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“Sir.. I was hella close to fighting you. I hope you know that.”
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puckinglandon·:
“I’m sorry…who are you? Kidding, kidding. You’ll get a front row seat after my family.”
“Sir.. I was hella close to fighting you. I hope you know that.”
puckinglandon·:
“Friendly reminder that I proposed a month ago and now I’m getting married and adopting a kid in two months. Thought everyone should remember that.”
“If I don’t get a good seat at the wedding and honorary auntie privileges, I’m gonna really beat your ass.”
wtfwillajade·:
You can go fuck off Candi.
Nah. It’s great to be able to tell you exactly what I think. What everyone’s thinking.
wtfwillajade·:
oh fuck off candi
Nah. I just think it’s going to be almost like a science experiment. Can little Willa last without Mommy and Daddy? Or one of her siblings coming to protect her? My bet is on no. But, then again... I don’t really think it’s even a fair bet. Per usual, you’ve still got someone to take the fall. Or is Shawny boy going to get tired of princess act when it’s just you two?
wtfwillajade·:
there is less then a month until i’m in new york and honestly, i feel like the summer has dragged on til this point. I’m so ready for this new chapter but also now really nervous.
Better make sure you really have your shit together. It’d be a shame to see you crash and burn.
victorsalazarxo·:
“I haven’t slept in three days but it was totally worth it. We finally have the script ready for a movie that is about to start production. I can’t wait. They are letting me voice a couple characters in it as well, so that is exciting. My voices are pretty good, not that I am bragging.”
“Are they actually good or do you just do the same tired five with slightly different tones and call it a day? Enlighten the world.”
kingtheoking·:
“You’re not even actually a freshie yet. I guess I could make an exception to my ‘no high schoolers’ rule though, just for you.”
“I’ll hold my own. Hell, it isn’t a party without Candi Harper. Keep that in your mind.”
kingtheoking·:
“Not sure I wanna get busted for inviting minors to parties.”
“You act like I’m some ickle freshie who can’t handle their booze.”
porterthedaisical·:
“It was better than letting the car jack rip them off. That would have truly hurt. From what I know about her, yes, she would have.”
“As someone who has never touched a car jack.. That sounds just about as scary as Coach Lynn. Oh- totally. She’s super intense.”
“Finals are coming which means everyone is losing their goddamn minds, and we have to get in some crazy parties before the semester officially ends and everyone goes home for the summer.”
“Crazy party? Count me in. I’m already over the damn school year. The seniors are getting sappy and it’s snoozeville.”
“The acrylic prom nails lasted all of two days before I ripped them off because you just can’t change a tire with those monster claws on. They were cute while they lasted though.”
“That sounds ungodly painful. If I weren’t in cheer I’d probably have a full set at all times but I don’t hate myself enough to even attempt it. Besides, Coach Lynn would probably rip them off one by one for me if I even thought about it.”
TEXT: CANDI
Landon: hmm... interesting. Maybe I'll have to drag Julien back there before I graduate.
Landon: Thanks, for real.
Candi: don't steal my spot smh
Candi: i'm proud of you puckerman
TEXT: CANDI
Landon: Julien wasn't going to suck my dick on the dance floor. As fun and entertaining as that would have been.
Landon: Yes, hello thank you.
Candi: you never know. i got banged behind the bleachers right before your set so -shrug emoji-
Candi: congrats though for real.
TEXT: CANDI
Landon: You didn't say hi to me at prom.
Landon: That was low.
Landon: Gotta say hi to your new king.
Candi: I didn't wanna interrupt any plans you had to get your dick sucked dude. I saw how blondie was looking at you
Candi: but hello, king
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tomstjames·:
“Aren’t you around my sister’s age?” He laughed. “I don’t know, putting some lights up and painting sounds joyful.”
“And?” Candi grinned. “Only if you have someone to help. That shit gets tedious alone.”
tomstjames·:
“Since spring break is coming up I was thinking of ways to spend my time. I’m thinking of going to the pool every day or working on my apartment.”
“I’m going to be at the pool so it’s either get to stare at me in a bikini, or work on a boring old apartment.”