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Yeast makes bread rise by filling it with fungus farts.

Dead people receive more flowers because regret is stronger than gratitude.

Humans wander around the earth and poke holes in it to suck out stuff we consume. That’s what ticks do.

Death is the proof that we can procrastinate our way out of problems

It must be terrifying to be a slice of bread ripped away from your loaf family by a giant and placed in a cage that squeezes you while you burn alive

Confidence is not absence of insecurities but acceptance of insecurities.

We have reached the point where the total absence of critical thinking is accepted as critical thinking by about half of the population.

dog breeding is an animal trafficking/prostitution ring.

being held accountable may feel like an attack if you’re not ready to acknowledge how your poor decisions impact others.

my neighbor Heather’s meaty dirty stinky feet!

Your belly button is your old mouth

The absolute best way to protect your identity is to have horrible credit.

We are living out a movie where experts are constantly being ignored before a disaster happens.

It’s really sad that it’s become a light hearted acceptability to just waste your life away scrolling through social media nonsense for dopamine hits

And in the end, after this blatant & rank hypocrisy, only about 30 of these losers actually quit.

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