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Cande - Ampersand - Raine

[Raine squirmed slightly until Cande finished rambling off her ideas of revenge. She mulled over the suggestions. A few seemed a bit outlandish and extreme, others downright disturbing. She shook her head.] I don’t think that…some of those aren’t all that legal. I prefer not to get arrested. Or have anything I do seem petty. Anything involving animals is a big no. [She pressed her lips together, brow furrowing.] Okay, so the boxing sounds fun and like a great way to work out some aggression. And I could try the burning his things and mementos, like pictures and gifts and stuff. I think.

[Cande nodded along to her list of "not-willing-to-do's" and made the mental notes.] We should definitely do a ceremonial burning, Raine. It will make you feel so much better. [She smiled as if she was reminiscing another time when she did so.] I promise. Do you want to leave now? We have to be in costume.

And it's Friday again.

What’s wrong with being called a model? Well, he has mentioned a few weird photographers but he’s doing fine.

It just has that certain stigma to it and I am probably the exact opposite of what people think of as a model. Also they're expected to be stupid.

Yeah, there are a few weirdos, but there is a lighting guy, Gary, who's really cool. What do you do? Are you a student?

#chat: jason

And it's Friday again.

I feel you. Days that aren’t weekends sucks.

Yes, that’s my boyfriend. I think he has mentioned you, so you’re a model too? That’s awesome.

#ignore the text on the gif #chat: jason

I hate that I'm called a model eugh. But yeah, whatever. How's my newbie doing? Does he like it much yet?

Cande - Ampersand - Raine

[Raine scrunched up her face as she thought about why she needed cheering up and distractions. She was still so hurt that it made her angry and right now she preferred the anger to tears.] Yeah, there’s a guy. Or there was. My ex. When he so chooses, he takes the terms “heartbreaker” and “manwhore” to a whole new level. I really want to hit him. Hard. Multiple times. I could stab someone with a spoon. Push them into oncoming traffic or off of a subway platform. I would love to just go crazy with one of those foam bats. I’m kinda extremely bitter. [She sighed, looking down at her glass before taking another drink. She had the right to act out and lash out, didn’t she?] I hate feeling this way. Not saying yes ‘cause I’ll probably chicken out, but tell me more about your ideas of harmless havoc or whatever.

[She listened intently. A guy, of course that's why Raine was in a bad mood. Probably the only way Raine could ever be in a bad mood with her happy shiny smiles all the time. She scanned her brain for ways that they could release some anger and take revenge that wouldn't totally freak Raine the fuck out.] Okay we could go boxing, have a little "burning the guys stuff" ritual, prank call him over and over, shove a fish through his door and have it be really messy so it'd stink up the place, slash his tires, make him think he's living in a horror movie, put an ad on a billboard that has his face and says that he has genital herpes...

[Cande trailed on like this for some time, mentioning snakes and dead turtles, psychological torment and just bringing the douche general discomfort.]

And it's Friday again.

It’s awesome. This was the longest week ever.

I don’t think we’ve met. Hi, I’m Jason.

I pretty much hate all days that aren't weekends so thank gOD.

Yeah, I don't think we have actually. I'm Cande. You're dating Mo, right? I'm the scary lady who referred him to my job.

#chat: jason

And it's Friday again.

Isn’t it awesome?

#chat: jason #hi we havent talked before that needs to change

Thank god.

lovesme-notx

#face

Cande - Ampersand - Raine

[Raine took a sip of her water and shrugged.] No, it’s fine; it’s not like you left. [She let out a snort and a laugh.] As much as we’ve been drinking, I’m pretty sure we’re both highly flammable right now and being around an open flame would be a very bad idea. But the whole setting something or someone on fire does sound kind of appealing. [Raine stopped laughing and her eye’s widened; she was taken aback by the words she’d just said. She blinked a few times, cocking her head to the side, frowning for a second. It was probably a good idea that she had decided to cut herself off and starting drinking water.] That wasn’t funny, I’m sorry. I’m really drunk right now. Can we pretend I didn’t say that stuff about setting anything on fire? That would be awesome. I’m not a pyro, but I have a lot of unresolved anger in me right now so anything mean or wicked that I say should just be ignored because I don’t really mean it. It’s the anger and alcohol talking.

