cheese in a tube

spinach and ricotta fill my insides

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[twomoonsinthesky-twicenickel]

😂 <- are they laughing at me or with me though??

Very important distinction.

[the-grand-neb]

🔥<OH CURSES THEY WANT TO SET ME ON FIRE

[ajithink]

🐟

Ok ig

[jakejavu-offical]

🙁

Fair enough /silly

[anonmuos]

👌

Could be worse

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

🙏

Whats that supposed to mean

[artemisiamasterofnone]

☀️

Damn

[chaos-incarnate-xd]

🎆

what

[artemisiamasterofnone]

they 'sploded

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

🗣 what does this mean

[definitely-ao3-offical]

They gossip about you?

🚪 I don't wanna leave :(

[saber-toast-tiger]

👁 < theyre watching me

[halogen-insertlastparthere]

🦈

I…uhm… I don’t know what this means

[carn3lian-claws]

😔

Disappointed in me. I can see that

[veinsofwires]

👅

i. Uhm. Right then.

[carn3lian-claws]

OH WAITI MISREAD THE NUMBER SO MINE IS ACTUALLY DIFFERENT

😭

oh well that's not much better

[whitestreamrct2]

❤️ < - yay…?

@zeldafloof @silly-fi5h @bassyperson @chezzitezzi @maplethedarkshine @moonflower-wings-of-fire + open tags!

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

🙏🏻I guess they are praying for my wellbeing

@bextheibex @crowinganimations @katnissforever @mustard-in-a-bottle @stargazer56cipher @obsessive4books

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

😔

Guys.. what does this mean?

@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @petercanparkacar @moonflower-wings-of-fire @seventeeneleventeen @bardorsomethinglikethat

[themostrandommoon]

🇬🇧

I mean yeah? Ig?

@theonlyaardvark @mer-acle

[theonlyaardvark]

🙂‍↕️

I guess im doing good then

@mer-acle @iminruinz @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @isoldmysoultothefae

[isoldmysoultothefae]

😒

@mustard-in-a-bottle @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam @six-sox and @st4ry3mi

[ellie-moonbeam]

🔥

Help what does this mean. Do they think I'm awesome or do they want to burn me alive.

@totally-real-mari-from-omori @zenkor123 @parker818 @valdezsimp02 @ollietheocto @laurenpool2711 @littleacorn777 @kirapjo0818

[zenkor123]

You have energy, but you need to use it before it burns out.

Decipher this:

🍚🍤🎃🧨🎈♣️♦️🕹🎮📞🎬🔍🎮🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🛝♨️♨️♨️🎠🎠🛻

Tagging

@justafewberries @writes-too-much @write-on-me-forever @manawari @mollywog @thesunpersists @jay--elle @glimmeringpearl @mega-aulover @thelettersfromnoone @nobodytellyouhow

@bajegal246 @instant-yuri-machine @waltzshouldbewriting @annoying-vegan

@emmaalovesbooks @ritalinrae

[instant-yuri-machine]

😔

me too, guardian angel, me too...

tags:

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane

@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags

[days-without-ai-ads-offical]

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ (im on computer) open tagsies

[canneloni-offical]

🍿

WHAT

[alekarus-closet]

egg

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[halogen-insertlastparthere]

holy shit I’m the god of the future

[leafwing-life]

Well damn I'm god of hate that's out of character

[halogen-insertlastparthere]

I mean

fits ur pfp /silly

[lynxexists980]

Negligence what the fuck is that supposed to mean huh generator

[princeofthedark]

God of panic

Yeah seems right

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

God of case whatever the hell that means <3

[whitestreamrct2]

God of the Wilderness!

@zeldafloof @maplethedarkshine @moonflower-wings-of-fire and anyone else; too lazy to tag

[zeldafloof]

God of frame. Idk.

I'ma do one tag. @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin why not.

[the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin]

I already did this n got god of illness but oh well

God of study.

Wrong.

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I am the God of Order.

[taco-bell-offical]

I am the God of Tops

(seriously)

take the meaning of "top" as you wish

[drumsticks-offical]

Hey so a funny thing just happened

[zeta-finnish]

I'M THE GOD OF EFFLUX.

