The Evolutionary Weapon

“Theoretical speaking on a scale from one to ten. How mad would you be if I dug up my own grave?”

"Incredibly mad…"

“And can I ask why is that?”

"Because it’s disrespectful."

To whom?

“Theoretical speaking on a scale from one to ten. How mad would you be if I dug up my own grave?”

"Incredibly mad…"

“And can I ask why is that?”

"Because it’s disrespectful."

“Theoretical speaking on a scale from one to ten. How mad would you be if I dug up my own grave?”

"Incredibly mad…"

“And can I ask why is that?”

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“And? ” Caleb yawned,“ get to the point.Unless you'll here to lecture me about honour, if you are I'll suggest you leave and stop wasting my time.”@wingsofvalor

roleplay-rescue

Send a ✗ and my muse will react to being called a monster.

"And you’re twenty years too green if you think a simple passage of time justifies what you just said to you’re own sister, Caleb Grant Swain. Quinn is with us now. Not the Demacian military and not the Noxian military. We don’t have the luxury of time anymore to drag our feet and avoid each other. Not with what is looming far in the near future."

#Caleb give no F #grand-general-of-noxus

"I'm justifying nothing! I simply just don't enough in me to give a rat's ass about this 'Family'. Future what future,I'm supposed to be dead, 3 feet under ground and I would be contempt with it staying that way.But I guess fate has different sense of humour I had have to get my corpse dug up and ship to Zuan to enact their ambitions. I"m tired of being product of some other people ambition and greed. I've lost enough of my mind and sanity already and I couldn't care less if this family burns to ground. I don't care what happens to this world or Noxus for a matter of fact.I"m here biding my time that perhaps I'll return to the ground like how it should have been." Caleb spat," so no I not going to sit have a chat with you about my feelings. You have you legacy and power, so don't let greed get to you and think for a moment you can have me back!"

"Quinn LEE Swain and Caleb GRANT Swain!

You two WILL stand down immediately or I will personally separate you two WITH FORCE!”

caleb-the-cursed-knight and wingsofvalor

"I don’t think you have the right, considering all that you’ve done"

"Sit down, Caleb." He commanded, pulling up his chair at the head of the table. "The last thing we need is to fight amongst ourselves."

#newart #Caleb give no F

"Quinn LEE Swain and Caleb GRANT Swain!

You two WILL stand down immediately or I will personally separate you two WITH FORCE!”

caleb-the-cursed-knight and wingsofvalor

#grand-general-of-noxus #Caleb give no F

"I don't think you have the right, considering all that you've done"

trickywalrus

//What I’m taking away from the Lore changes and what not is that they’re doing it so they can make Runeterra into a place to tell stories. It feels like they’re removing a lot with the IoW and Summoners and everything, but that all is going to get replaced and re-explained. But why are they fighting then? And how is this still a League of Legends? Well, they’re fighting because this is a game. These characters are the Legends of Runeterra that we’re going to learn about in the new world. How I’m reading it, they’ll be doing regular things with the Lore so you can know what’s going on with your favourite. These characters are still Legends, and it’s just us in our separate world taking their likeness and shoving them into a fight to see who is stronger.

#This #ooc #lore change

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"You know you should just give me the bird. He is worse than a badly cook turkey when it’s with you."

"You slap like a peasant girl" Caleb stated as he jerk his head back.

The archer balled up her fists not wanting to scream at Caleb and make a scene. She glared at him and spoke in a low, harsh voice. “And you are the worst brother in history.”

"I'm dead remeber you think I care if i'm good or not" Caleb responded with amused tone.

#Caleb give no F

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"You know you should just give me the bird. He is worse than a badly cook turkey when it’s with you."

"He is perfectly fine with me." she snaps at him. "Where is your bird anyways? Did you kill it?"

Caleb paused for a moment and gave Quinn a rather menacing glance, before he respond,” Maybe maybe not. You have any more to say Jarvan’s whore?”

"Excuse me?" she practically shrieked. "How dare you make accusations without knowing anything." Her voice was cold and sharp with anger.

Caleb titled his head as he gave a somewhat amused look.”Oh really, you sound awfully defensive about it? I guess the prince have really poor taste, tell me how much does he pay you get to get on your knees. Or perhaps you do it for free when he ask nicely and give you a warm smile. Your disgrace to the family actually never mind I forgot our family is some piss poor farmer living on the countryside. They must be so proud right now, their daughter sucking the crown prince” Caleb respond with rather calm tone.

