Prompts & Memes

Writing prompts and memes for the writing communities! Reblog at your leisure; change pronouns, change dialogue to fit your character's mannerisms, and so on. Just have fun, blessed be! { Under construction! } { Managed by Luna! }

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❤️ Valentine’s Card Quotes (2) ❤️

{ 55 }  Pick-up lines / Valentine’s Day card quotes of all varieties!  Cheesy, cute, arrogant, and casual!  Change dialogue to fit your muse’s speech patterns or mannerisms, and have a blessed day! { PART 2 }

❝ Is it hot in here or is it just you? ❞ ❝ Where do you hide your wings? ❞ ❝ You are the reason men fall in love. ❞ ❝ If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. ❞ ❝ You don't need keys to drive me crazy. ❞ ❝ Can I hit you in the face... with my lips? ❞ ❝ Stop, drop, and roll, baby.  You are on fire. ❞ ❝ You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you. ❞ ❝ If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. ❞ ❝ I don't know you, but I think I love you already. ❞ ❝ Your hand looks heavy.  Let me hold it for you. ❞ ❝ You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! ❞ ❝ You look beautiful today, just like every other day. ❞ ❝ I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are. ❞ ❝ If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. ❞ ❝ Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ❞ ❝ You must be a ninja, you snuck right into my heart. ❞ ❝ You're single.  I'm single. Coincidence?  I think not. ❞ ❝ My lips are like skittles.  Wanna taste the rainbow? ❞ ❝ Guess what I’m wearing?  The smile you gave me! ❞ ❝ Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? ❞ ❝ Well, here I am.  What were your other two wishes? ❞ ❝ On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9.  I'm the 1 you need. ❞ ❝ Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? ❞ ❝ Hey baby, you've got something on your butt  - my eyes! ❞ ❝ I'm lost.  Can you tell me which road leads to your heart? ❞ ❝ There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. ❞ ❝ I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! ❞ ❝ Are you my phone charger?  Because without you, I'd die. ❞ ❝ You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. ❞ ❝ Your eyes are blue, like the ocean; and baby, I'm lost at sea. ❞ ❝ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? ❞ ❝ I just had to come talk with you.  Sweetness is my weakness. ❞ ❝ Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! ❞ ❝ Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. ❞ ❝ I have an "owie" on my lip.  Will you kiss it and make it better? ❞ ❝ You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. ❞ ❝ What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? ❞ ❝ They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number? ❞ ❝ Hello.  Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend / girlfriend? ❞ ❝ I tried my best to not feel anything for you.  Guess what?  I failed. ❞ ❝ I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. ❞ ❝ Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman.  I'll be your man. ❞ ❝ Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you. ❞ ❝ I'm sorry, I don't think we've met.  I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. ❞ ❝ Baby, you make palms sweaty, my knees weak, and my arms spaghetti. ❞ ❝ Are you the moon?  Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine. ❞ ❝ Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. ❞ ❝ Baby, you’re so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. ❞ ❝ A fall from the sky, a fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. ❞ ❝ You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body?  Not in my case. ❞ ❝ When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. ❞ ❝ If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever. ❞ ❝ You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother. ❞ ❝ If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand. ❞

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❤️ Valentine’s Card Quotes ❤️

{ 75 } Pick-up lines / Valentine’s Day card quotes of all varieties!  Cheesy, cute, arrogant, and casual!  Change dialogue to fit your muse’s speech patterns or mannerisms, and have a blessed day!

❝ Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! ❞ ❝ Did you sit in a pile of sugar?  'Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. ❞ ❝ Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. ❞ ❝ Do you have a Band-Aid?  Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. ❞ ❝ Do you know what my shirt is made of?  Girlfriend / Boyfriend material. ❞ ❝ If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. ❞ ❝ I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. ❞ ❝ Do you have a pencil?  ‘Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. ❞ ❝ Is your daddy a Baker?  Because you’ve got some nice buns!  ❞ ❝ I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. ❞ ❝ Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper! ❞ ❝ Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. ❞ ❝ I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? ❞ ❝ Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? ❞ ❝ I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. ❞ ❝ Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? ❞ ❝ Do you live in a corn field? ‘Cause I’m stalking you. ❞ ❝ Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. ❞ ❝ You look cold.  Want to use me as a blanket? ❞ ❝ Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. ❞ ❝ Do I know you?  'Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend / boyfriend. ❞ ❝ I seem to have lost my phone number.  Can I have yours? ❞ ❝ Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? ❞ ❝ I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ❞ ❝ Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? ❞ ❝ Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? ❞ ❝ Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? ❞ ❝ Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. ❞ ❝ You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. ❞ ❝ Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! ❞ ❝ Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want s'more. ❞ ❝ Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling! ❞ ❝ Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. ❞ ❝ You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. ❞ ❝ Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already. ❞ ❝ Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate. ❞ ❝ Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid?  Because green eggs and… damn! ❞ ❝ If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? ❞ ❝ Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. ❞ ❝ If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda.  Because you make me feel all bubbly inside! ❞ ❝ You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast! ❞ ❝ I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is! ❞ ❝ There’s only one thing I want to change about you, your last name. ❞  ❝ I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the entire galaxy was standing right next to me. ❞ ❝ I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ ❝ There is something wrong with my cell phone.  It doesn’t have your number in it. ❞ ❝ Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! ❞ ❝ Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.  MY JAW! ❞ ❝ If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. ❞ ❝ You must be a very important textbook passage, because you are the highlight of my day. ❞ ❝ Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM! ❞ ❝ You wanna know what’s beautiful?  Read the first word again. ❞ ❝ Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine? ❞ ❝ I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down. ❞  ❝ Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. ❞ ❝ I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. ❞ ❝ Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? ❞  ❝ No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. ❞ ❝ Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. ❞  ❝ Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? ❞ ❝ If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ❞ ❝ How was heaven when you left it? ❞ ❝ Did you fart?  'Cause you blew me away. ❞ ❝ There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. ❞ ❝ Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ❞ ❝ I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat. ❞ ❝ If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would be empty. ❞  ❝ Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? ❞ ❝ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ❞ ❝ Do you remember me?  [No.]  Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams. ❞ ❝ Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, were you talking to me?  No?  Well then, please start. ❞ ❝ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U’ and 'I’ together. ❞ ❝ What time do you have to be back in heaven? ❞ ❝ Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine. ❞