[cain-offical]

violence isnt a word on there. seriously. my name is CAIN AND I CANT BE GOD OF VIOLENCE.

[kingkit7734]

…

…no comment

[zeta-finnish]

I did it again-

what the fuck does this mean.

[er-idkhehe2]

Suffering?

[zeta-finnish]

I am the God of In.

...Take that as you will.

[seizeyoursalad]

I don’t….. hate it…..

[sandstorm-but-offical]

ooc: i'm the fucking sun god now

[zeta-finnish]

AH YES, APOLLO.

Or Helios?

One of the two-

[laciffo-natas]

N-neck? ??

HOW DO I. HOW. WHA

[canneloni-offical]

supression 💗

[rifa]

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

[yallidarityforever]

one year of tunes. thank you harry

[yallidarityforever]

two years of tunes. thank you harry

[missmewithat]

theee years of tunes. thank you harry

[knickknat]

My goal for my tumblr is to get a note from satan-offical

Could be a like, a comment, a reblog

Doesn't matter

I want a singular note from her one day

[satan-offical]

Yeah but what if all of chat also gave you a note?

[soapulp-deactivated20200501]

thank you for liking my posts. im kissing your forehead right now. do you feel it.

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[jeena-says-hi]

The creature

[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[chipotle-offical]

due to personal reasons, i am leaving tumblr. it is not anyone's fault, but i will be deleting this account shortly

thank you so much to everyone who was moots with me and liked my posts

thank you all so much

[memeclassheroes]

[thebiggestplantgirlno15]

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

[atwotonedbird]

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

[milwkwyxd]

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

[vaultbuggo]

human genocide and corrupting a heavenly official into overthrowing Heaven's council

[verirothestar]

Bunch of stuff, mostly stealing things, working for the government, working for a crime organisation, getting killed in space, etc.

[iwillstealyournamelikeafae]

illegal fishing?

[no-one-offical]

I ate some horses

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

i started an illegal bee cult

-Pipes

[laciffo-satan]

...coming first in a fashion show..???

[illegaldoctor--offical]

...um...designing hotelrooms

[laciffo-natas]

Building pretty houses

[canneloni-offical]

broke into an apocalypse shelter😢

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[an-australian-offical]

Fun Fact

as well as having a swimming centre named after him, Harold holt, the former Australian prime minister who drowned

well has also have a naval communications tower named after him

[an-australian-offical]

they just have to keep naming the water stuff after him to try communicate with him i think

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

STOP DOING TIK TOK DANCES AT SCHOOL, THAT SHITS CRINGE

[satan-offical]

Keep doing tik tok dances, as long as you enjoy it, it can never be cringe.

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

what if all the officalverse blogs are just run by @satan-offical?

[an-australian-offical]

I’m intrigued tell me more

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[crescentwolf14]

Soo I have a blood kink... someone reported a post about it like this one time and I got a message from tumblr asking if I was okay and how to get help if I needed it. Was actually cool I didn't know it was a thing that tumblr would do and until now didn't know exactly why that had happened other than something with that post but not that they had this whole set up

[flavoracle]

Suicide prevention is important. It works. I have personally benefited from it.

But it only works if people know about it. So please consider passing along.

[da-police-offical]

Please don't kill yourselves, guys.

[evil-no-one-offical]

Um. Don’t kill yourself. But not sure if this actually works or not.

[spookthelilguy]

Fun fact!! This does the opposite of this intent in a lot of cases. It will terminate the blog.

A lot of mentally ill communities such as jiraiblr fall victim to this and will often make an attempt on their life in earnest after their blog is termed.

Do not, in fact, do this.

[evil-no-one-offical]

Oh. So do NOT report them

Mod here, imma tag some ppl to know this @no-one-offical @da-police-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @definitely-not-ao3-offical @evilpineapple-offical

[laciffo-natas]

Thank God someone fucking said it.

THIS DOES NOT SAVE THEIR LIFE. THIS DESTROYS THE SAFE PLACE THEY'VE BUILT.

DO NOT REPORT.

[canneloni-offical]

i have established my presence

it's time to have a personality

hey guys how's it going