uno dos tres cuatro~

hi I'm Tay welcome to the Kosuke Saito appreciation zone / also known as tayziken / ABOUT PAGE IS OUTDATED

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

some idiot on reddit made a bot that replies to every comment that uses the word penis with ‘lol penis’ and didn’t realise it would also pick up on its own comments

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[pretentious-git]

phone wallpaper types

Type 1: their phone background is of themselves

Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other

Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple

Type 4: their phone background is of a couple, usually fanart of an otp or a show couple

Type 5: their phone background is of their favourite character

Type 6: their phone background is some really fancy art or quirky/minimalistic kind of thing

Type 7: their phone background is of their pet

Type 8: their phone background is of their family or friends

Type 9: their phone background is one of those stupid shitty backgrounds that are already part of the phone and they never bothered to change it 

[crystallineaffluence]

Can there be a type 10 for simple art you drew yourself

[pretentious-git]

phone wallpaper types

Type 1: their phone background is of themselves

Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other

Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple

Type 4: their phone background is of a couple, usually fanart of an otp or a show couple

Type 5: their phone background is of their favourite character

Type 6: their phone background is some really fancy art or quirky/minimalistic kind of thing

Type 7: their phone background is of their pet

Type 8: their phone background is of their family or friends

Type 9: their phone background is one of those stupid shitty backgrounds that are already part of the phone and they never bothered to change it 

[crystallineaffluence]

Can there be a type 10 for simple art you drew yourself

[997]

[squiddleward-deactivated2019032]

lawnmower intensifies

[tastelesssandwiches-deactivated]

[asculan-deactivated20170914]

me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that has literally 0 consequences*

me @ me:

[wildsideoflifeencounters]

Crested Pigeons

Not a great photo, but its the only time I’ve ever seen a juvenile.

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[jewishdragon]

eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[teaonatrain]

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Magikarp is our hero <3

[calypsoburch]

[leavemealoneyoufuckingweirdos-d]

[sarkos]

[gif87a-com]

[brakes-deactivated20141119]