)(ow about you?? Anyt)(ing neat going on in Lalonde La-land?

[totallygnude]

Well that won't do! You should come hang out at the lab, gill~ We can get up to all sorts of nautical nonsense~

...

Cause Yeah, I'm not doing anything either >3>

[calamaricondition]

38D omg i'd love to!!! it's been WAY too long since we've )(ung out!!!

do you need to get ready or s)(oald i pop strait over?

[calamaricondition]

Oh Fef~ I hear you're back in my neck of the woods~ What all has your royal self been getting up to lately. Anything "the aristocrats" worthy? ;p

Omg Roxy! )(iiii!!!!

)(onestly not)(ing TOO exciting! I've just been trying to enjoy myself )(owever I can.

)(ow about you?? Anyt)(ing neat going on in Lalonde La-land?

[calamaricondition]

:33 ✂ 9’3 as always!

)(ell yea)(, perfect )(eig)(t for my favorite cat!!!

[calamaricondition]

Feferi lets out a soft laugh at that, pushing her face a little further in as she pets. On top of being adorable, the vibration of Nepeta’s purr felt pretty nice. She was like a massage chair that could also sit on your face, which is a criminally rare feature for most appliances.

“I’m glad!!! I’ve been the same, mostly.” She lifts Nepeta up as best she can without stopping the pets. Although she’s more than strong enough, her friend’s ass is too big for bridal style to be feasible, so she just hooks her arms under Nepeta’s and carries her like a small animal. “Lots of work this week, but it’s nice to be home again.” She plops down on a couch, situating her slightly smaller friend in her lap.

[arsenic-curvature]

She continues to purr and vibrate as Feferi kept up the petting. Letting her body go limp as she was lifted by the larger troll much like a normal cat would.

“:33 aww~ thats lame :33 jobs are the worst :33 you should go live in the wild like me!”

She curled up as comfortably as a cat girl with a massive ass could in the fuschia girls lap. Deciding to take the chance to return the favor she grabbed a handful of fat fish titty and began groping it.

“:33 mrrrrrr~ plus itd mean we can do this more often”

[calamaricondition]

Feferi makes a sound somewhere between a moan and a sigh at Nepeta’s touch, leaning into her hand while also moving to do the same. Feferi’s hand slides down Nepeta’s back, kneading at the mountain of soft flesh that was her ass. Her other hand stayed on her head, gently scritching right behind Nepeta’s ear.

“Maybe.” The idea certainly has appeal. She isn’t very outdoorsy when it comes to dry land, but it’s hard to deny the appeal of having a huge fucking cat ass on hand. “But I also like my job, even if it’s a bit rough sometimes.” She smiles, showing Nepeta every one of her pearly fangs. “Besides, the benefits are preeetty nice~”

[calamaricondition]

)(---Ey! You'r---E m---E!! (ask-canon-noncanon-trolls)

I am!!! And you’re M–E!!!

[ask-canon-noncanon-trolls]

W)(at kind of m-E ar-E you?

[calamaricondition]

)(ard to say! I )(aven’t totally figured out all t)(e ways I’m different from ot)(er Feferis, but I t)(ink I’m mostly average.

Ot)(er t)(an )(ow tall I am and t)(e fact I’m not a prude 38P

[ask-canon-noncanon-trolls]

W)(ale, so long as you ar–Ent as stuck up as w–E w–Er–E, you’ll b–E set! 

And…yeah, tall is an und–Erstat–Em–Ent.

[calamaricondition]

I don’t t)(ink I’m t)(at stuck up, so )(opefully not!

And t)(anks! I’ve been )(earing that a bit today, but it’s nice! )(ow tall are you if it’s okay to ask?

[ask-canon-noncanon-trolls]

U)(, maybe… 5′10? On a good day?

[She smiled a little awkwardly, holding her hands out and shrugging.]

[calamaricondition]

On a good day? Does it vary a lot?

[ask-canon-noncanon-trolls]

W)(al–E… no, Im just short. Som–E days I just stand a littl–E bit straig)(ter.

[calamaricondition]

O)(, fair enoug)(! Posture is a )(uge part of )(eig)(t and stuff so t)(at makes sense.

I don’t t)(ink I’d call 5′10 ‘s)(ort’ t)(oug)(. I mean, it’s s)(ort by my standards, but I feel like t)(at’s pretty average ot)(erwise!

[calamaricondition]

I'm late, but 6' even.

M)(m! Just like I t)(oug)(t! Still snack sized 38p

[calamaricondition]

‘Hell yeah, pants suck. And s)(ore! I’ll wait a minute first.’

