I'm about that life.

Candace Alexis Roller. This is my blog. You're welcome

[worldgossipgirl]

happy Easter Upper East Siders🐰

[yoskrilldropithard-deactivated2]

I JUST REALIZED

????!???!?//

[ponies-n-things]

[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[missdoodlepants-deactivated2013]

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

[sex-aphone]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[net-slum]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[anthropo-scene]

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

you got poland lookin nice

Namibia workin it

Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

Haiti fuckin rockin it

Great Britain got damn

Switzerland hell yeah

and then

….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

[tempestpaige]

ive never been more proud to be an american tbh

[sobeitjayt]

When i ignore your texts for 3 hours because you ignored mine for 1

[meanplastic]

[fuks]

when the uber is lit

[thegenialginger]

The music…

[isnt]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOU MATTER. YES PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU. STOP. THIS IS INDISPUTABLE. 

[berdoechii]

me to an aries: no ur wrong the aries:

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

Wait Glenn!

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.