not quite human

Alister Ly, 25-year-old space creature. [email protected] {RP, NOT REAL}

[callthehearse]

every morning when I wake up I mutter “oh goddamnit, not again” to myself.

[animatedtext]

requested by local-dramatic-bastard

[catchymemes]

[weebmilfs]

you know what? maybe i will have a knife strapped to my thigh at all times

[weebmilfs]

stay strapped

[callthehearse]

I’m seconding this. purchasing knife to strap to my thigh now.

[ashstfu]

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

[1617]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[najd-social-club]

Things to keep private:

Everythingggggggggggg.

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

*Enters a bookstore*

me to myself: be calm

[isastrobitch]

when tumblr asks me if I want to enter a censored blog

[callthehearse]

good lord, anon. imagine just announcing to the world that you weren’t raised right.

[rabbitinthemeadow]

And a song for all those whose hearts yet wander and ache // Part 15

[callthehearse]

is a nap taken at 8:30 pm still a nap, or is it just interrupted sleep?

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[callthehearse]

hello world.

it’s very cold.

[smokingpeach]

Why did they call it a hearse and not a ghost-kart

[aestheticacadema]

“Lie to me” she whispered.

“I love you” he said.

[kivaliszn]

“Yall are weird” I said.

[stability]