sexy slytherin

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, and you are a FOURTH YEAR student at HOGWARTS. This is pretty exciting, given that you are SORT OF OBSESSED WITH SCIENCE.

[caligulasslytherin]

to whom it may concern...

this is really awkward but i accidentally have your blog. you used a mail.com email when signing up and idk if you know this, it deletes your account if you’re inactive for a while. so to make a long story short, i’m in the same boat and trying recovering an old blog and, well here i am, with the wrong one. it’s embarrassing i’m genuinely so sorry.

anyway if you want it back i’m more than happy to oblige. you can umm reach my discord wizers#7595​ or send a dm i guess. if you have no interest in this blog or if i never hear from you then i’ll just... keep it where it is and delete the email or whatever. pinky promise i haven’t done anything to it or deleted anything, i’m too awkward for that.

posted nov/12/21

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[amberandgreenareashittycomb-blog]

actually yeah I can see where  okay dumb pun aside no I understand I had a hard time with that one too like do you need help at all or… 

[caligulasslytherin]

no

helps not necessary

im just gettin fuckin FRUSTRATED ovver dealin wwith it

i might end up just quittin for noww an comin back to it later

[amberandgreenareashittycomb-blog]

seriously five times woooooooooooooooow heh no just kidding I mean you could say the same to me and transfig what potion are you having trouble with 

[caligulasslytherin]

herbicide

i just cant fuckin seem to get the hang a makin it

[caligulasslytherin]

wwhat if i nevver had to deal wwith potions again

im pretty fuckin sure this is the fifth time ivve fuckin messed up this single fuckin one

[wrockitout]

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“CEDRIC” BY THE MOANING MYRTLES

[juanosses]

[caprette-is-no-longer-active]

[flaxenshard]

“No I mean…” You take a second to collect your thoughts. “Most trolls get shipped off to Slytherin or Ravenclaw. We’ve been raised in a culture that tries to breed those kind of traits. Normal trolls are selfish and hard and clever and use others for the gain of themselves, their quadrants, and anyone who’s still useful to them. Friend is the same word as enemy in Alternian, or has our society already been so integrated with the Humans’ that we’ve forgotten that much.”

You pause to see if he’s understanding. “The fact of it is, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor trolls are just not very common. And look at those of us who are put there - me, Psii, Pimpnaya - we’re not good for our species. We’re too easily taken advantage of. Too easily used and fooled. Played. Most trolls go to Slytherin, that’s a fact, and it says something about the state of our species.”

[caligulasslytherin]

"An' wwhat, you think you can fuckin' change any a' that by bargin' in on Strider's problems? By fuckin' FORCIN' him to open up? I KNOWW our species mostly fuckin' Slytherin or Ravvenclaww, I'm not stupid, but you're not goin' to change the core a' someone's bein' by forcin' yourself into their life. If you're tryin' to showw a troll the fuckin' Hufflepuff wway or wwhatevver then you'vve got to just fuckin' BE there an wwait for them to trust you enough to fuckin talk."

You're talking with your hands again, flailing them about between the two of you as you speak. "An' not all a' trolls are like that." You say, lowering your voice once more. "I only got put in Slytherin cause I borrowwed one a' my old friend's 'lucky dice' on that evvenin an then told the sortin' hat I wwanted to be here. Wwho fuckin' knowws wwhat I'd be in, otherwwise."

[speaking-in-forked-tongues]

I would do anything for my friends, which is how I think everyone in the world feels, which makes me finally understand war. 

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[caligulasslytherin]

My interpretation of Houses

Hufflepuffs: Kill them with kindness

Ravenclaws: Kill them with knowledge

Gryffindors: Kill them with courage

Slytherins: Ehh, whatever works

[caligulasslytherin]

Hufflepuffs: Hugs, not drugs

Ravenclaws: Knowledge is my drug

Gryffindors: I can make plenty of insane decisions without drugs

Slytherins: I AM DRUGS

[oneslytherinbitch]

[speaking-in-forked-tongues]

[caligulasslytherin]

rude

twwilight wwas a fuckin glorious story

i mean yeah they got wwerewwolvves an rainboww drinkers all wwrong

but twwilight itself is a fuckin GREAT lovve story

[flaxenshard]

Sighing, you look back up at him. "No you're right, I know you're right. It has nothing to do with houses or anything - in just weird."

[caligulasslytherin]

"You say it's got nothin' to do wwith houses, but if wwe wwere all about fuckin' friendship an' bein' nice to each other, then Strider an' I wwouldn't havve landed in Slytherin."

[vanity-not-love-deactivated2018]

[flaxenshard]

For a moment you look like you’re going to scream something at him, but your lips tighten and you look away, shoulders hunched. You know he’s right.

[caligulasslytherin]

You continue stare at him, just watching as he looks away. "I didn't mean to fuckin' lecture you, Kar, cause I knoww you mean wwell." Your gaze softens, and you feel like you should be offering your hand for him to hold just to make sure you're on good terms. "But right noww you're dealin' wwith a Slytherin, an' most a' us are fuckin' stubborn an' independent. None a' that fuckin' 'family' shit that I assume probably happen around your house."

[speaking-in-forked-tongues]