Been Caught Stealing

Handcuffed to a bunk, robbed blind Looked around and there was nobody else

[harblkun]

Are all man-spawn so…. sticky?

[barleytea]

valentines i am going to give out at katsu~! i’m not sure how…. find me and ask for one???? 

[captainvasto]

((Hey guys, can you help me out and reblog this if you're in the Fire Emblem RP community?))

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((Thanks, everyone!))

[candiescrushed]

"This ache in my stomache is almost as bad as when I robbed that roadside candy shop."

[nazanara-deactivated20140307]

candy addict dodl

[candiescrushed]

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         "Listen, you can follow me all you want, I'm not sharing the bonbons!" The thief isn't totally sure why people were suddenly following so closely beihind him, but having a brand new bag of candy was the prime candidate regardless of who it was. Everybody loves bonbons, right? Maybe not as much as Gaius himself but still, "You're really not getting any unless you've got something up for trade, so you can skedaddle otherwise. Sorry!"

[somethingcawful]

       Another day without a battle was starting to wear down on the Mage’s patience. It was boring- no blood nor gore, nothing. The crows at least gave him a sense of comfort and relief from this ever growing apathy. Honestly, the entire forest put him at ease- Having been raised there after being abandoned as a child. His guard was never usually down at times of war, but just for now in the safety of his crownado he could. He hardly even noticed the thief hiding in the shrubbery close to where he was.

        The new arrival scattered the animals, surprising Henry and snapping him out of his peace. “Eh? Chuckles? Haven’t heard that one in awhile, haha. But, hey Gaius! It wasn’t really an entrance, the crows just like me, you see. Nyahaha, guess you could say they’re pretty crowzy of me!” Laughter rang from his vocal chords in hollow mirth from his poor attempt at a pun. “You’re out collecting honey, right? Good luck with that; All I’ve been seeing wasps nest. I’d say we’d totally whack one down, but I’m not too fond of ouchies.” Another laugh followed his words, before taking a long stride to close the rest of the distance between them. Gaius was moving so unbearably slow, it was like he had two broken legs.

[candiescrushed]

         "No, I wouldn't say that, not at all," His face contorts at the pun, even for someone who gives silly nicknames to anybody he interacts with puns weren't  something lost on him in terms of enjoyment. His laughter didn't help his cause either, who laughs at their own jokes? "Yeah, or I was until you scared every bee from here to the capital back to their hive. This isn't something I do for the risk of being stung from here to kingdom come, Chuckles, I've learned to tell the difference between certain death and honey." Though the insinuation that he couldn't figure out the difference between a bee's nest and a wasp's hit a sour note with Gaius, he was more intrigued with why Henry was looking at wasps' nests.

         "Say, why're you snoopin' around for wasps nests? Planning on wreaking some havoc in camp? Or is it a gift for someone you fancy? You seem like the person to believe the best gift comes in the form of pain, whether it be cracking a tooth on a jaw breaker or having to pull gum out of your hair without the help of a blade." The examples probably made no sense to somebody with no first hand experience of the despair that various sweets can fetch you when handled the wrong way. There were a lot more examples that would make a lot more sense but, the first to come to mind were a lot easier that trying to figure out what kind of probably life endangering pain that this mage could relate to.

[candiescrushed]

         The day was a typical one for Gaius, no scheduled battle nor important meetings in the barracks left him free to spend his time as he wished. That wish being the same as most 'off' days, a time to collect his favorite syrupy substance in the forest. Or at least that was the usual routine, today it seemed he was fated for something else. A quest for honey is cut short by the gathering of crows in the distance, barely in the ginger's view, "Huh?" He couldn't figure out exactly why they were swarming to that particular location. The only object with any sort of glimmer was his sword which remained in it's sheath. Green optics study the sight carefully, slowly drawing aforementioned blade with the intention of pursuing whatever was bringing the birds. Gaius creeped slowly toward the swirling black mass only to find that there was something without feathers lurking in the center, "Wait― This seems familiar, It's the Plegian. Harold? Hans? No, Henry, I think..."  Arms lower to his side, guard following.

          His new approach was just as slow, but far more casual. The thief stops just short of the fair haired male's position. "Hey, Chuckles, how do you manage to make such an entrance? More importantly, what're you doing way out here? You don't look like the type to collect honey, unless you're just here for the stings." He didn't know much about Henry but he knew his laughter echoed threw camp as if Gangrel himself had been reincarnated in the mage's far past insane mirth, earning his nickname for their rare interactions.

[candiescrushed]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

         ”When I was a child I was told there was a couple of kids who found a gingerbread house filled with all kind of sweets. I’d love to find the house. I’d even take the sorceress who’s genius it took to create such a marvelous sight as my bride!”

          “I-I mean, nowhere in particular. You didn’t hear anything!”

[craneace]