cali

“won’t you let an innocent woman be?”

[caliscomettt]

“lookin’ at you got me thinkin’ nonsense…

hii!! im cali, im a fem lesbian and a writer. 🤍

i am a minor!! if you are not comfortable with that, tell me and i will respect your boundaries.

this is my new account so i dont have any masterlists or oneshots currently and im still figuring out tumblr so bare with me!! i will update soon once i have some requests in, and i will ONLY be writing about sabrina carpenter and billie eilish.

i will also fix this intro up soon. that’s all for now <3

favs: @agentbils @st0nerlesb0 @bilsbunni @eilishslut @redhickeys @peytonneilish

…cartwheels in my stomach when you walk in.”

[caliscomettt]

caliii hope you’re okay sweetheart!!

i am okay!!! :) i just dont use tumblr much anymore 💔. also i love ur theme so much daniela is my bias 🥹🥹. i think im gonna retheme to dani soon too.

[nocturnalvampyr]

HI RYNN IM YAPPING, HOW ARE YOUU??

౨ৎ- HII CALII, YIPPIE. IM OKAYYY, HOW ARE YOUUU?

[caliscomettt]

IM GOOD I GET TO SEE MY WIFE TODAY YAYAYAY.

[redhickeys]

literally just dyed blue chunky highlights and redyed my pink peekaboo oh em gee?? i literally feel like a unicorn right now 🦄🦄

[caliscomettt]

THIS IS SO COOL.

[nocturnalvampyr]

HIII IDK IF I SENT AN ASK ALREADY TODAY BUT YES, HOW ARE YOUU RYNN??

౨ৎ- hiii cali, i just saw this😭 buttt im okayy

how r uuu??

[caliscomettt]

im okayy!! what have u done today? ive done absolutely nothing. 😭

[nocturnalvampyr]

i cut my hair😼 and slept. not much bit its somethinggg.

[caliscomettt]

U CUT UR HAIR?? WOAHHH. DID U JUST TRIM IT OR DID U CUT IT INTO A NEW STYLE?

[nocturnalvampyr]

NEW STYLEEE i got an undercut:P. prolly look weird but idc

[caliscomettt]

SORRY, I FELL ASLEEP HELP. BUT UNDERCUTS ARE SO COOL. I BET IT LOOKS GOOD.

[nocturnalvampyr]

HIII IDK IF I SENT AN ASK ALREADY TODAY BUT YES, HOW ARE YOUU RYNN??

౨ৎ- hiii cali, i just saw this😭 buttt im okayy

how r uuu??

[caliscomettt]

im okayy!! what have u done today? ive done absolutely nothing. 😭

[nocturnalvampyr]

i cut my hair😼 and slept. not much bit its somethinggg.

[caliscomettt]

U CUT UR HAIR?? WOAHHH. DID U JUST TRIM IT OR DID U CUT IT INTO A NEW STYLE?

[nocturnalvampyr]

HIII IDK IF I SENT AN ASK ALREADY TODAY BUT YES, HOW ARE YOUU RYNN??

౨ৎ- hiii cali, i just saw this😭 buttt im okayy

how r uuu??

[caliscomettt]

im okayy!! what have u done today? ive done absolutely nothing. 😭

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

that’s so realll i’m just getting ready for volleyball rn 😭😭 other than that ive been pretty bored too 💔 i need to go to the beach or something

[caliscomettt]

SAME OMG I NEED THE BEACH RN. ALSO HAVE FUN AT VOLLEYBALL U WILL COOK UP TRUST.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

LETS GO TO THE BEACH ASAP

AND THANKS QUEEEN let’s hope i cook and not get cooked…

[caliscomettt]

YES BEACH TRIP IS NEEDED

u WILL cook, u will not get cooked. 🙏

believe in urself queen, dont let anyone dim ur sparkle.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

HAHAHA THANK YOU CALIII 😭😭🫶

[caliscomettt]

OFC 🫶 LMK HOW VOLLEYBALL WAS.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

IT WAS GOODDD i have a headache but it’s alright 🫠 did you ever find something to do??

[caliscomettt]

i did not i fear…

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

oh… well rest in peace then 💔

[caliscomettt]

pray for me plan the funeral. (invite billie and sabrina.)

