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[prncssguya]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY AND MOON KNIGHT FINALE TO OSCAR ISSAC ONLY. IT’S HIS DAY.

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[fembutchboygirl]

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

[yardsards]

remember when you could bid for ad space on mspaintadventures.com and people would pay to plaster the most ridiculous ads or self-promos on there? i think if tumblr did that they'd be rich

[isstinna]

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...

[queercutlureis]

I truly love how queer can mean "Eh I'm some flavour of Not-Cishet but I don't care to know the specifics beyond that" but also "I absolutely do know the specifics but we will be here all damn day if we get into it" and like. Everything in between. I think that's incredibly powerful of us tbh.

[incurablenecromantic]

I watched “cinnamon roll” bloom, wither, and pass away, and I watched “tol” and “smol” bloom, wither, and pass away, and if it please God so too shall I see the demise of “blorbo.”

[pencilscratchins]

they couldn’t have the sony peters meet matt because those old fruits would have lost control of themselves (twitter) [ID in alt]

[darth--nickels]

Tumblr is basically the flooded wwi shellhole we all come to huddle in. No one likes it but its better than standing in view of the snipers (twitter). Every once and a while someone gets a package from home and we all get a chunk of stale and slightly muddy sponge cake to nibble on.

[darth--nickels]

"You got a blorbo back home, Sarge? A meow-meow? A special little guy?"

"Yeah..." [removes tattered photo from breast pocket]

"That's nice. Really pathetic. Looks like a drowned kitten."

"Yeah."

"You'll see 'em again. Another network will pick up the show."

[they smoke in silence]

[stream]

Turning Red (2022) dir. Domee Shi

[marinermo]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"no bitches" meme but you're in a political debate compilation

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[wizardposting666]

[vibinwitch]

Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes

[metalsonicreblog]

Hands you this

[reallystupidplant]

[candiecards]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

imagine if you’re the parent of some super adorable tiny elementary school pony and she gets her cutie mark one day while listening to Insane Clown Posse on her horse ipad and u look and its a fucking hatchetman. and you realize your 10 year old child is destined to be a part of the dark carnival. 

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

imagine being The Virgin Mare-y and giving birth to Horse Jesus and then he gets a cutie mark when he’s a preteen and its a crucifix. and you’re like “should i be worried about this” 

[teaboot]

Loving this glimpse of your world

[candiecards]

Adrian Chase made the Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends post

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website