I’M FEELING STABBY

🔪NURF’S BLOG TO SAY NURF THINGS!🔪

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HEY BITCHSTICKS

Someone out there cares about you

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You’re not a bad person for putting yourself first. Self care out of SPITE!

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The best way to settle an argument is with mutual understanding. Unless they’re a dickhead who won’t listen to you, in that case use your FISTS!!

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🧨 — the canon fact Nurf used to do ballet still lives rent free in my head

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what's better- arson or explosions?

personally i’m much more partial to fire because it spreads easily, & it’s not super fuckin loud. However-- why can’t we have both? Illegal fireworks don’t light themselves!

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there is no such thing as ‘too many knives’ & whoever says so is a liar and a hater and deserves to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!

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On a scale from 1 - 10, how stabby do you feel?

numbers do not quantify levels of stabbiness, it’s more of a feeling so- I’m always feeling stabby, all the time.

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HEY!

Promo me twerps! Or I’ll steal your lunch money!

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