Sah, dude 🤙🏼

Palm trees, Hollywood, Animal Style™ fries- California has it all. You know the stereotypes. The sun is our god and the ocean is our shrine. That white guy with dreads wearing a Red Hot Chili Peppers shirt singing La Bamba outside of a Taco Shop at 3:00 AM is our Jesus.

[toskarin]

you gotta hand it to bloodborne for letting you immediately get dripped out as hell. I love to walk around scary street with my spooky boots on

[parkchanwoohoo]

Getting into an argument with my partner because I said they should eat my body if I die before them in a survival situation and they refuse to entertain the notion. "I'm not saying you should kill me, I'm saying if you outlive me you should eat me," I say. "NO," they respond.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[californiaproblems]

Take me home 💙

[californiaproblems]

When you're making avocado toast but your lime tree is empty and el chupacabra wants his sacrifice

[californiaproblems]

Fuck New York