Callmelassie

Im 24, I like reading and learning about weird things. 90s kid, poke nerd, open minded. I'm eccentric and wouldn't have it any other way.

[callmelassie]

“Dude, you’re a prophet!!”

“I’m a profit? Nah, I’m a entrepreneur!!”

[abelmvada]

Have a safe and realistically happy new year!

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[twloha]

[paperback-mummy-blog]

I really love this and I know exactly why but I can’t explain it.

[in-thislight]

Because it’s just another indication that we, as Human Beings, are one.

[priestessamy]

It’s also just like… a very human thing to do, to measure everyone’s heights in a way that makes it so significant

[incendavery]

new problems

[incendavery]

[ID:

A four-panel diary comic featuring a purple crow.

Panel 1: The crow says, “Oh man…”

Panel 2: “I know what I’m talking to my therapist about next week,” the crow says.

End ID]

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano

[iamoutofideas]

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[guooey]

Love him... love mr. cool...

[oe6]

bulbasaur macarons from @maaco414

[femmenietzsche]

Those loony Christian signs listing all the types of sinners who will go to Hell (ABORTIONISTS SATANISTS GAMBLERS FORNICATORS) always make me feel bad because I know I’d fall under a lot more categories if I just got out more. It’s introvert shaming, that’s what it is.

[akumeoy]

horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy.

[mothmans-favorite-lamp]

what if we’re both fucked up and we look at each other?

[peachandpinwheel]

gay romance

[theocseason4]

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

[dotdotjuan-deactivated20260207]

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[kursou-deactivated20131023]

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

[animalcrossingmemes]

[peanutsfeelings]

“Snoopy, come home”, 1972.