[She giggled, or at least, as close as Cande could physically get to giggling, when Raine got all weirded out by herself. She, herself had switched over to water as well a bit ago, and knew how Raine felt.] "No, man, it's okay to want to do something to get the anger and resentment out. And I'm not a pyro either." [She shrugged] "It was more of a rhetorical question really, but we can def reek some small, mostly harmless havoc to get the frustration out." [She smiled, an idea sparking in her eyes.]

"Is it a guy?" [She asked] "I mean, that you're all angry and whatnot about? Cause I have some specific ideas in mind and there are a few that you could probably do and not freak out too bad over."

Cande - Ampersand - Raine

[When Raine realized that Cande was nowhere near her, she turned around, jumping up to see over the tops of other peoples’ heads as she searched for her. After a minute or two, she finally spotted Cande attached at the lips to some guy. Raine sighed; a part of her wished that she could unabashedly make out with random strangers but she’d always ended feeling bad afterwards, like she’d just used someone with a blatant disregard for their feelings or for them as a person. As she started making her way off the dance floor and towards the bar, she felt someone tap her on the shoulder. She jolted and spun around to see the guy she had just danced with. He leaned down.]

"Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. Can I buy you a drink?"

[Raine shook her head.] “Oh, no thanks, I’m just getting water. Hydration.” [She smiled at him then continued on to the bar. It boosted her spirits a little but at the moment, she wasn’t in the mood to be flirty girl. She decided to take a breather and found a seat at the bar.]

[Cande and the unnamed makeout guy continued to do just that, all the while grinding against each other. Maybe, she thought, Raine may understand what she meant by "not always that classy." She believed that absolutely nothing is awkward unless you make it awkward. And since she doesn't plan to get the guy's number, or give him hers, she'd most likely never see him again in her life and there wasn't even the possibility of there being an option to make it awkward or not.

After awhile, Cande started to get a little bored with the guy. Turns out he wasn't the best kisser and was apparently very intent of pulling her buttcheeks apart far enough to fit a lamp in between. She started to slow it down, scooting away from the wall more and back into the crowd and to start to get mixed in. She pulled him back to the dance floor, quickly leaving him thereafter as she went to find where Raine had gone off to. Cande still had Raine's phone in her boob pocket, after all. She spotted her at the bar, and slid into a space next to her.]

"Hi, sorry I slipped away there. But how are you doing? Are you having fun? Do you want to light something small on fire?"

Guess who's going on a date tonight.

Okay then. Thanks, I guess. That’s really…sweet of you to offer to do that, and I will keep that in mind in case he does something that needs to be dealt with and punished in such a manner. I really hope I stay on your good side.

Don't worry, babe, I can't even think of anything that you could do that would get you on my bad side. But rest assured, no one wants to be there.

#chat: raine

Cande - Ampersand - Raine

[Raine raised an eyebrow wondering exactly what Cande meant by her classy comment but let it slide.] Oh, that won’t be happening. I prefer to leave with someone I came with whenever possible and I’m more than okay going home alone. But my phone is a major life line, so I’m gonna need to get it back at the end of the night. [She could lose herself in the crowd dancing around her, the music, and the alcohol. She glanced at Cande before turning her attention to the other club goers around her and began dancing with no one in particular.]

[They went on like this for a while, occasionally going back to get more drinks and yelling at one another so they could speak over the loud throbbing of the music. Cande was grinding with a particularly attractive man by her standards, occasionally losing Raine in the crowd.]

[Cande kept grinding with her guy, drunk on the many drinks of alcohol she'd had until finally she pulled him off to the edge of the dance floor, wherein they began making out.]

fupaparty

#this counts okay #face

Guess who's going on a date tonight.

His name is Justin Thorne. I don’t think he’s going to make me sad, he’s a good guy and we were friends anyway, but thanks. I think. I’m pretty sure he’s aiming for me to be happy or at least not miserable.

Well, you never know with some people. Just say the word and i will unleash an army of his worst fear upon him that will come unceasingly in multitudes for thousands of miles just to torture him.

#chat: raine

Guess who's going on a date tonight.

And not just a date, but a second date.