Getting acquainted with a Lexacon
She caught my eye one fateful afternoon in Limsa Lominsa, a strikingly beautiful Miqo’te standing alone by the docks, her white hair gently swaying in the ocean breeze, looking ahead like in a dream. I couldn’t help myself but to walk up to her and ask her who she was, because in a crowded place like Limsa someone of her beauty sticking out is someone I really need to know.
I approached her slowly and in a calm, controlled voice, I yelped, “Hiiii I’m Candle so nice to meet you! You come here often!” and I bit my lip in embarrassment. She turned to me and let out a simple “hi”. I asked for her name and was met with a slow and unaware “Lexa”, blissfully unaware of her surroundings. I was....smitten, to say the least. She was wearing a red tube top and baseball hat and baggy pants, and she looked like she was going too or from some sort of raving danceathon. Not to be defeated, I attempted to woo her into conversation.
“I have this little friend here, you see. It’s an abroader otter. He likes to fish and he’s home here in Limsa! You may have him for a pet, he really likes pretty kitties!” I said, nervously. She turned her head and her eyes lit up at the little guy, and I felt I really made a connection! She accepted the gift and nodded to me. I had to keep this going. “So, Miss Lexa, Would you maybe like to hang out? Go see a show or an adventure or something?” I was nervously twitching so bad I may have accidentally hit her with my elbow. Hard. Right in the belly. She gave me a really dark sneer and had me aback, I may have blown it! Instead, she responds with “Come with me I need to kill something.” I was so excited! A woman after my own heart!
We explored the depths of the Tam Tara deepcroft. Quite a dismal place for a first date I admit but it was what she wanted to do so I obliged. I didn’t even wrap myself up in plastic as I would usually do in a place like that cause my mind wasn’t on it! I whipped out my peashooter to show of my mad pewpew skills and instead she got in there and just annihilated everything herself. To say she already stole my heart was an understatement. We got out safely, covered in grime and blood. I wiped off as much as I could and looked her in the eye and gave my most seductive grin possible with bug guts covering my face. “Did you enjoy it, Lexa? Would you like to hang out again?!” I nervously asked.
Then she grabbed me by the head and kissed me! I will tell ya I was lost for words. I got lost in it I’ll tell ya, and stood there dumbfounded for a good 20 minutes when she stopped and kept asking me if I was ok. I think I responded with something super smooth like “Uhhhh yeah uhhh” and smiled like a goof. She asked me if I wanted to go kill giant slugs in the salt flats of Ala mhigo next and I was like “duh”. But that is a story for another time. Now we are a full couple, with a house and a doggie and a beach to swim in and I am just so taken with her. I’m a lucky girl, although she can tend to be a bit...sadistic, with her obsession with killing like, everything. But that's ok! Unleash your dark side, Lexa! Kill the things I’ll be here cheering you on!
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