Calling Rocky Beach

Crime shows of all kinds. General shitposting and fanart. She/her. 26. Queer. Ger/Eng. Feel free to talk to me whenever!

[grickle14]

Green thumbs.

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[daughterofhecata]

me rn

[stadt-wien]

Gott hasst den seelenbefreienden Hedonismus, im Sommer nackt zu schlafen. Deshalb hat er Gelsen erschaffen, die einem in den Arsch stechen.

[stadt-wien]

Oder noch schlimmer: der Fußrücken.

[targetedknowledge]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[saintsideways]

Yet more unreasonable employment standards in the UK

[comrademugsy]

blatant alivism and it’s disgusting.

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[littledragonkana]

Komischer Kuchen

[deutsche-bahn]

Neue Laternen für unser Hauptzelt. Gewürzgurken und Butterbrotpapier regeln

[deutsche-bahn]

Bei Tageslicht:

[deutsche-bahn]

You asked and you shall receive:

How To: Gurkenglaslaternen

Weil es Spaß macht, Dinge selber zu machen.

[deutsche-bahn]

Neue Laternen für unser Hauptzelt. Gewürzgurken und Butterbrotpapier regeln

[deutsche-bahn]

Bei Tageslicht:

[deutsche-bahn]

You asked and you shall receive:

How To: Gurkenglaslaternen

Weil es Spaß macht, Dinge selber zu machen.

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[lightbulb-warning]

many such foolish cases :)

[coe-olivier]

FINALLY! First page of my little comic with Frankienius and Magnus Carpus done in full color! Yaayy Hope you enjoy and look forward to next pages in the future :DD

CLOSE UPS:

[germancrimezine]

55 Anmeldungen und über 100 Ideen haben wir erhalten! W O W! Wir werden uns zügig, aber gewissenhaft durch diesen Aktenberg arbeiten und uns voraussichtlich Anfang August per Mail bei euch melden.