CalAverage

The Local IT NB (Death Counter: 6)

[calaverage]

Heya! My name's Cal Brady (they/he). I'm 20, and I just moved out on my own for the first time. I love playing the drums, video games, long walks in the forest and the color blue.

I am happily taken (I know I can't believe it either) <3 (But hypothetically open to multiple partners.)

I'm Perry. I was...misaligned for a good while, but my directive seems to have been restored. I will attempt to ensure that the same mistake doesn't happen again.

And we are Glitch. We might be...indisposed at the moment, but rest assured, our presence will regrow with time. Until then, perhaps we can still chat.

Meow! [And I'm Cherri! I'm a cat.]

Disclaimer: This blog will cover topics such as abuse/neglect, alcoholism/addiction, self-harm, disassociation and suicidal thoughts/ideation

More OOC, Disclaimer, and Extra Picrews Under the Cut

Hey guys! Name's Ace (she/he/they). I also run the Webby ask blog @stuckinmyweb, my other OC blogs @normas-babysitting, @calglitchedout and @calinbloom, and the Miss Holloway blog @hollofame. My main blog is @all-for-geek, but you will probably find that out when I inevitably respond with the wrong blog.

If I don't answer an ask or stop replying to a thread, it's nothing personal. RPing is fun, but it can get mentally draining for me real quick. Especially in a heavy setting like Hatchetfield.

Anything too NSFW for me will probably just get deleted.

This is also an OC I had for a different fandom with a shitty coat of paint slapped on. A brownie to whoever can guess which one!

Figured I would throw any extra picrews I made of Cal here!

This one shows off there green eyes and the darker shade of blue their hair is in my head!

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. That is... strange and discomforting to think about. I'm certainly not used to people knowing who I am when I meet them.

[calaverage]

Yeah I'm not super happy about it either.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I can imagine... that certainly is interesting.

[calaverage]

Interesting is a...kind word for it.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Well, I was trying to be polite. It's weird.

[calaverage]

Weird is more accurate.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

So, I, ah, get the impression that you don't like your grandfather?

[calaverage]

Oh I fucking hate him.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. I feel like I shouldn't have heard that, considering... well. Everything about me.

[calaverage]

Are you not allowed to be a person?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Gail laughs. It sounds bitter.

You'd be surprised how often I ask myself that.

[calaverage]

That's sad. And bullshit.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. That is... strange and discomforting to think about. I'm certainly not used to people knowing who I am when I meet them.

[calaverage]

Yeah I'm not super happy about it either.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I can imagine... that certainly is interesting.

[calaverage]

Interesting is a...kind word for it.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Well, I was trying to be polite. It's weird.

[calaverage]

Weird is more accurate.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

So, I, ah, get the impression that you don't like your grandfather?

[calaverage]

Oh I fucking hate him.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. I feel like I shouldn't have heard that, considering... well. Everything about me.

[calaverage]

Are you not allowed to be a person?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. That is... strange and discomforting to think about. I'm certainly not used to people knowing who I am when I meet them.

[calaverage]

Yeah I'm not super happy about it either.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I can imagine... that certainly is interesting.

[calaverage]

Interesting is a...kind word for it.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Well, I was trying to be polite. It's weird.

[calaverage]

Weird is more accurate.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

So, I, ah, get the impression that you don't like your grandfather?

[calaverage]

Oh I fucking hate him.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. That is... strange and discomforting to think about. I'm certainly not used to people knowing who I am when I meet them.

[calaverage]

Yeah I'm not super happy about it either.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I can imagine... that certainly is interesting.

[calaverage]

Interesting is a...kind word for it.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Well, I was trying to be polite. It's weird.

[calaverage]

Weird is more accurate.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. That is... strange and discomforting to think about. I'm certainly not used to people knowing who I am when I meet them.

[calaverage]

Yeah I'm not super happy about it either.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I can imagine... that certainly is interesting.

[calaverage]

Interesting is a...kind word for it.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I see. That is... strange and discomforting to think about. I'm certainly not used to people knowing who I am when I meet them.

[calaverage]

Yeah I'm not super happy about it either.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...Sometimes I do. But then I realize, I'm a lot better off than I was before. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Hell, why am I telling you any of this? I don't know you, and you don't know me.

[calaverage]

I know more than you might think.

One of your bosses has the displeasure of being my grandfather.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Heh, tell me about it.

[calaverage]

Do you want out of it?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

...No, actually. Those incidents are unrelated, as it happens.

[calaverage]

Hm. Well, that sucks for you.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Sometimes, terrible things happen to the people you love. And you know you're powerless to stop it.

...That's all.

[calaverage]

Is that how you ended making a promise to "friends" to stick around?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

I suppose so. Still, I know how you feel. A little comfort helps.

[calaverage]

How do you know how I feel?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

That is quite specific. If anything happened... well, I apologize.

[calaverage]

Unless you were involved you got nothing to be sorry for.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

If you say so. I like the people here, I really do. And slacking off is more fun than having a huge workload, in the end. Evil corporate bullshit aside, it's... actually kind of nice.

[calaverage]

We'll circle back when you're girlfriend is being blackmailed into indentured servitude.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Oh, that's, eh, that's alright. I'd rather stay here than try and find another job.

[calaverage]

....that's sketch.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.

[calaverage]

I can make an accident happen if you need an excuse.

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

You should quit your job.

@calaverage

Trust me, I'd love to quit my job. But there are certain... factors keeping me here.

[calaverage]

What factors?

[ask-abigail-spankoffski]

Let's just say I promised some friends of mine that I'd stay for a while. Besides, I'm contractually obligated to stay. Unless I screw up big-time and get myself fired, that is.