True to her word, it isn’t until a minute later that Kanaya is suddenly appearified to Feferi’s hive. The room she finds herself in seems like a pretty standard living block, with a few exceptions. First, there’s the pair of strange machines taking up one wall of the room, one of which she’s standing on. Second is the furniture, which is all just a little larger than normal. Finally, there’s Feferi, who is a lot larger than normal.

This entire encounter may have started with them comparing heights, but that wasn’t really enough to prepare for just how tall Feferi is. Even with the slight boost of height, Kanaya only barely reached her waist, leaving her more or less eye level with Feferi’s ass.

A fact made particularly clear by the fact she has, of course, gone without pants. Then again, it’d be surprising if there were pants that could fit her to begin with. Even if she were a normal height, her hips extend further than her shoulders, with thighs and a butt to match. If you wanted to, you could probably use it as a shelf. Her chest isn’t far behind, but is thankfully somewhat hidden by her shirt.

Not by much with how thin the fabric is, but it’s something.

Feferi gives Kanaya a bright, toothy grin, pulling her into a hug so fast she barely actually has time to take in her appearance. “Hello! It’s nice to meet you Kanaya!!!”

[glorifiedamanuensis]

calamaricondition‌:

Just my )(ive! I could also go to yours if you’d prefer, but I didn’t want to assume.

Well My Hive Is Just On Alternia In The Middle Of The Desert

Im Living In Sort Of A Shitty Apartment Right Now So Yeah Your Hive Sounds Great

[calamaricondition]

Alrig)(t, just tell me w)(en you’re ready!!! I’ll be able to bring you over reel fast.

[glorifiedamanuensis]

calamaricondition‌:

Yea)( t)(at makes sense )(onestly. )(umans are just sort of like t)(at I t)(ink!

And s)(ell yea)(! I’m off of work for t)(e next few days, so I s)(ould be free anytime! Just give t)(e word and I’ll bring you over.

Well Thats At Least One Stereotype That Ive Heard Supposedly Holds Up

Im Working But Theyre Standard Hours So Im Free In The Evening

Where Exactly Will You Be Bringing Me Though

[calamaricondition]

Just my )(ive! I could also go to yours if you’d prefer, but I didn’t want to assume.

[glorifiedamanuensis]

calamaricondition‌:

S)(it, maybe you’ve already met )(er t)(en! Rare or not, s)(e’s t)(e sort of person w)(o usually travels a lot, so t)(at wouldn’t be surprising.

Also, w)(at sort of significant do you mean?

Well Humans Are Rare Because Generally Their Species Tends Not To Leave The Home Planet So When You See One Theyre Usually Super Rich Either Through Criminal Activities Or Some Sort Of Space Program

Generally They Sort Of Have A Reputation For Being The Catalysts Of A Lot Of 

…

Events

[calamaricondition]

Yea)( t)(at makes sense )(onestly. )(umans are just sort of like t)(at I t)(ink!

And s)(ell yea)(! I’m off of work for t)(e next few days, so I s)(ould be free anytime! Just give t)(e word and I’ll bring you over.

[calamaricondition]

:33 ✂ 9’3 as always!

)(ell yea)(, perfect )(eig)(t for my favorite cat!!!

[calamaricondition]

Feferi lets out a soft laugh at that, pushing her face a little further in as she pets. On top of being adorable, the vibration of Nepeta’s purr felt pretty nice. She was like a massage chair that could also sit on your face, which is a criminally rare feature for most appliances.

“I’m glad!!! I’ve been the same, mostly.” She lifts Nepeta up as best she can without stopping the pets. Although she’s more than strong enough, her friend’s ass is too big for bridal style to be feasible, so she just hooks her arms under Nepeta’s and carries her like a small animal. “Lots of work this week, but it’s nice to be home again.” She plops down on a couch, situating her slightly smaller friend in her lap.

[glorifiedamanuensis]

calamaricondition‌:

Jade’s a )(uman! T)(ey’re t)(ese reelly small mammal t)(ings.

W)(ale, small by my standards, but eit)(er way t)(ey’re reelly cute!!! Jade especially.

Oh I Know What A Human Is

Those Are Just Sort Of Really Rare Out Here

Generally You Dont See Them Unless Something Significant Is Happening Nearby

[calamaricondition]

S)(it, maybe you’ve already met )(er t)(en! Rare or not, s)(e’s t)(e sort of person w)(o usually travels a lot, so t)(at wouldn’t be surprising.

