A Jumpy Man and His Doll

((Semi-humanized Die rp account~! This description is super long. Feel free to scroll down.)) Your name is DIE. Well, sort of. "Die" is what you've gone by for many years, but because there is now another Die living in the mansion with you, you've gone back to being called Roddy, which is your old nickname. Despite popular belief, you do not know a thing the first about voodoo or speak French. While these are common traits among most Dies from various timelines, you are not like them in this respect. The "voodoo doll" that you carry around is merely a tool to help you direct your time travel and teleportation powers, as well as assisting you in psychically exerting your will upon others. So even though you can control people, it has nothing to do with voodoo. Sadly, this particular talent is extremely under-developed, and can only be used on other members of the Felt, and even then, it doesn't always work. Still, you can use your other powers on anyone without much difficulty. Of the members of the Felt, you like Stitch the best. Not just your Stitch (although you are quite, as the trolls would say, "pale" for him), but Stitches in general. You find them to be a lot like you in many ways-- not just your shared love for dolls, but also various other things that you can't explain. Stitch is not, however, the only member you're attracted to; in fact, you have very strong feelings for your timeline's Crowbar. You can't decide whether your feelings for him are red or black, so you just express them by obsessing over him in a quadrant-neutral fashion. He doesn't like this, but who cares? It's not like anything will come of it... Your number is 6, and you are ehhsomewhat uncomfortable ehhspeaking. ((If you're interested in the typing quirks that I use for the Felt, http://callmeroddy.tumblr.com/post/16955995375/felt-typing-quirks-for-future-reference is a quick guide to all of them!))

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Roddy, guess who made Spotted Dick~

…

You bite your lip and snicker

[callmeroddy-blog]

I was ehhreally excited at first, but then you had ehhto laugh! Can’t you act ehhlike a mature adult for once?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I-I really did make you some, I svear! But-I can’t-

You hand him the spotted dick and fall over laughing

[callmeroddy-blog]

*he rolls his eyes and walks away. What a moron… A lovable moron, but still…*

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

You make yourself calm down and tail after him

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ready to act ehhyour age for once?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Roddy, guess who made Spotted Dick~

…

You bite your lip and snicker

[callmeroddy-blog]

I was ehhreally excited at first, but then you had ehhto laugh! Can’t you act ehhlike a mature adult for once?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I-I really did make you some, I svear! But-I can’t-

You hand him the spotted dick and fall over laughing

[callmeroddy-blog]

*he rolls his eyes and walks away. What a moron... A lovable moron, but still...*

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Roddy, guess who made Spotted Dick~

…

You bite your lip and snicker

[callmeroddy-blog]

I was ehhreally excited at first, but then you had ehhto laugh! Can't you act ehhlike a mature adult for once?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Cuddle Roddy

/you “sneak” up on him before grabbing him up and nuzzling his neck

[callmeroddy-blog]

*he chuckles and twists around to face Af*

Hello ehhto you too~

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

How are you feeling today? /you kiss his cheek

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh, the ehhusual, really. Ehhwhat about you?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Nobody vould come vatch me wrestle bears. :c

[callmeroddy-blog]

Of course not! That’s ehhscary and dangerous!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

It’s fun! Oh, and I got you somezing. :3

[callmeroddy-blog]

Really? And ehhwhat would that be?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Cuddle Roddy

/you “sneak” up on him before grabbing him up and nuzzling his neck

[callmeroddy-blog]

*he chuckles and twists around to face Af*

Hello ehhto you too~

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

How are you feeling today? /you kiss his cheek

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh, the ehhusual, really. Ehhwhat about you?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Nobody vould come vatch me wrestle bears. :c

[callmeroddy-blog]

Of course not! That's ehhscary and dangerous!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Cuddle Roddy

/you “sneak” up on him before grabbing him up and nuzzling his neck

[callmeroddy-blog]

*he chuckles and twists around to face Af*

Hello ehhto you too~

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

How are you feeling today? /you kiss his cheek

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh, the ehhusual, really. Ehhwhat about you?

[callmeroddy-blog]

((RODDY I THOUGHT OF YOUR QUIRK THE OTHER DAY AND I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU AND I'M SORRY I LEFT THIS IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE FUCK <3))

((THIS MADE MY DAY. IT'S OKAY, LOVE!))