Quinn shouldn’t have done it but she was so angry she couldn’t stop herself. She walked over to Caleb and slapped him across the face. She was so annoyed with his untrue comments that she snapped at him. “How dare you talk about the Prince like that you traitor. You say all these things when you have no clue what’s going on inside Demacia.” She was irked that he would say such things in front of her. “How dare you talk about our family like you don’t give a damn about them anymore. You’re a disgrace to the family!” she rose her voice in rage.

#wingsofvalor #Caleb give no F #...so sorry #I've lost control #this isn't going to go well #This prompt was a bad idea

"You slap like a peasant girl" Caleb stated as he jerk his head back.

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"…Great another hunk of useless metal. Tell me child how much do you think your sell at an scrap metal factory."

ask-the-dragon-child

"Never seen such pathetic and defeated in my life, while now I have" Caleb mused as he ignored the death threats coming from the metal dragon, "Anyway since you obviously like to be insulted so much, how about 2 cent dragon rust bucket that can’t protect anything, A bit long but it has a nice ring to it." Caleb mused as he began to reach something in his back.

D’Artagnan changed back to his human form, storming up to Caleb and grabbing his collar. “what did you just say?” anger and venom came from his voice. “what did you just say about me failing to protect? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM?!” D’Artagnan shoved him back.

#ask-the-dragon-child #Caleb give no F #I apologies for my muse action #I can't control him

Caleb smiled as he took a step back, unfazed by the sudden burst of anger. "You mad child. I can smell the failure from you. What you lost someone or perhaps it's more. I wonder what could have happened, nah It's not like I care for trash" Caleb replied as a twisted smile grew on his face.

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"You know you should just give me the bird. He is worse than a badly cook turkey when it’s with you."

"He is perfectly fine with me." she snaps at him. "Where is your bird anyways? Did you kill it?"

Caleb paused for a moment and gave Quinn a rather menacing glance, before he respond,” Maybe maybe not. You have any more to say Jarvan’s whore?”

"Excuse me?" she practically shrieked. "How dare you make accusations without knowing anything." Her voice was cold and sharp with anger.

#wingsofvalor #Caleb give no F

Caleb titled his head as he gave a somewhat amused look."Oh really, you sound awfully defensive about it? I guess the prince have really poor taste, tell me how much does he pay you get to get on your knees. Or perhaps you do it for free when he ask nicely and give you a warm smile. Your disgrace to the family actually never mind I forgot our family is some piss poor farmer living on the countryside. They must be so proud right now, their daughter sucking the crown prince" Caleb respond with rather calm tone

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"…Great another hunk of useless metal. Tell me child how much do you think your sell at an scrap metal factory."

ask-the-dragon-child

Caleb look at burnt meat with an almost amused look. “Great not even good as an portable barbecue. Really what are dragon now good for or are you half dragon, nah doesn’t matter all their same.” Caleb said as he threw away the sausage, “Anymore pointless threat you unpure pathetic creature.”

"That one I’m used to…" D’Artagnan shrugged, sitting on his haunches. "As for your life coming to an end… it could come faster if you keep insulting me."

#ask-the-dragon-child #Caleb give no F

"Never seen such pathetic and defeated in my life, while now I have" Caleb mused as he ignored the death threats coming from the metal dragon, "Anyway since you obviously like to be insulted so much, how about 2 cent dragon rust bucket that can't protect anything, A bit long but it has a nice ring to it." Caleb mused as he began to reach something in his back.

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"…Great another hunk of useless metal. Tell me child how much do you think your sell at an scrap metal factory."

ask-the-dragon-child

Casualy roasting sasuage in the flame.

the fire turns blue and burns the meat in seconds, “now this time do it with your head…”

Caleb look at burnt meat with an almost amused look. "Great not even good as an portable barbecue. Really what are dragon now good for or are you half dragon, nah doesn't matter all their same." Caleb said as he threw away the sausage, "Anymore pointless threat you unpure pathetic creature."

#Caleb give no F

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"You know you should just give me the bird. He is worse than a badly cook turkey when it’s with you."

"He is perfectly fine with me." she snaps at him. "Where is your bird anyways? Did you kill it?"

#wingsofvalor #...urghh #now that was just rude #she you sister dude #Caleb give no F

Caleb paused for a moment and gave Quinn a rather menacing glance, before he respond," Maybe maybe not. You have any more to say Jarvan's whore?"

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"…Great another hunk of useless metal. Tell me child how much do you think your sell at an scrap metal factory."

ask-the-dragon-child

"Considering I’m more flesh under here than metal, not much more than… a few hundred thousand gold. this steel is highly adaptable. let me demonstrate…"