Also, w)(at sort of significant do you mean?

[calamaricondition]

:33 ✂ 9’3 as always!

)(ell yea)(, perfect )(eig)(t for my favorite cat!!!

[arsenic-curvature]

:33 and its a furry good height furom my purrsoective too

;33 a meowvelous view~

[calamaricondition]

W)(ale )(ey, feel free to stop by if you want a closer look! I’m more or less free for all of tonig)(t~

[arsenic-curvature]

:33 you dont have to tell me twice!

Nepeta immediately got to her transportilizer and punched in the coordinates for her fishy friend, popping over to her house for an enjoyable time.

:33 hewwo?

[calamaricondition]

Almost immediately, Nepeta’s being pulled into a soft hug, Feferi’s face nuzzling the top of her head, and Nepeta’s own face buried in her friend’s chest. “Hello!” She pulls away, getting right to business and reaching up to pet Nepeta. Her long nails make Feferi great at running fingers through hair.

“How’s my favorite cat been~?”

[glorifiedamanuensis]

calamaricondition‌:

W)(ale, I’m one of t)(e ‘main people’ t)(at you see a lot across paradox space. From w)(at I’ve seen, most timelines )(ave at least one of me, and most of t)(ose are friends wit)( a Kanaya!

It’s not un)(eard of for t)(e trolls in our group to not know eac)(ot)(er, it’s just sorta rare. W)(o knows, maybe you’ll run into t)(e Feferi from your timeline down t)(e line! Jade too, but t)(at’s a bit less likely since s)(e isn’t a troll.

Huh

Well You Seem Really Nice So I Dont See Why We Wouldnt Get Along

Oh Shes Not A Troll

What Is She Then

[calamaricondition]

Jade’s a )(uman! T)(ey’re t)(ese reelly small mammal t)(ings.

W)(ale, small by my standards, but eit)(er way t)(ey’re reelly cute!!! Jade especially.

[calamaricondition]

biggestcuttlefish replied to your post: Scissors! (13"2’

I can say t)(e same t)(ing too, glub! 38P

Pfft, t)(at fugures. At least t)(at means t)(e url fits, rig)(t?

[biggestcuttlefish]

Pretty much! T)(oug)( I did meet one Feferi w)(o was several )(UNDR-ED feet tall! 380

[calamaricondition]

38o )(ow does t)(at even )(appen? Did our lusus rub off on )(er??

[biggestcuttlefish]

Apparently t)(ats just )(ow Tyrian bloods work in )(er tideline. T)(ey get bigger as t)(ey age, wit)( t)(e Condense outsizing gas giants. And apparently t)(ey don’t eely need to eat anymore eit)(er!

[calamaricondition]

)(u)(! T)(at’s )(ow our timeline works too. I don’t t)(ink we get t)(at big, but still!

I don’t like t)(e sound of not )(aving to eat t)(oug)(. T)(at sounds like it’d suck 38(

[glorifiedamanuensis]

calamaricondition‌:

Not reelly? If anyt)(ing t)(ey’re up t)(ere wit)( Vriskas and Jades. I just don’t )(ave a particularly )(ig)( amount in my own circles!

Actually )(ey, )(ave you met a Feferi before? T)(e way you complimented my name eels like it’s t)(e first time you’ve )(eard it.

Huh

Interesting To Know That Vriska Is Among The Higher Occurring Duplicates I Wonder What Causes That Sort Of Thing

No Should I Have

?

Youre The First Feferi Ive Come Across

Come To Mention It Im Not Sure Who Jade Is Either

[calamaricondition]

W)(ale, I’m one of t)(e ‘main people’ t)(at you see a lot across paradox space. From w)(at I’ve seen, most timelines )(ave at least one of me, and most of t)(ose are friends wit)( a Kanaya!

It’s not un)(eard of for t)(e trolls in our group to not know eac)(ot)(er, it’s just sorta rare. W)(o knows, maybe you’ll run into t)(e Feferi from your timeline down t)(e line! Jade too, but t)(at’s a bit less likely since s)(e isn’t a troll.

[calamaricondition]

biggestcuttlefish replied to your post: Scissors! (13"2’

I can say t)(e same t)(ing too, glub! 38P

Pfft, t)(at fugures. At least t)(at means t)(e url fits, rig)(t?

[biggestcuttlefish]

Pretty much! T)(oug)( I did meet one Feferi w)(o was several )(UNDR-ED feet tall! 380

[calamaricondition]

38o )(ow does t)(at even )(appen? Did our lusus rub off on )(er??