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Cuddle Roddy

/you “sneak” up on him before grabbing him up and nuzzling his neck

[callmeroddy-blog]

*he chuckles and twists around to face Af*

Hello ehhto you too~

[callmeroddy-blog]

I’ve ehhseen a lot of people arguing about whether ehhProspit or Derse dreamers are better.

I think I’ll ehhside with Prospit for obvious reasons.

[tr1ggerw4rning-blog]

pointS iS sittiN’ behinD mE aN’ whiniN’ abouT dersE beiN’ betteR.

prospitianS represenT!! heE heE.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh please, Points and all ehhthose other ehhDerse fools can kiss my arse.

[callmeroddy-blog]

I've ehhseen a lot of people arguing about whether ehhProspit or Derse dreamers are better.

I think I'll ehhside with Prospit for obvious reasons.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I should show you some day.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthat you should! It’ll be one ehhhell of a sight!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Maybe some ozer time. For now I have to get your dog items.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ah, right. I’ll just hold Faye until ehhyou get back.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I shall return soon.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Alright.

*he goes over and sits on the bed, absentmindedly petting Faye*

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I should show you some day.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthat you should! It’ll be one ehhhell of a sight!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Maybe some ozer time. For now I have to get your dog items.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ah, right. I'll just hold Faye until ehhyou get back.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I should show you some day.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthat you should! It'll be one ehhhell of a sight!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I’ll get special puppy food. I’ll probably grab a trainers book vhile I’m out, to.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthanks. You’re a real sweetheart, you ehhknow that?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Some people say zat…

You blush a little and smile sheepishly again

[callmeroddy-blog]

Obviously not enough people do if you’re ehhgetting all blushy about it!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Nah, I’m just more used to being ze scary bad guy.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Scary? A big softy like you? Ehhhardly.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Talk to your Crowbar, zen ve’ll talk.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh please. Ehhnothing he says is worth listening ehhto.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

If I’m in ze room, he CAN’T say anyzing. He’d be to terrified.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Interesting. It’s not ehhoften that he’s speechless…

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Oh, not just speechless. His knees quake, his lip quivers, his eyes go vide in terror. It’s quite amusing. :3

[callmeroddy-blog]

Now ehhthat's... odd. I've never ehhseen him that scared. Nervous, maybe, but ehhnot terrified.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I’ll get special puppy food. I’ll probably grab a trainers book vhile I’m out, to.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthanks. You’re a real sweetheart, you ehhknow that?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Some people say zat…

You blush a little and smile sheepishly again

[callmeroddy-blog]

Obviously not enough people do if you’re ehhgetting all blushy about it!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Nah, I’m just more used to being ze scary bad guy.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Scary? A big softy like you? Ehhhardly.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Talk to your Crowbar, zen ve’ll talk.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh please. Ehhnothing he says is worth listening ehhto.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

If I’m in ze room, he CAN’T say anyzing. He’d be to terrified.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Interesting. It's not ehhoften that he's speechless...

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I’ll get special puppy food. I’ll probably grab a trainers book vhile I’m out, to.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthanks. You’re a real sweetheart, you ehhknow that?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Some people say zat…

You blush a little and smile sheepishly again

[callmeroddy-blog]

Obviously not enough people do if you’re ehhgetting all blushy about it!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Nah, I’m just more used to being ze scary bad guy.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Scary? A big softy like you? Ehhhardly.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Talk to your Crowbar, zen ve’ll talk.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Oh please. Ehhnothing he says is worth listening ehhto.

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Af: Get Roddy a puppy

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

I’ll get special puppy food. I’ll probably grab a trainers book vhile I’m out, to.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Ehhthanks. You’re a real sweetheart, you ehhknow that?

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Some people say zat…

You blush a little and smile sheepishly again

[callmeroddy-blog]

Obviously not enough people do if you’re ehhgetting all blushy about it!

[coldbloodedhomicide-deactivated]

Nah, I’m just more used to being ze scary bad guy.

[callmeroddy-blog]

Scary? A big softy like you? Ehhhardly.