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

yes ma’am 😔 you will be missed dearly

[caliscomettt]

can u magically heal me when they get to the funeral queen.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

that’s so realll i’m just getting ready for volleyball rn 😭😭 other than that ive been pretty bored too 💔 i need to go to the beach or something

[caliscomettt]

SAME OMG I NEED THE BEACH RN. ALSO HAVE FUN AT VOLLEYBALL U WILL COOK UP TRUST.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

LETS GO TO THE BEACH ASAP

AND THANKS QUEEEN let’s hope i cook and not get cooked…

[caliscomettt]

YES BEACH TRIP IS NEEDED

u WILL cook, u will not get cooked. 🙏

believe in urself queen, dont let anyone dim ur sparkle.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

HAHAHA THANK YOU CALIII 😭😭🫶

[caliscomettt]

OFC 🫶 LMK HOW VOLLEYBALL WAS.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

IT WAS GOODDD i have a headache but it’s alright 🫠 did you ever find something to do??

[caliscomettt]

i did not i fear…

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

oh… well rest in peace then 💔

[caliscomettt]

pray for me plan the funeral. (invite billie and sabrina.)

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

that’s so realll i’m just getting ready for volleyball rn 😭😭 other than that ive been pretty bored too 💔 i need to go to the beach or something

[caliscomettt]

SAME OMG I NEED THE BEACH RN. ALSO HAVE FUN AT VOLLEYBALL U WILL COOK UP TRUST.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

LETS GO TO THE BEACH ASAP

AND THANKS QUEEEN let’s hope i cook and not get cooked…

[caliscomettt]

YES BEACH TRIP IS NEEDED

u WILL cook, u will not get cooked. 🙏

believe in urself queen, dont let anyone dim ur sparkle.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

HAHAHA THANK YOU CALIII 😭😭🫶

[caliscomettt]

OFC 🫶 LMK HOW VOLLEYBALL WAS.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

IT WAS GOODDD i have a headache but it’s alright 🫠 did you ever find something to do??

[caliscomettt]

i did not i fear…

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

that’s so realll i’m just getting ready for volleyball rn 😭😭 other than that ive been pretty bored too 💔 i need to go to the beach or something

[caliscomettt]

SAME OMG I NEED THE BEACH RN. ALSO HAVE FUN AT VOLLEYBALL U WILL COOK UP TRUST.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

LETS GO TO THE BEACH ASAP

AND THANKS QUEEEN let’s hope i cook and not get cooked…

[caliscomettt]

YES BEACH TRIP IS NEEDED

u WILL cook, u will not get cooked. 🙏

believe in urself queen, dont let anyone dim ur sparkle.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

HAHAHA THANK YOU CALIII 😭😭🫶

[caliscomettt]

OFC 🫶 LMK HOW VOLLEYBALL WAS.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

that’s so realll i’m just getting ready for volleyball rn 😭😭 other than that ive been pretty bored too 💔 i need to go to the beach or something

[caliscomettt]

SAME OMG I NEED THE BEACH RN. ALSO HAVE FUN AT VOLLEYBALL U WILL COOK UP TRUST.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

LETS GO TO THE BEACH ASAP

AND THANKS QUEEEN let’s hope i cook and not get cooked…

[caliscomettt]

YES BEACH TRIP IS NEEDED

u WILL cook, u will not get cooked. 🙏

believe in urself queen, dont let anyone dim ur sparkle.

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

that’s so realll i’m just getting ready for volleyball rn 😭😭 other than that ive been pretty bored too 💔 i need to go to the beach or something

[caliscomettt]

SAME OMG I NEED THE BEACH RN. ALSO HAVE FUN AT VOLLEYBALL U WILL COOK UP TRUST.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[jayalaw]

I need good news. So tired

[manzadillaa-deactivated20260125]

hi xei!!!!

hi cali!! what’s up hunnn

[caliscomettt]

nothing im just so bored and trying to not be but IDK WHAT TO DO.. everything is boring lately. how about youu??

[shitbl0gger]

[caliscomettt]

since cali is officially wifed up… got any tips to share with the class?? (i’m struggling)

HIII, SO I FEAR I DO NOT HAVE ANY TIPS. BUT I CAN BE UR WING WOMAN IF UD LIKE. MY WING WOMAN WAYS HAVE WORKED OUT BEFORE TRUST.

[eilishslut]

THANK YOU QUEEN CALI

[caliscomettt]

OFC QUEEN ELLA.